Things You Hate That Happen While...

[MadeUpName27]

The WORST thing that can happen is:

Your boyfriend comes home early...
~ or ~
You ARE the boyfriend who comes home early...

 

[looseliam]

The WORST thing that can happen is:

Your boyfriend comes home early...
~ or ~
You ARE the boyfriend who comes home early...

Guns don't kill people; boyfriends who come home early do.

As for my worst, it has to be the cold nose of the inquisitive dog. ::shudders::

 

[Kurn]

Having a herd of wildebeests trample us.

 

[Mako247]

calling out the wrong name

(it has happened)

now all my bf's are named Mark just for this reason

 

[JUB_newbie]

LEG CRAMP... especially during climax!

Cold, wet nose of an inquisitive dog.....? now that could be disturbing !

 

[LeoMikey]

The bed making too much noise.
Someone walking in or spying.
A guy who gets off once and either falls asleep or leaves.
Having a condom break.
Bad breath or any body odor.
Having a partner who does'nt make any noise.
Cumming too soon, or losing an erection.
Hitting your head on the headboard.
Leaving a huge wet spot on the bedsheets.
Not being able to find the lube.
Getting cum in your eye.
Having anal sex with a guy who did'nt clean out his asshole first.

 

[sushi_wonderland]

having a stuck pubic hair in the throat.

 

[confusedboy23]

Looks like I'm not the only one getting cramps! Ouch! Hate them!!!!

 

[Christopher123]

Falling off the bed.

*cough*

 

[runner]

My boyfriend's cat jumping on the bed to investigate... I really hate that!

 

[Dobson73]

The absolute worst!

You're making love and the front door open and all you hear is, "Hi, Honey, I'm Home!"

 

[Dobson73]

Or of course, that one elusive pubic hair that you just can't get off your tongue. Now that can ruin a girl's night.

 

[pjlikesporn]

You ARE the boyfriend who comes home early...

If you choose to have sex as you enter your own home, the risks you are taking are pretty obvious.

Phone ringing

Phone ringing can definitely be a mood-killer, but it can also be a mood-enhancer. On the odd occasion, I like to service my guy while he talks on the phone--especially if it's with his boss.

LEG CRAMP... especially during climax!

I do have frequent leg cramps but never during sex. Now, I've suddenly become paranoid. Yikes!

 

[SouthBeach30]

1)My loving dog suddenly jumping on the bed/sofa/chair next to dining table with her leash in her mouth barking at me to take her for a walk. Argh!

2) Insane adopted stray cat sitting outside window and meowing for food the entire time!

3)Videotape ends before you do.

 

[Mako247]

Or of course, that one elusive pubic hair that you just can't get off your tongue. Now that can ruin a girl's night.

you just have the wrong attitude....

Pubes are nature's dental floss!

 

[ronboy]

Having your sex partner fart just as you are about to rim him (mind you, Dave has never done this to me, but it has happened with others.....)

 

[windgates]

About to start fucking when your mom calls. And then she insists on you talking to your sister.

Complete. Mood. Killer.

 

[Mako247]

About to start fucking when your mom calls. And then she insists on you talking to your sister.

Complete. Mood. Killer.

Though Miss Manners would probably have a shit fit, I have actually taken calls while doing the deed

(it wasnt mom)

in fact i even passed the phone to the guy who I was boning to say hello

now my friend always starts his telephone calls with "are you vertical or horizontal even before saying hello

 

[SouthBeach30]

I have unfortunately uncovered a new one. Having the fire alarm go off. For your entire building! Shouldn't have left food on stove while I seduced him on the counter.

 

[man_crazy]

Phone ringing. Also the computer freezing up and having to restart it.