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Things You Hate That Happen While...

Keys in the front door are bad but at least it gives you a few seconds to get your pants on
 
candle catches cheap polyester curtains on fire...it started out as the blowing curtains in an 80's hairband video, but quickly turned to a scene out of burn, baby, burn...disco inferno!! This really happened.

I also have had tall pillar candles spring some sort of leak and drip tons and tons and tons and tons of wax all over the nightstand...
 
The phone ringing (especially if you know they know you are there) or having to go to the bathroom really bad before you finish. Luckily nothing worse has happened to me!
 
My nephews knocking on the door with the stupidiest excuses just to check if I am having sex.
 
The alarm clock goes off...

(unless your lucky enough to have you, your partner and the clock all go off at the same time)

(!) (!) (!)
 
the music ending while we're / i'm still at it ~ which is really necesary to cover up all the noises i make ^^"
hmmm.. this is taking longer then i thought.. should have pressed that repeat button ^^''
 
Aside from leg cramps:

People who start something they can't finish

The baby waking up

Their mother stopping by

Cheapskates

(All of these things have happened to me)
 
Mako247 said:
calling out the wrong name

(it has happened)

now all my bf's are named Mark just for this reason
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haha that really made me laugh, more so to the fact as i seem to be attracted to most guys who are named mark lol

but the worst thing for me has to be when a guy comes to early.

i was seeing this guy called mark, wot a suprise lol, an the 1st time i went to his we were sort of gettin it on, so to speak, on the sofa, was only still foreplay, he was on top of me kissing me and i hadnt even touched his cock my hands were around his waist and all of a sudden he pulls away an buries his head in my shoulder an says "shit im gna come" an yup he did, all over my stomach an well that was the end of that lol think he was more embaressed with himself than i was pissed off lol but it had happened on a few other occasions with him after that aswell, never knew i could have that effect on ppl :P guess i was doing somethin right lol
 
- noisy bed, sofa, chair...

- snezze or a sudden attack of cough

- pizza boy knocking the door and don't realizing it's the wrong number.
 
runny nose.... When I'm having hot and heavy sex I get all sweaty and hot.....and my nose starts running. Me sniffing every ten seconds is a mood killer. Mind you, it doesn't happen all the time, but it IS embarrasing when it does.
 
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