Things you should never do after eating stuffed cabbage.

[Vannie]

hot air ballooning- Are we supposed to be this high up?

wear parachute pants- I think its hammer time!

deep sea diving- Whats with all the bubbles?

sumo wrestling-

 

[Charon]

Get fucked - Messy

 

[Alistair]

Go for a long drive......

 

[gsdx]

Sit in a hot tub with your friends.
Go to the library.
Attend a funeral.
Proctor a text or exam.
Visit a monastery.

 

[Alistair]

Have a colonoscopy....

 

[sixthson]

Do squats at the gym.

 

[Essex Boy]

The wisdom of the East: http://www.santosha.com/pavana.html

 

[gsdx]

Go for a walk on the moon in your sealed space suit.

 

[eastofeden]

Enter a Dance Marathon....

 

[purina]

Eating some more stuffed cabbage is OK though...right?

 

[Vannie]

Me and purina are getting married

 

[Rickrock]

Sumo wrestling was the first one that cracked me up and then there were others after.

 

[Willie Boy]

I would have though insert a butt plug would have been posted by now. Or at least if you do apply one please put some clothing on, because y'alls really do not want to see one of those get launched across the room!

It's all fun and games until, due to a ricochet, someone looses an eye!

 

[gsdx]

Never strike a match.

 

[FPNY]

You people got big problems....BIG

 

[frankfrank]

Don't dive head-first into a tree chipper when it's running.

You should avoid this even if you haven't had stuffed cabbage.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Don't dive head-first into a tree chipper when it's running.

You should avoid this even if you haven't had stuffed cabbage.

 

[FPNY]

I should open an online psych center..I could make a fortune...

 

[ronboy]

Don't go bungee jumping!

 

[Vannie]

have a Séance