Think of a Song About Masturbating

[hungprep]

Post the title of a song that you think could be about everyone's favorite pasttime (whether the song actually is or not)...

It's fun, it feels good, medical authorities say it's good for you: it's masturbation!

I'll start with an obvious choice: Orgasm Addict Buzzcocks

Now, wank on, fellow tossers!


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[HornyHenry]

Beat It Michael Jackson
The beat Goes On Sonny and Cher

I wanna Use Your hand by The Heatles
Neater Skeeter Peter Beater Cheater Meter
Orgasm Chasm
Meat-beat
Beat Me Daddy, Eight To The Bar(also an S&M song) and Jack It off Into The Clive, Boys (Both sung forties swing style)
Bukakke Jackey
He's My Cum-Rag Forever
His Loving Hand
I'm Your Handy Man
Hand Me Some Lovin' Buddy
My Handyman Jack Toff
Meat Me At The Masturbation Station
The Hand Is Quicker Than The Guy
Lend Me Your Hand
I Wank With Hank
See Ya Later Masturbater

 

[7Anthony5]

Whip it- Devo

 

[7Anthony5]

I touch myself- Divynils

 

[racer2438]

I want your sex---George Michael

 

[evilest]

FINGERS - Pink

 

[quipmstr]

Sometimes a Fantasy - Billy Joel

Imaginary Lover - Atlanta Rhythm Section

or if you want to stretch it...

At Last - Etta James

 

[quipmstr]

All by Myself - Eric Carmen ????

 

[hungprep]

^_^ Yeah! Bravo! Exactement! That's what I'm talking about! Olden but golden gassers, rare tracks and chansons classiques!

And don't be shy about posting links to vids (if they exist), on YouTube or anywhere else, like TLMLF (Tout le monde le fait) by Ophélie Winter.

Who else besides me has a hard-on to hear (and possibly see) NSPBCM (Neater Skeeter Peter Beater Cheater Meter)? Is that a country song, BTW?

For further inspiration, here's another classic rocker from the nineteen sixties (No, not Jimi Hendrix's If Six Were Nine, but nuttin wrong wit dat! Remember, in his first, big hit, Are You Experienced?, Jimi Hendrix sang, 'Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!'):

Pictures of Lily The Who

Whose pictures did (do) you use to help you 'sleep at night?'

Unh, unh, unh...

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFq4E9XTueY&feature=av2e"]a song about masturbation[/ame]


She Bop - Cyndi Lauper

I see em every night in tight bluejeans
And on the pages of a Blueboy Magazine

Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine
They say I'd better stop or I'll go blind

 

[hungprep]

^_^ Qu'est-ce que le magazine Blueboy?


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCIo_HBNjhM&feature=related"]The Touch of My Hand Britney Spears[/ame]


<whispers> I love myself/It's not a sin/I can't control what's happenin'

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

It's a classic men's mag that's been around since the beginning of naughty.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aEnnH6t8Ts&ob=av2e"]Ha ha he he ho ho[/ame]

 

[hungprep]

^_^ Baybuh, baybuh, baybuh...


[ame="http://il.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx-L-ndn0ME&feature=artist"]Sexy Eiffel Towers Bow Wow Wow[/ame]

 

[hungprep]

^_^ Speaking of YouTube videos, here are a couple more for inspiration -- albeit for the two titles I posted previously:


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Mi995ggFU"]Orgasm Addict Buzzcocks[/ame]


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BmkBroiw1s"]Pictures of Lily The Who[/ame]


Plus, one more, so this post will seem less like an egregious <bump> perhaps:


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpprOGsLWUo"]Pump It Up Elvis Costello[/ame]


Now, come on, my fellow tossers, <bump> it up ('until you can feel it, when you don't really need it')!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Dancing With Myself - Billy Idol

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VNx78SAq8M"]it's my love vibration[/ame]

 

[Lefty]

A song written for the Vancouver Hoover

Michael rowed the Boat Ashore.

for every one else a real real oldie

Row row row your boat

Gently till you stream

When you make your eyeballs float

Let it go and scream.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

^quit goofing around! this is serious!^

Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7movKfyTBII&ob=av3n"]we can dance from pole to pole[/ame]

 

[hungprep]

^_^ So, that's what that song was about! Who knew?


[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aljlKYesT4&feature=related"]Blister in the Sun The Violent Femmes[/ame]

'<Blobitty-bleat> I stain my sheets, I don't even know why...'
.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Capitol P by Mindless Self Indulgence

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XukslNVP-lM"]Wet my meat and start to Beat It![/ame]

Beat It! by Michael Jackson

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk&ob=av2e"]BEAT IT, JUST BEAT IT![/ame]