This girl came on me today That dumb BITCH!

[Corny]

sounds like a plotline from some straight porn.

 

[gabriel1]

Lovely weather today if it doesn't rain.

I would rather have rain than snow.

 

[D-Base]

Cum? Okay...

 

[trawler69]

Pouring down here but at least it isn't yellow. Is someone giving the piss?

 

[GL]

why do i get the impression recreational pharmaceuticals were involved?

 

[G-Lexington]

This is such a bullshit story. What kind of gay man buys shirts at Wal-Mart?

Lex

 

[fuzzy64]

We were writing an exam and all of a sudden she turns around and cums right on my shirt that i brought from wal-mart

I literally was in shock and just stood there and screamed my way out of that room to the nearest washroom to get that stank dirty shirt off me and wear a diffrent shirt.

Her cum smelt funny and it look like egg yoke!


It was so embarrassing too, everyone laughed at me...it was hard to go back in.

She is not getting away with it. I'll be seeing her again next semester.

That was just disgusting....

LMAO-- sounds like bullcrap to me! first off, Girls don't cum like guys do, you should have learned that back in Sex Ed in school. secondly exactly what kind of exam were you taking where people would be naked- enabling them to cum on you??

and third, what were you smoking when experiencing this odd phenomenon?


I stopped posting a few months ago, and after reading stupid threads like this now I know why.......

 

[RationalLunacy]

.........

 

[TygreBryte]

The original post wins the palm d'oer for best surrealist post of 2008....

 

[jtearth]

Erm...

Uh...

No...?

 

[rareboy]

Okay.

This absolutely gets a special SFTIRTY award if the OP is serious.

Otherwise, I think that Usedcar is just Comrad returning under a different nom de guerre.

 

[Spellbound]

I wish the OP would come back and explain himself.

 

[hawkia]

huh? I don't follow

I have to agree.

 

[badboy]

I laughed.

 

[lyconthrope]

I laughed.

you would!

sounds like a porn version of the excorcist!

WTF kind of girls you got on your side of the pond?!

they sure as hell dont do that over here.

 

[MrBarbrey]

sounds like you had some fun

 

[MrBarbrey]

^ join the club buddy

 

[MrBarbrey]

Such a random post!

Wear this for protection

i'd hit it

 

[SimonSeven]

Such a random post!

Wear this for protection

I think I already hit it..hot outfit!!

 

[sixthson]

sounds like a porn version of the excorcist!

That was my first thought....Linda Blair.