this guy was hitting on me yesturday

[justaguy1988]

I'm with my parents looking for a bed for my house right. Went to this one store and this guy in his early 20's asked us what we needed. He starts showing us the mattresses and then he's like who is this for. I said well its for me. He says oh how old are you and what do you weigh. I thought it had some relivance to picking out a bed so I told him then he says oh well let me show you the bed I sleep on. Then twice he said maybe you should hop on there and see how it feels. And of course I wasn't about to do that. Honestly it was pretty sick. Granted he was a handsome guy (not intended in a gay way) but no. The only reason I even consider myself bi is because I would depending on the level of my despiration, fuck a guy if I had to just to get a release you know. Guess I can check this off my list of experiences I never want to happen again list. To each his own.

 

[Spiff]

you're here telling us about it in a bisexual forum, and still you are paranoid to even think about testing out a mattress at a store in front of a "handsome" salesguy. I think there is more going on here then you are letting on.

 

[JayboyCDA]

Perhaps buddy wanted to ensure that you are getting a quality bed. Your weight and your age do have a lot of bearing on your decision to purchase a bed. Of course you would want to ensure that the bed is able to support your body weight and perchance he had asked your age because he's considering which model of bed to offer to you. A more mature bed-owner obviously would want to purchase a good quality bed but if you are a younger purchaser, maybe a medium price ranged bed is within your budget -- my two pence for this thread.

 

[rareboy]

Don't flatter yourself 'dude'.

You're like so it was like so weird and gross and everything and he was like suggesting that you like actually try out a bed!!!!that you were going to buy!!!!OMG

And like, asking you to lie on the bed actually like has some 'relivance' (sic), cos they ask everyone to do the same thing so that jerl-offs can't say they didn't know what they were like buying.

I heard he thought you were a really closet case and had a good laugh about it later.

 

[Vacabbie]

to each his own?



why are you even here?

 

[rareboy]

Oh sorry...I meant to type 'jerk-offs'...

 

[sentirpromesas]

i read that passage and i must say, it sounds just like someone trying to sell someone else a bed...nothing else...don't flatter urself too much...not every gay man is gonna want sleep with u...trust me, we dont...closetcases are too much work

 

[harristate]

Everybody knows that you're supposed to lie on the beds to see which one is comfortable before you buy. It's called "Mattress Buying 101". Now, if he asked for your phone number (not your parent's) so he could follow up and 1.) he calls and 2.) he asks you to come over to his house to "check out" HIS mattress, then 3.) you were right about him hitting on you. Otherwise, remember that the dude was trying to make a commission by selling you a bed. Do guys hit on you everywhere you go? Just curious.

 

[sentirpromesas]

also, u probably looked like a bigger homo by refusing to get on the bed than by actually doing it...EVERYONE GETS ON THE BED TO TRY IT OUT! my dad hops on the beds just for fun...there is nothing queer about it, if anything u look queer refusing to do so...but those are my two cents...

 

[RacerX111]

What a dumb ass!

 

[andyspete]

Don't flatter yourself 'dude'.

You're like so it was like so weird and gross and everything and he was like suggesting that you like actually try out a bed!!!!that you were going to buy!!!!OMG

And like, asking you to lie on the bed actually like has some 'relivance' (sic), cos they ask everyone to do the same thing so that jerl-offs can't say they didn't know what they were like buying.

I heard he thought you were a really closet case and had a good laugh about it later.

I got a chuckle from reading this post. Too funny rareboy!

 

[Críostóir]

Oh sorry...I meant to type 'jerk-offs'...

I liked 'jerl-offs'. Evocative without content.

 

[tmb1]

Oh, I know, this happens to me all the time. I went to buy a new car the other day and the saleman told me to get in and see how the leather seat "feels". He then got into the passenger seat and said take it for a "drive". I immediately got out, I didn't want to be in one of his sick homo driving on a date scenarios. I mean my god what if my friends or family saw me driving with this good looking guy in a car. What would they think! Granted if desperate and I had just watched some "straight porn" and read this month's playboy I might be desperate enough to have him suck my dick but its still sick. Check this off my list of things I never want to do again(no car shopping for me!) To each his own. LOL

Dude you got serious issues!!!

 

[rareboy]

tmb1...I just blew coffee through my nose. ouch.

 

[unclaimedblessing]

My, aren't we full of ourselves?
Do you really think you are so irresistible that he would have masturbated watching you test a bed to detemine if it was comfortable or not (and in front of your parents)?.
Get a grip, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

 

[stripes]

don't worry justaguy1988, i'm your friend. but i agree with some of the others, doesn't sound like he was hitting on you.

 

[Johnny Yen]

So many guys mistake good salemanship or customer service as flirting...

 

[blackbeltninja]

So many guys mistake good salemanship or customer service as flirting...

Yup, and you end up leaving your number on your bill at the restaurant because, man, that waitress was SO into you.

And then she doesn't call. It takes a few days for the surprise to give way to the grim realisation that she was in fact just, for want of a better phrase, whoring for tips.

Been there, done that, as both a waiter and (stupidly, because I have played for the other team) a customer.

-d-

 

[Runewell]

Seriously lol

The op's profile says something else...

 

[Blueboy369]

ooops! You've just been "Nexted".