I think the Gayest thing I've ever done is allow another man to stick his pee-pee into my poo-poo.
That was after I'd treated his big stiff pee-pee like a lolipop and lickity-licked it and sucked and massaged it for such a long time.
And I've done it so often now that listening to Barbra Streisand seems positively butch.
I went to a Barry Manilow concert once.
And I've also colour matched my wardrobe which is really getting pretty homosexual if you ask me!

That was after I'd treated his big stiff pee-pee like a lolipop and lickity-licked it and sucked and massaged it for such a long time.
And I've done it so often now that listening to Barbra Streisand seems positively butch.
I went to a Barry Manilow concert once.
And I've also colour matched my wardrobe which is really getting pretty homosexual if you ask me!




