This is why I hate doing stupid things with my body parts

[freefall]

My lecturer taught me about reading X-rays today and he showed an image from the Net, of rectum of a male patient with a banana-shaped thing stuck in there. My friend was completely puzzled, wondering what the mystery item was.

You've already known what the mystery object is

While my colleagues were stunned, I just thought how embarrassed that man must've been when he sought medical attention.

 

[SilverSurfer]

Ohhh. Is that one of those with a remote control?

*BZZT*

 

[freefall]

^No, it's a time bomb

Of cum volcano

 

[gingentleman]

Talk about being anally retentive!

 

[cronker]

Or anally retarded.

 

[Scottyboi]

ouch man, you can clearly see its distorting his sigmoid colon

 

[jaysizzles]

I'm sure he just slipped and fell on it...yeah, that's it...

 

[Lefty]

Looked to me like you could plainly see

that thing should not be in there.

 

[Paws]

That's why you should always buy ones with a "plate"/suction cup.

 

[SilverSurfer]

How big is that thing, anyway? It looks huge.





It also looks like it reaches about the spot that my bf hits.

 

[Lefty]

Well Silver Turfer......Mr. "A" can spend the night here, and you won't have

to worry about a compromise of anybody or their virtue. I'm guessing you

took that Gentleman Farmer and plowing stuff seriously....

 

[FPNY]

my friend who works at a hospital tells a story of a young man who came into the er with a whole zucchini in his ass, the doctor was talking to the guys mother who was overheard asking how her son could have swallowed an entire zucchini...

 

[PolterGUYst]

They really need to attach a friggen rope to those things if people are so eager to shove 'em in that deep.

 

[Bored]

It looks like there is an outline of a dick. Is it a dildo that vibrates?

 

[Georgiadude]

when I worked in the ER we would get guys that would come in with something "lost". This 1 guy came in 3 or 4 different times. The same doc. was working each and every time too. Just his lucky day I guess. The last time he misplaced a 14" carrot!!!!???? I know. How do you "lose" a 14" carrot? When it perforates your colon and is floating around in your abdomen. You have to have emergency surgery to remove it. The guy almost died from peritonitis. He ended up with a colostomy and all sorts of troubles. Do your self a favor. Spend the money on something designed for anal play and even then be careful. It is kinda of funny but nearly cost this guy his life.

Steven.

 

[Esquire0399]

I cannot even fathom the embarrassment of that showing up on an x-ray, then it having to be removed.

 

[star-warrior]

More tales from the expected...

http://www.well.com/~cynsa/newbutt.html

Have a nice vacation freefall.

 

[MrBubulino]

Oh gosh. It must be embarrasing to tell the doctor: "I was screwing... but then I fell on the screwdriver and somehow it ended up inside my ass".

 

[SilverSurfer]

Silver...is that your bong??

HOLY HOOKAHS!

 

[andyspete]

my friend who works at a hospital tells a story of a young man who came into the er with a whole zucchini in his ass, the doctor was talking to the guys mother who was overheard asking how her son could have swallowed an entire zucchini...

OMG!! That is hilarious. How naive could the mother be?