Thank you for your concern, but I am fine.
It is not me creating excessive drama and almighty Forum wars (which is what upsets the average Jubber)............. for that, you should look at yourself (and people like you) who uses every possible occasion to start an argument with people you don't like.
You should  be more tollerant with other people and their different posting styles, like people is tollerant with yours.
If I say that I find your style irritating, are you going to stop being irritating if I ask you nicely? I bet you won't.
But then again, I am not here to teach other people how should they post on a public forum (that's your job apparently), so I expect you do the same with people that you find irritating.
Live and let live............
But if you want to keep barking and biting everyone that doesn't fit your "perfect poster" profile, don't let me stop you.
You can always blame me and my "lethal" Gifs if people freak out and leave this Forum............ 
 
Anyway in case you change your mind and decide to make an effort, here is an excellent guide you can follow............