This topic is whatever you want it to be, one size fits all

[fabulouslyghetto]

Post whatever you want, but for fuck's sake POST

I choose gifs

 

[Telstra]

that gif lady is you

 

[eastofeden]

1980 Feminists....

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

that gif lady is you

Well duh that's the implication when I post a gif. See Telly I don't care what anyone says, if I give you enough time you will get there all by yourself.

 

[Charon]

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I love/hate her so much

 

[Essex Boy]

Am I seeing things or is Anne Sofie von Otter, the Swedish nightingale, moonlighting as a JUBLive! cam model? I'm sure I've clocked her flitting across the top of the screen with all those tattooed muscle queens. You know the one I mean. Of course you do.

 

[Essex Boy]

 

[Cormac135]

I thought he was back for a second there, as if i haven't suffered enough shocks for one day.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

I thought he was back for a second there, as if i haven't suffered enough shocks for one day.

I did come by, but only to switch out purses. Got a ketchup stain on my charcoal black leather Michael Kors, the one with spotted owl feathers on the zipper and matching lynx (two of the rarest animals) fur wallet. I trust my queendom has been ok in my absence? I know how sorely you all miss me but a bij stays on the move. But you can rest assured, the kween will NEVER leave.

 

[Essex Boy]

Embiggen the last one yourself, I can't find it any more.​

 

[Peloso]

I found this ad on Craigslist years ago:

Mature, very confident, sophisticated, well-educated, artsy, musical, tall, dark, & handsome. 44-year old lover of opera, good food, and good wine. Well-traveled - been to 7 countries thus far and counting, and speak 4 languages. Whimsical and love to laugh - at everything, including moi.

When we're out together, expect everyone to be charmed by how easy it is to talk to me, how I'm able to carry on a conversation about almost anything, and how when they and I are having a conversation, I'm totally focused on them. This is because I'm an excellent listener. And as you can see from the pictures, I know how to dress to impress. My appearance will always be a credit to you.

When we're entertaining at home, I'm the perfect host. I'll always ensure that the place looks impeccable, the mood music is just right - that goes back to my musicality, the food is delectable, the drinks are exquisite, and everyone has enough to eat and drink. I also have the ability to "work the room," to talk to everyone there, so nobody feels left out.

When you and I are alone, I'm a hopeless romantic that is entirely devoted to you. I'm all for candle-lit dinners, strolls on the beach, and snuggling on the couch watching our favorite movies...

In the bedroom, I love foreplay. If kissing were an Olympic sport, I'd be Gold Medalist! ;-) lol

I'm a 6' tall, lean, mean, sex machine. I'm versatile. I have an 8 x 6 Lethal Weapon - often told it's more like 9 x 7 - & a bubble butt that has been called "Platinum." lol

Printed HIV/STD test results, negative, dated 8/9/2013.

You: a man of means, who is ready to settle down with someone who will make your life complete. In my last relationship - he was a multimillionaire - not only was I his partner, companion, and friend, but I was his right-hand man. Because of my exceptional organizational skills, I was given the task of arranging key aspects of his professional life, which took it to a whole new level.

So, once again, expect my devotion and dedication to be to your career, your hopes, your aspirations. Whatever time left over goes to music, since I'm an Opera/Br oadway/Cabaret Singer, though my degree is in Computer Enginee ring.

Please respond with at least a face picture, your name, and tell me why you think we'd be a good match. Also, please include your cell #, since I like to chat a little before meeting up to verify online chemistry. Finally, please put "Trophy Boyfriend" in the subject line so I know it's not a spam robot! ;-) lol

Thank you, Gentlemen, and looking forward to your responses!


Enthusiastically,
xxxx

 

[Essex Boy]

^
No wonder the multimillionaire dumped him.

 

[Peloso]

What multimillionaire?

 

[Essex Boy]

This poor devil.

In my last relationship - he was a multimillionaire - not only was I his partner, companion, and friend, but I was his right-hand man. Because of my exceptional organizational skills, I was given the task of arranging key aspects of his professional life, which took it to a whole new level.

 

[Peloso]

^ I know. I just don't buy it.



"I'm an Opera/Br oadway/Cabaret Singer, though my degree is in Computer Enginee ring."

I'm a rock star. Though my degree is in sitting around and regretting things.

"Whimsical and love to laugh"

Personally, I hate to laugh. I find it unpleasant.

 

[luckynumbah7]

^
No wonder the multimillionaire dumped him.

While I appreciate he's trying the missive reads as neither 'worldly' nor competent since the grammar Be Fucked. Petty, perhaps...but seeing as he's fishing for wealth, well.

Lessee, post of my own, I think I finally figured out what to do about my dental issue, knock-on-wood. Dental implant, here I come!

 

[Peloso]

 

[Essex Boy]

Lessee, post of my own, I think I finally figured out what to do about my dental issue, knock-on-wood. Dental implant, here I come!

I've got one (a molar) and it's good. No fuss, no pain, no problems. Not cheap.

 

[Peloso]

I think I finally figured out what to do about my dental issue, knock-on-wood. Dental implant, here I come!

Just so you know, they make dental implants out of titanium alloy these days. Unless all you can afford is wood.