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[Essex Boy]

Got ten minutes to spare? This has had over 14.8 million views. Let's see if we can get up to 15 million. Oh, and the comments ...

 

[pat grimshaw]

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This looks potentially dangerous to me.

 

[ronboy]

I think I can safely post this here. There is no frontal nudity...

 

[pat grimshaw]

Why are there TWO buttons above these urinals?

 

[Alistair]

Why are there TWO buttons above these urinals?


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One is a sensor. It will autoflush the urinal when you walk away

 

[rareboy]

Why are there TWO buttons above these urinals?


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I am surprised that someone as fixated with how people should toilet doesn't know this? Almost all new public washrooms in North America and Europe have hands free flushing devices.

Do you live in the Outback by any chance?

 

[Essex Boy]

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May the twelfth is
ODOMETER DAY!
They've been around longer than you think.

The odometer is the reason all the bematists went out of business.
https://www.myimprov.com/story-behind-odometer-day/​

 

[Cormac135]

 

[pat grimshaw]

"America is a mere ingraft of Modern Europe: thought (religion), politics, finance, even the language, is merely a transplant of the best of Europe in a new space where (swept the natives that were in their way) those principles could develop freely.

The problem of America is that, instead of advancing where Europe left it, as it started developing on its own, it also developed its own ballast: all the American XIXth century is basically the Anti-XVIIIth century America, substitute Law and ecumenism for the Bible and the rule of the "Good People”."

 

[Essex Boy]

Vitelotte potatoes, boiled.

Vitelotte, radish and spring onion salad.

 

[Essex Boy]

 

[Essex Boy]

^
Oh dear God, I've just realised those are for real. They've been around for years. It's called the vajankle.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/laurasilver/hot-foot-it

 

[Essex Boy]

This is so good I just had to share it.

P.S. We have of course made the acquaintance of the divine Miss H. already https://www.justusboys.com/forum/th...-everyone!?p=10744199&viewfull=1#post10744199

 

[Essex Boy]

Another bonne bouche to delight the most jaded palate.

 

[rareboy]

 

[Essex Boy]

It's not PROMULENT with a P, it's CROMULENT with a C! All these years I've been saying it wrong. I feel such a prannet now

 

[Centipede]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Essex Boy]

The Czech for cromulent is bruláčný.

 

[Centipede]

so this is like, my new favorite thread lmaooooo

 

[Essex Boy]

Esprit de l'escalier

It's not PROMULENT with a P, it's CROMULENT with a C! All these years I've been saying it wrong. I feel such a prannet now ​

I wish I'd put "I feel like a right punt now".​