This topic is whatever you want it to be, one size fits all

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

hong kong
papar

hong kong
dots

ans ins slows motion so figa it a wata
let repeat dat wike sum country style a tv documantary - ans tis a wata - ooh ans tis a wata ans it do thangs ooh a let a see ooh ans tis a wata wot do thangs >hinthint
"tey no miss it?"
wadda ya tinks? - million ears ans still
"urm is go put ma head up ma butt"
ans a wound a wound tey go nothin new ta nose butt fa teys nose hair ta grows
%tataatatatatatat%
@ wot a dat? @
tink it media pumpin out lot a words fa dailys slippars
" ans ta tink "
yea is a nose
"ans teys only got da 1"
Y dinosaur not happy 65 million ears ago?
@tey not figa out umbrella?@
ssssssssssh!

anyways a cut it shorts
"da moon a lovaly tanight"
@yeeeeaaaaaa@

fold up nice wikes and pops it in post - bye postee byebye has a safe a trip
@oooh waveyssssss adieu sniffsniff@
rrr cheerup might a cum back again ormeet nice nose somewhhhheeeeeeee there be a
_PLUUUUUG_
rong end - forgat oda words so
@got more plugs here@
yea okay - one day explains a golf ta me

tinku

 

[cabinfever]

Karen's Mama and Grandma - and certainly alot more entertaining

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

no a news but stills no figa numbas ans teys a super folkeees
! ooh let a do da maths !
"wes a no quailfied"
mars a far far far away
@butt tey no cans add up anyway@
ans teys wots its
£ bit a papa palaese £
here a go
£ you a can not a do a maths £
cooor he cans wite
£ sends ta - U nose wots its £
where dat?
£ got a point - go eat it no wanna waste it £
so learn weed ans wite ans numbas ANS is eat it afta?
£ yea or do chat show ans discuss tit lifts ans invite media folkeess fa let everyones a nose teys favorite socks £
! at longs one ya okay? !
£ bit dizzy £
is nose turn dog ans cat shit inta powda turn it green ans get supa company folkees do a numba on it planet sniffin up streets clean
^ wot he nose wearins tems socks !!!!!! is neva gonna watch him eva eva " were ma smart phone got tell everyone ans twits ans noooooo ^
who he?
!dunno but wook smart!
$ or a tea $
not fa me tinku

best no come back next life donkey
" too late "
£ no murch left come back ta £
wot a new
" smart phones?"
can ya eat um?
" no idea "
£here go has a carrot£
no wook wike a carrot
£it a modern upgraded ans stuff£
snif sniff nah it okay
@ now wot?@
ya got a hit a post quick reply butt ans it dump on thread ans sumthang
$ turn inta wittle bites $
" ooh "
$ no can eat um $
£ so many bites got hole power stations ta cool da hardrives cause teys hot £
" coor modurn world a wonda "
yep a vary sofisticates teys is
! tea anyone? out a wata sorrweee but tastee !
--- no tinkusssss ---

burb oops ma brain excuse a me

 

[Essex Boy]

Culture clash with Joe (2)

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

^ alway interestins

not a news butta always interstins V

on anoda foot

"time a stuff faces?"
yep
@ not yetgot a cuddull da sauce first @
vary immportant it is

! sniff sniff ooh somehwere sniff sniff !
$ where we a eat? $
follows a him
$ sniff sniff ooh sniff sniff $
ooh we got buy plane tickets
!sniff sniff sniff

lots foots but a computar is now a goin vary ssssssssssllllllllllllllllloooowww?
"quick"

omku

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

"So?"
Yeh
"Soooo?"
Yeh
"ans?"
yeh
"next a "
yeh
"like wata a wet?"
yeh

to be continued
"ooh"
yeh

 

[Rubber Rat]

 

[Essex Boy]

Tea time.

 

[Charon]

Found it (maybe).

 

[Essex Boy]

What's Barnaby been up to lately? Growing a moustache, that's what.

Also knitting.

 

[Outlooker]

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

 

[Outlooker]

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

^

XIII When Jordan Peterson says something, do the opposite.

 

[Essex Boy]

I had completely forgotten about this poem; and until I looked it up just now I never realised it was so famous. This is for you if, like me, you are getting on in years and feel like you haven't done anything with your life.

Wild Geese
by Mary Oliver

You do not have to be good.
You do not have to walk on your knees
For a hundred miles through the desert, repenting.
You only have to let the soft animal of your body
love what it loves.
Tell me about despair, yours, and I will tell you mine.
Meanwhile the world goes on.
Meanwhile the sun and the clear pebbles of the rain
are moving across the landscapes,
over the prairies and the deep trees,
the mountains and the rivers.
Meanwhile the wild geese, high in the clean blue air,
are heading home again.
Whoever you are, no matter how lonely,
the world offers itself to your imagination,
calls to you like the wild geese, harsh and exciting --
over and over announcing your place
in the family of things.​

Goodnight, I'm off to bed. It's getting late here.

 

[Essex Boy]

A little bit of nonsense that brought a smile to my face today. I thought it might tickle someone's funny bone too.

 

[Vannie]

Does anyone know how Joe is doing?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

STOP HIJACKING MY... oh wait.

 

[Essex Boy]

Ex-Prime Minister and classical scholar Sir Harold Macmillan with Lady Macmillan on holiday in Greece, April 1965.

Soon-to-be-ex-Prime Minister and classical scholar Boris Johnson with Mrs Johnson on holiday in Greece, August 2022.