This weekend...

[winterknight]

I want to do something interesting.

I have no idea what.

Requirements: it must be within easy reach of Ipswich, and can't cost too much 'cos I'm broke.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Drive Mom's car to the local Meat Rack.

[edit] That should be Mum, shouldn't it?

 

[winterknight]

Drive Mom's car to the local Meat Rack.

There isn't a local meat rack.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

There isn't a local meat rack.

You bet there is.

 

[winterknight]

Okay, then, where is it?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Okay, then, where is it?

Google is your friend.

 

[winterknight]

Google is your friend.

That was shut down six months ago.

and ewwww, Lowestoft

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

That was shut down six months ago.

and ewwww, Lowestoft

Moar.

................................

 

[winterknight]

Still a long way to go just for sex.

 

[treanir]

Go to London. There's a lovely club called The Edge. I have it on very good authority that there will be a lovely Dutch gentleman present on Saturday.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Still a long way to go just for sex.

You didn't have anything to do and you've never done this before.

 

[winterknight]

You didn't have anything to do and you've never done this before.

Yeah.

Not interested in sex. At least, not like that.

 

[winterknight]

Go to London. There's a lovely club called The Edge. I have it on very good authority that there will be a lovely Dutch gentleman present on Saturday.

The Edge on Soho Square?

It's a nice place and not a bad idea, but I really can't afford a night out in London this month. And when I do, I usually hit Vauxhall.

I think I'll just see what's on at the cinema.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Yeah.

Not interested in sex. At least, not like that.

Don't make treanir and me come over there with the "mattenklopper"!

 

[relaxin13]

Go and have a drink at PJ mcginty and Sons... you can thank google for that answer.

 

[winterknight]

Don't make treanir and me come over there with the "mattenklopper"!

Why would you?

I don't want an anonymous fuck, is all I'm saying. I'd prefer it to mean something.

Something other than "I just got laid".

I know that's tough for some people to understand, but it's how I feel. If my only option is a seven minute fumble with a not-very-attractive guy I've only just met somewhere that I'm freezing my tits off because I'm in the middle of a fucking forest, which is what that would be, I'd rather go without.

Got it?

I couldn't care less about sex unless I also care about the person as something other than a life support system for a penis.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Why would you?

Because it's the Dutch instrument of choice for bottom spanking. You obviously deserve it.

 

[winterknight]

Because it's the Dutch instrument of choice for bottom spanking. You obviously deserve it.

I deserve to be spanked for not wanting sex?

Why does everything have to revolve around the exchange of bodily fluids?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Why does everything have to revolve around the exchange of bodily fluids?

Because it does and you would know if you tried it.

[edit] because were basically water with stuff disolved in it?

 

[winterknight]

Because it does and you would know if you tried it.

I have.

My reaction was pretty much "Enh".

Do you have any other helpful suggestions?