This year's pretty criminal is prettier than last year's

[G-Lexington]

Harriet I'm going to say something to you I've never said before, it might not even sound natural or authentic but trust that I mean it sis, as I would never say this to you lightly. You can do better. Not much better, but better.

Oh, honey, I know that. But I consider this something of a civic duty.

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Oh, honey, I know that. But I consider this something of a civic duty.

Lex

Sis how many times do I have to tell you laying on the grass on your back and grabbing your ankles is NOT a form of civic duty. Remember? The cop explained it all to you and let you off with a warning.

 

[G-Lexington]

...you're like the Betsy DeVos of street schooling, you know that?

Lex

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Look bitch enough hijackin this thread, you got sum to say come meet me in the hallway hoe

 

[mikemizanin729]

he's got a big ass head

And that hoe in your avi has way too much makeup on.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

And that hoe in your avi has way too much makeup on.

I was NOT wearing that much makeup, just some foundation, bronzer, lightener, darkener, blush, a red sharpie, lipstick, lipliner and a basic powder. How is that too much?

 

[mikemizanin729]

I was NOT wearing that much makeup, just some foundation, bronzer, lightener, darkener, blush, a red sharpie, lipstick, lipliner and a basic powder. How is that too much?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

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[ronboy]

He's from my area.
I think he needs a good prison assfucking!

 

[pat grimshaw]

he's got a big ass head

Do you mean fore-head rather than arse-head?

This French Tarzan has a big forehead—

 

[pat grimshaw]

This criminal looks hot.

http://www.kcwy13.com/content/news/Doyle-Gabbert-Court-Appearance-390269062.html

Doyle Gabbert looks like a tiger in a cage.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

This criminal looks hot.

http://www.kcwy13.com/content/news/Doyle-Gabbert-Court-Appearance-390269062.html

Doyle Gabbert looks like a tiger in a cage.

yeah he's got that rugged meth addict look that just makes my bootyhole quiver

 

[pat grimshaw]

I was hoping there'd be a shirtless shot but could only find bland shirtless shots of brother Blaine.

 

[pat grimshaw]

Devonta Bagley is a prettier criminal—

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/new...-charged-with-raping-umsl-student-at-gunpoint

Yes?

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Devonta Bagley is a prettier criminal—

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/new...-charged-with-raping-umsl-student-at-gunpoint

Yes?

he is strikingly ugly

 

[pat grimshaw]

^ I guess we need a full-length shot to gauge his prettiness.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

^ I guess we need a full-length shot to gauge his prettiness.

nope. let's save time, he's ugly it's pretty simple

 

[pat grimshaw]

This criminal is pretty. You can see his palm brushing his hard torso before committing the criminal act.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/arthur-collins-criminal-past-revealed-11723855

 

[rareboy]

Well he'll be popular serving at Her Majesty's pleasure.