Those big 4oz Candy Canes

[Christopher123]

Is there a point to these things?

I'm talking about the ones that are 10" long and nearly 3/4 of an inch thick. I mean, who's gonna sit there and eat something like that in one sitting? It's too big to even let it hang out of your mouth while you're typing on the computer. And you may just break your teeth if you try and bite into it.

Then of course there's the 'stale' factor. Something like this you probably open and take a few licks (even several licks will barely put a dent in it) and then you set it down somewhere and it sits and gets all sticky and nasty, so the next time you pick it up you make a face and toss it into the trash.

And how can you share it with someone unless you smash it against the counter and break it into a zillion pieces?

Okay, so this post is lame. But just rambling thoughts.

 

[gsdx]

Are you speaking from first-hand experience or did the thought just pop into your mind?

 

[james1200]

candy canes really don't taste good. i've never understood their appeal...i guess those round strips must hypnotize people into thinking they're tasty.

 

[Christopher123]

Are you speaking from first-hand experience or did the thought just pop into your mind?

I was attempting to eat one as I typed that, lol.

 

[Christopher123]

Those huge ones are so hard all you can do is lick them. *stop it!*

Have you ever licked one down to an air pocket and suddenly sliced your tongue on the razor sharp edges?

Ouch!

Yes, unfortunately, I have.

I like the soft ones that you can actually eat. I haven't seen one of those in some time.

candy canes really don't taste good. i've never understood their appeal...i guess those round strips must hypnotize people into thinking they're tasty.

I like the peppermint

 

[_AJ_]

i dident see any giant lollies at the shops this year only regular sized stuff

 

[Christopher123]

That's why I ate so many as a child!

OMG, I'm such an idiot, I just now got that. The "so big you can only lick it" thing.

I think I've got more air in my head than brains.

 

[justsimon]

I always liked spending all day licking and sucking on those big candy canes.

 

[jwest]

I'm talking about the ones that are 10" long

sounds good to me,

 

[gsdx]

I was attempting to eat one as I typed that, lol.

I got one from a friend of mine years ago for Christmas. I tossed it out a few years ago. It was about 30 cm long (somewhere around 2 feet) and about 2.5 cm thick (about an inch or so).

The only 'decent' way to eat it was to smash it with a hammer and suck on the pieces. I didn't eat much of it, though. Just enough to say I had a taste of it so Kathy wouldn't feel bad.

 

[joshson]

Just wondering since we're on the subject of candy canes and sucking. Is there such a thing as a candy cane shaped as an erect penic, cause I would certainly purchace a few as late christmas presents for my gay friends. Even the straight ones.

Hey, if you get your tongue cut on this you don't have to worry about an STD, just a cav-i-ty.

Ah... That was really lame, sorry about that.

 

[Christopher123]

I always liked spending all day licking and sucking on those big candy canes.

And perhaps imagining it's something else?

sounds good to me,

10" is a little large for my taste. Give me 6 or 7 and I'm good. 5 is fine, too!

Oh, wait, we're still talking about candy canes, right?

I got one from a friend of mine years ago for Christmas. I tossed it out a few years ago. It was about 30 cm long (somewhere around 2 feet) and about 2.5 cm thick (about an inch or so).

Holy crap! And I thought the 10-incher was pointless!

Why in the world do they make those things so big?

I think I'll stick to M&M's.

 

[Christopher123]

Just wondering since we're on the subject of candy canes and sucking. Is there such a thing as a candy cane shaped as an erect penic, cause I would certainly purchace a few as late christmas presents for my gay friends. Even the straight ones.

Don't know about that, but you can buy molds to make dick-shaped ice cubes. They make some great cocktails.

Seriously, with everything else they have on the market, I'm sure you could find something like that

 

[Orlandude]

Just wondering since we're on the subject of candy canes and sucking. Is there such a thing as a candy cane shaped as an erect penic, cause I would certainly purchace a few as late christmas presents for my gay friends. Even the straight ones.

Hey, if you get your tongue cut on this you don't have to worry about an STD, just a cav-i-ty.

Ah... That was really lame, sorry about that.

BEHOLD!!!!!!!!

 

[HarryPotterHimself]

We sell the giant eatable ones where I work... this one time a woman came in and bought one with a box of condoms... I had to quirk and eyebrow at that.

 

[Kester]

I used to get these when I was in school.

Spent the whole day sucking on one, then spent the rest of the night thinking I was gonna throw it back up.

 

[teh_nathan]

That's why I really don't want to eat candy canes (the small ones are okay), they're just sticky and messy and (just shut up, ok? )...oh I was going to finish that sentence: they do take forever to eat.

 

[NedNickerson]

I prefer the old fashioned ribbon candy. I bought two bags from the local dollar store before Christmas. I'm working on the second bag now...

 

[Ddouble]

Check out the giant one in the bottom left corner:

 

[marvtha]

Is there a point to these things?

I'm talking about the ones that are 10" long and nearly 3/4 of an inch thick. I mean, who's gonna sit there and eat something like that in one sitting? It's too big to even let it hang out of your mouth while you're typing on the computer. And you may just break your teeth if you try and bite into it.

Then of course there's the 'stale' factor. Something like this you probably open and take a few licks (even several licks will barely put a dent in it) and then you set it down somewhere and it sits and gets all sticky and nasty, so the next time you pick it up you make a face and toss it into the trash.

And how can you share it with someone unless you smash it against the counter and break it into a zillion pieces?

Okay, so this post is lame. But just rambling thoughts.

hmmmmm.....let's see......."10" long and nearly 3/4 of an inch thick!"
sweetie marvtha buys these sticks of peppermint pleasure in bulk!!!!!!

can't sue a girl for creativity!