Those damn hot UPS drivers

[coloradoguy]

What the hell is it that makes UPS drivers so hot?? You could take any guy, even ones I wouldn't really find that attractive, put them in a UPS uniform and damn....suddenly they're just dripping sexiness.
Can someone please explain this mystery to me?

 

[soulseeker]

A UPS saw me jerking off

 

[Ephemeral]

What the hell is it that makes UPS drivers so hot?? You could take any guy, even ones I wouldn't really find that attractive, put them in a UPS uniform and damn....suddenly they're just dripping sexiness.
Can someone please explain this mystery to me?

There's a guy in a tight uniform coming up to your door with a large package. What more needs to be said?

 

[soulseeker]

I still need to perfect my strategy of seduction on these guys

 

[Ephemeral]

A UPS saw me jerking off

Did he watch?

 

[soulseeker]

I think he turned red after coping a quick glance.

 

[Ephemeral]

^Must have liked it.

 

[EasyRory]

When I lived in the Bay Area, it seemed like all the UPS guys were girls, although it was hard to tell in some cases.

 

[CowboyBob]

The UPS guys around here are all gorgeous. They pay big bucks so they can get what they want.

Decades ago I had a 7 year affair with a UPS guy, and he was stunning. And completely sleazy. Couldn't get fucked enough. And a Bible Baptist.

Wonder where he is now? Lon ..... you out there?

 

[miguelfukt]

for me its the naked legs!

 

[Willie Boy]

What the hell is it that makes UPS drivers so hot?? You could take any guy, even ones I wouldn't really find that attractive, put them in a UPS uniform and damn....suddenly they're just dripping sexiness.
Can someone please explain this mystery to me?

So you would find this guy sexy?

 

[The_Reaper]

I've only ever had UPS drop by here once, and it was a welcomed sight since they were bringing my Xbox 360 back to me...

Anyways, there's about 1 or 2 UPS guys I've seen about town driving their trucks that make me think I should be ordering more stuff offline...

 

[anwserman]

Once I had a UPS guy drop something off. I was like ripped six pack, hot as hell, wearing athletic shorts and wife-beater.

Younger guy. Hot as hell. Drops off the package, I sign for it. And then we stared at each other for like 10 seconds.

If either of us had the balls to say something, we prolly would have hooked up then and there.

 

[Cruiser7]

The UPS guy who covers my area is NOT hot at all. What a letdown.

I was having something delivered from work and got home to find they didn't leave it at my house since it HAD to be signed for. At least, I thought, I'll be able to see the hot UPS dude who brings it.

Boy was I wrong! Very heavy guy, sloppy and had a face that could stop a train. What a disappointment. About 6 months later I was having something else delivered and hoped that the former guy got another route or something. Nope, same guy.

I was thinking of asking the company to send it via DHL or FedEx or something for another bite at the apple, alas, those options are not available.

 

[RestlessDevil]

I'm starting to get worried if even the fucking UPS men can't allow themselves to be ugly.

 

[MisterMajestic]

The UPS guys around here are all gorgeous. They pay big bucks so they can get what they want.

Decades ago I had a 7 year affair with a UPS guy, and he was stunning. And completely sleazy. Couldn't get fucked enough. And a Bible Baptist.

Wonder where he is now? Lon ..... you out there?

My Pastor is A UPS driver..Handsome & HOT...Married of course...He doesnt deliver in my area but I'd still like to check him out in those Tight Khaki shorts...

I'm starting to get worried if even the fucking UPS men can't allow themselves to be ugly.

Well the "regulars" in my area have average looks with nice Butts...The "regulars" that deliver/pick-up @ work are just so-so all the way around...

Fed-Ex has hotter Guys than UPS in my area...My opinion of course..

 

[ronboy]

A week or so ago, there was a hot topics thread on glory holes.

I confessed a very hot and true story of Slut Puppy Ron and a sexy, blond UPS man in Rochester.

 

[Shepherd 2]

What the hell is it that makes UPS drivers so hot?? You could take any guy, even ones I wouldn't really find that attractive, put them in a UPS uniform and damn....suddenly they're just dripping sexiness.
Can someone please explain this mystery to me?

Probably not perspiration, probably not fantasy, maybe it is desperation?

Shep+

 

[boxerdudeuk]

My UPS guy isn't attractive in the least but my FedEx guy is SMOKIN' hot.

 

[gmoney]

The one that delivers to my house is NOT hot, but my brother owns a mail and package store. The one that does daily pick ups there should be a porn star! We've chatted a bit, and I must say he has many stories that could fill the pages of porn here.