Thoughts from the bathroom

[NotHardUp1]

Two words came to mind while shaving this morning.


Warty proturberance.


What about you? Thinking in the loo??

 

[Vannie]

Here I sit getting rid of baggage....

Must be from the stuffed cabbage....

 

[unloadonme]

This morning my thoughts were limited to an internal debate about whether to put my laundry in the washing machine before my shower or afterwards. Afterwards won.

 

[Peloso]

Warty proturberance.

HPV? It's common. Keep it dry, be honest with your partners and stop shaving down there. It's unsanitary.

Me I usually read. I always have a book handy that's ok to read one or two pages at a time. It can't be too interesting or else I'm tempted to just sit there and keep reading, which gives me hemorrhoids. Ultimately, no matter what book it is, no matter the subject matter, I will forever associate it with the stench of my own leavings.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Maybe try The Art of the Deal. It might make it less obnoxious.

As for HPV, I don't think so, but I'll ask the dermatologist.

I was only thinking the words, not seeing the subject. As I shaved, I noticed a small kernel in front of my right ear, and instead of "bump," my brain said "warty protuberance." (and it spelled it right) I started to argue with it about not being warty, but my brain is stubborn, so I came to JUB where I'd have better chances.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

Is it, in fact, warty? Or is it just an ingrown facial hair that your brain is being obnoxious about?

 

[Peloso]

Maybe try The Art of the Deal. It might make it less obnoxious.

I read Ann Coulter's "Godless: The Church of Liberalism" a few years back. It was hilarious and as a plus it facilitated the movement of my bowels.

Waiting for an opportunity to swipe a copy of Hawley's book.

 

[Alistair]

Maybe try The Art of the Deal. It might make it less obnoxious.

And free toilet paper.

 

[LoveMyPeppermill]

My thoughts in the bathroom?

"Aw jeez, do I have to scoop the litter box again??"

 

[rareboy]

"I hope I hit the bowl in the dark"

 

[peeonme]

Deep breath... push!

 

[eddielee]

You know, it's possible to share too much information.

 

[NotHardUp1]

Deep breath... push!

Maybe it's relax.

Elvis died pushing.

 

[Vannie]

I noticed a small kernel in front of my right ear.

Was it creamed corn night?

 

[peeonme]

 

[NotHardUp1]

"I should probably not leave the flagpole in the bathroom. People will wonder why it is in here."

 

[Vannie]

"I should probably not leave the flagpole in the bathroom. People will wonder why it is in here."

I have a very heavy and old NY city fire hydrant in mine that I painted orange and green.

 

[Vannie]

I have a very heavy and old NY city fire hydrant in mine that I painted orange and green.

This has nothing to do with KingMax or water sports. Just decor and a conversation piece.

 

[rareboy]

" I don't remember when we had corn?"

 

[NotHardUp1]

I have a very heavy and old NY city fire hydrant in mine that I painted orange and green.

Mine is a simple tale. I had a flag and two bunting swags out front off my deck/porch railings, but I let them stay out when it was raining (a violation of the U.S. Flag Code, I know), so they needed washing and drying.

Brought them in, and didn't get the flag off its pole until in my bedroom, which is where the washer and dryer are in a room adjacent. So, today I saw the flag pole leaning against a stub wall and thought it looked like a trip hazard.

Moved it to the bathroom temporarily, but didn't like it leaning against the vanity, so stood it in the corner behind the commode.

THAT looks bad, I said. I was right.