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usain bolt shoulda been in this commercial. lol @ bolt 45.
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usain bolt shoulda been in this commercial. lol @ bolt 45.
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i had a nightmare that i was trapped in some hotel/corporate office/workplace with my family. as we went down to the cafeteria for dinner or whatever, my mom decided to give me an early birthday present (don't know why birthday isn't even around yet. it's next month) and the present happened to be a fleshlight. 
that's DISTURBING to me. the fleshlight was also customized where there was a tiger skin on the outside of it and pom pom strings around the opening of the fleshlight. WTF? i felt embarrassed that my mom would give something like that to me and that she would give that to me right in front of everybody. it was right on top of the desk where the receptionist was at.
that's DISTURBING to me. the fleshlight was also customized where there was a tiger skin on the outside of it and pom pom strings around the opening of the fleshlight. WTF? i felt embarrassed that my mom would give something like that to me and that she would give that to me right in front of everybody. it was right on top of the desk where the receptionist was at.
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sometimes when i hear about these people like the dude in old bridge that shot up the pathmark, the kid in colorado that shot up the theater and other mass shootings and i see what they've said before they did what they did, they kind of remind me of myself, my rants and my blog postings. 
i think them and me share something in common. the DIFFERENCE is however that i guess i don't have that 1% monster in me that will make me do something crazy like that. i wouldn't do anything stupid like that ever. i won't buy a gun. as angry as i get with people where i may say things and think things of that nature, i would NEVER EVER kill or hurt anybody unless it was in self defense or it was saving someone elses life.
i think them and me share something in common. the DIFFERENCE is however that i guess i don't have that 1% monster in me that will make me do something crazy like that. i wouldn't do anything stupid like that ever. i won't buy a gun. as angry as i get with people where i may say things and think things of that nature, i would NEVER EVER kill or hurt anybody unless it was in self defense or it was saving someone elses life.
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never realized how hilarious this moment was especially with chris tucker @ the end. what dude said turned out to be more of a joke than a serious message. 
"please please please please please please do what you can to help help help help help" and that saxophone @ the beginning sounds broke. why does it sound like the horn blowing from a steamship?
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damn.. i'm watching this chicago trauma on ngeo and they shot this guy in his dick. THEY SHOT THIS GUY IN HIS DICK!!!!!! THEY SHOT THIS GUY IN HIS BALLS TWICE AND HIS DICKHEAD! you chitown folks are ruthless. why not just blow his head off and kill him? shooting a man in his balls and they said he's going to lose one or probably both his balls. i feel for that man.
i feel for that man.
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I would like to have seen that. I have NEVER seen a weapon change like that!!!!
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I don't know how many of these (if any) are true, but some certainly make sense.
I doubt the "raining cats and dogs" one, though...
Us older people need to learn something new every day...
Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.
Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history.
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.
And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...
if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".
But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...
They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the 1500's
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
And they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell,
brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.
The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water,
Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.
Last of all the babies.
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals
(mice, bugs) lived in the roof.
When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.
Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.
This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings
Could mess up your nice clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.
That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery
In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing..
As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door,
It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.
Hence: a thresh hold.
(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.
Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables
And did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers
In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.
Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.
Hence the rhyme:
Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.
It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon."
They would cut off a little to share with guests
And would all sit around and chew the fat.
Those with money had plates made of pewter.
Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.
This happened most often with tomatoes,
so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status..
Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle,
and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky.
The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.
Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around
and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
Hence the custom; holding a wake."
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people.
So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave.
When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.
So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be,
saved by the bell" or was "considered a dead ringer."
And that's the truth.
Now, whoever said history was boring!!!
I doubt the "raining cats and dogs" one, though...
Us older people need to learn something new every day...
Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.
Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history.
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.
And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...
if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".
But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot...
They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.
Here are some facts about the 1500's
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,
And they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell,
brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.
Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.
The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water,
Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.
Last of all the babies.
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"
Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals
(mice, bugs) lived in the roof.
When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof.
Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.
This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings
Could mess up your nice clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection.
That's how canopy beds came into existence.
The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.
Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery
In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing..
As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door,
It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.
Hence: a thresh hold.
(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)
In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.
Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables
And did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers
In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.
Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.
Hence the rhyme:
Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.
It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon."
They would cut off a little to share with guests
And would all sit around and chew the fat.
Those with money had plates made of pewter.
Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.
This happened most often with tomatoes,
so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.
Bread was divided according to status..
Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle,
and guests got the top, or the upper crust.
Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky.
The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.
Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around
and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.
Hence the custom; holding a wake."
England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people.
So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave.
When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive.
So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.
Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be,
saved by the bell" or was "considered a dead ringer."
And that's the truth.
Now, whoever said history was boring!!!
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I totally saw that coming.
Stupid, he hooked to the wrong side of the car. That made sure that the center point of the tow would only drive the car further into the snow. On the right-hand side the car would have been forced to the left, and quickly out of the snow.
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^^^^...Oh look, ..it's Miley Cyrus....
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well, had an argument with my moms about cooking dinner in which i didn't hold up to my end of the responsibility. she kept mentioning what i wasn't doing with my life and all as if i don't already know. to be honest with you, i really don't give a fuck anymore. i understand that she and some people mean me well when they give me pointers and criticize me for what i do, don't do and etc BUT you know, when you basically are told what's wrong with you, that you're not normal and people basically criticizing everything you do from how you talk, how you walk, how you look, whatever you do and etc from the time you're 4 or 5 years old and things stay like that, it just gets to the point where every single bit of pointing out what you're doing wrong or what's wrong with you gets to be annoying. it's like i don't want to hear it because i've heard it all already. even if i do what you tell me to do, i'm still not going to win your approval regardless because i'm not going to do what YOU want me to do. i have my own set of rules and way of living. i knew that i wasn't going to fit in anyways. it used to bother me but now i don't care. i do admit that i do get angered when people fucking try to tell me how i'm weird and all that shit. they can kiss my ass and go fuck themselves. it's NOT hate. it's that i'm tired of people trying to bring me down. FUCK YOU!