Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[JPGhost]

But to those foliage plants..don't push yourself off when you're about to flowering. ^^ All process must be natural..

Maybe I do have flower inside my body I wonder though what flower I might be?

I prolly like succulent. Shape like flower but not an actual flower..it's like a mocking flower. ^^ No deep root, only need water occasionally. Self-sufficient. Do not need care too much

or this?
Velvety Dark Maroon rose

the color screams Sex ..

 

[Essex Boy]

Actually I can just send them complain letter..

"Dear Hobby Lobby inc.

As a devoted Christian, I hereby disappoint by Hobby Lobby ill choice of merchandise....bla bla bla Baphomet head. I will boycott..you will lose one loyal customer.."

I bet they'll take the issue seriously. ^^ This is how we 'roll' in America.

Any more news on this Joe? I thought you were all set to have some good sport with Hobby Lobby.

 

[JPGhost]

^
No news on that ^^ Actually I just giving example of things could've done but ..I just have no time to do that..
I have low customer complain skill, I just don't have that character.

 

[JPGhost]

This is me tryna be Brad Pitt

who tryna be Robert Redford

I don't know who Robert Redford is..until Brat Pitt comparison just brought me to google him..

Gosh! that guy truly has majestic- hair cut..

I collects all his hair-pics to bring all of em to my fav hair salon tomorrow..

make me "Robert Redford"

 

[JPGhost]

^
yea, he's like a male equivalent of Farah Fawcett..with that feathered look ^^

My hair is out of control right now. I keep it long because..I thought longer hair is more versatile to try different style..I bored with short buzzcut, 'have that style for 2 years

But along the process..I never grow my hair this long. I discovered that my natural hair actually "CURRRLLYY!!"
and really big.



^
so..can my fav hair cutter turn me to Robert Redford cut?
Stay tune to next episode

 

[JPGhost]

How's tomorrow I'm gonna be??

 

[JPGhost]

but I think I know who are the snottiest bunch of plants in the garden: the fruit plants..^^

"What's good of flowering when you don't create offspring!"
Said apple tree to roses.

Actually..if I want to make my analogy/metaphor to be more realistic...Roses do create offspring from sexual reproduction duh, but we don't call rose baby "rose fruit" but that thing is "rose hip"

rich of vitamin C and anti-oxidants, the basic ingredient for your chew-able vit C..
anyway, that's not what I meant.
The thing is..we reproduce differently..we being "productive" differently, that's how Duggar-like family oriented couples underestimate the power of romantic couples..and then we-singles (the foliage plants) getting the harsher criticism.
I just wish the cycle of ignorance just stop, people entitled to their life..you can define them in your mind but don't try to reach them to fix...nobody likes that.

 

[JPGhost]

When I think..what kind of flowering plants "LIVE THEIR LIFE" for the sake of falling in love?

Those who come out in spring Narcissus/Daffodil, Tulips, Hyacinths, Primrose, Violets, etc..
it seems the sole purpose of their life is to flowering..

the bulbs are interesting though, the way they propagate themselves I always though..the only way to get more bulbs is by buying tons of bulbs ^^ lol..

how they reproduce: http://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/bulbs/bgen/propagate-flower-bulbs.htm
I know, but that takes time..

like the "never ending cycle of love"

 

[JPGhost]

I have a gist to write.."What it means by living as healthy foliage!"
later on..

but alongside shopping in store..I caught by this song:

^
that's teh most desperate/depressing love song ever..totally not a proper theme for healthy foliages.

Now that makes me think? WHat theme song if you single and loving it?

 

[JPGhost]

RObert Redford ma....AAAASSSSSS!!!



I hate..hate a person who thought "O yea, I got it" but when she doing it, actually she has no-idea how to do..
In the end this is my hair for gawd sake!

I must be crazy if I want this hairstyle..no, it's all her fault! Now I realize that my previous hair actually more looking like Robert Redford than this new one, she cut too short, all the wavy gone.

Take my money, this is my last bitch..

Good thing Halloween tomorrow I'm gonna wearing hood, and the day after that..I might continue wearing hat until they all (my hair) grow back.

 

[JPGhost]

I have a gist to write..
Now that makes me think? WHat theme song if you single and loving it?

First of: This might the perfect song if you in love- well..millions of songs trying to depict that:

But for singles around the world:

Yay! Wooo

Especially this part:

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger
Just me, myself and I
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Stand a little taller
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone

"All the singles get down..torn up the dance floor"

nndss..ndds..dub..dub

 

[Essex Boy]

RObert Redford ma....AAAASSSSSS!!!

. . .

I might continue wearing hat until they all (my hair) grow back.

Nil desperandum! No haircut looks its best until about four weeks after the event. It has to wear in. When you come to London I'll treat you to a haircut at my fave barber's. You won't recognise yourself.

 

[JPGhost]

^
Is that hope I'm smelling?

 

[JPGhost]

 

[JPGhost]

Eh-ma-ggeerrd!! This whore exactly looks like Tom Brady!

http://www.men4rentnow.com/gay/escort/male/massage/salt_lake_city/seanandrew1993/309865

 

[JPGhost]

Hmm... I think this is my fav position
http://brunomaximiliano.tumblr.com/post/132086623848
- to watch

 

[JPGhost]

Breaking News: Hopeful Republican candidate; Dr. Ben Carson is in hot water right now amid the gay scandal.

According to witness: Carson allegedly came out from gay bar in Fisco with a mystery guy boyfriend who rumored to be a local police officer.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Reporters: Mr. Carson! Mr. Carson!! Is it true..?

"No, I can confirm that news is just a fabrication. I was in district with old friend Billy- we went out as civilian buddies..you know, looking for Taco Truck which happen to be next to a gay bar"

"Here my photo with him in 90s

, we were college buddy since then. It sad that same sex friendship become misunderstood these days, it's a shame" -_-

 

[JPGhost]

Reporters: "But Mr.Carson, Mr.Carson! How can you explain a picture of you which circulating in web right now?"

Carson: "What photo?'

Reporters:"Photo of you and Mr. Billy wearing jockstrap from a supposedly vintage gay porn production?"
flip a phone:

Carson: "Oh, I don't know about that, I'm sorry..

Reporters: "Mr.Carson!Mr.Carson!

~ "Yea..that one, I must be drugged to do that. I can't remember anything..I can't breh..
bye"

 

[JPGhost]

A seahawks player suddenly pass out on field after sudden jab directed at his neck from Dallas Cowboy player..I wish he's ok, I'm waiting in vain

 

[JPGhost]

Who is he? ^^

he's my high school crush in 2002, the one and only: Novriansyah/Ori. Finally, I got a chance to introduce him here to y'all.

https://www.bikepics.com/pictures/999506/
Yep, not a face I can see, he hides his identity pretty well..but that profile is the closest I get into him. He prolly has fb, twitter with different names..but I can confirm ^ that profile above is him-authentically.

Same name, right location and right hobby: Racing/motorcycling/automotive..^^ he's notorious in my hs for the only one with DUcati motorcycle ..'cuz his dad rich that's why.

My (unrequited) baby is a racer, yeah.. I can't get off him because he's the only guy which I though..I TRUST myself to build happy relationship onto, no other man here I invest my energy as much..I guess I almost ready to flowering during 16-18 yo but my flower stalk cut short, then I couldn't flowering again for the rest of my life.