Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[refujiunderground]

i plan on playing this when i take a shit tomorrow.



just had some tacos, about to enhance the moment with some laxative. hopefully, i'll be shitting my guts out by midday. when i feel that shitstorm coming,

 

[G-Lexington]

A facebook friend asked "Spanking vs Time-Out?" Various people weighed in, with the expected comments - "never hit a child", "I turned out OK". After a few dozen responses, I finally chimed in.

"I have yet to meet a guy with a time-out fetish."

No one has posted since.

Le

 

[refujiunderground]

time for the questions... yes, the questions.. huh, the questions. WHAT!!! the questions. COME ON!!! the questions.

does herpes last for a lifetime or a day?

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was shawn wayans funnier than marlon wayans on the wayans brothers?

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did jay-z go get his frito when he saw tito in the district?

 

[refujiunderground]

if you get bitchslapped with brass knuckles, do you feel pain?

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if you jerk off with no lube, do you get friction burns?

 

[refujiunderground]

when r kelly pissed in those underaged girl faces 10 years ago on tape, did they say awww??

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was mister fuji yokozuna's spokesperson?

 

[refujiunderground]

can you die from deepthroating a dick too long in your mouth?

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is my signature poking fun at cannibalism?

 

[refujiunderground]

was scruff mcgruff one ugly ass dog where people now nickname him pedo dog? chris hanson is watching. he's one dog you wouldn't let your kids pet.

 

[refujiunderground]

is this thread for the next 5 minutes becoming my tweet page? don't answer.

 

[refujiunderground]

i got nothing but LOVE for your wallet
i got nothing but LOVE for your purse
i got nothing but LOVE for your bankbook
i got nothing but LOVE for your assets

 

[refujiunderground]

there was a thread that someone made sometime ago about giving their boyfriend wake up sex.

i was going to look for the thread but i felt too lazy to do that shit but anyways... to whoever that made that thread. i came up with an idea of a song you can whisper in your boyfriends ear while you sneak in him through his rare.

"the best part of waking up is my dick in your butt".. wait, what??

 

[refujiunderground]

albino koalas in the house.

 

[refujiunderground]

 

[refujiunderground]

for real... the first two lines of deborah cox (she's not a porn star, the singer just in case you forgot) song "nobody's supposed to be here" is the perfect for the following...

-walking into your house and finding there's a burglar ramshacking your place

-someone that's not supposed to be in your office that's in your office

-someone walking in on you while you're jerking off

-someone walking in on you while you're on the shitter

and many more

yo... i swear.. i'm waiting for the perfect moment where i can sing that shit... "how did you get here? NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE"..

 

[refujiunderground]

the bud i lllooosssssttttt was some sweet bud, (oh yes it was), the bud i llloooosssttttttt was some great bud, the bud i llllooosssssttttt, i will never, i will never, smoke again!!!!!!

 

[refujiunderground]

watching this nat geo show drugs inc showing how alaska's drug trade works. didn't know alaska was that serious. they got this blood cooking up crack. didn't know they had hoods up there like that.

wonder if they actually have housing projects up there or dangerous hoods.

they got black people up there too?

 

[refujiunderground]

davey wavey's chest.

 

[refujiunderground]

super human samurai syber squad







all i gotta say to this kid is....

 

[Lefty]

Fuji,

This is the third glad to see you made it past Sandy post I've posted.
Hope this one's the charm and actually stays ibn the thread..
There were some other people here that were concerned.

Here's the best bond I could find for you...

 

[refujiunderground]

Fuji,

This is the third glad to see you made it past Sandy post I've posted.
Hope this one's the charm and actually stays ibn the thread..
There were some other people here that were concerned.

Here's the best bond I could find for you...

hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe will type more in a second. i'm typing with the left hand while my right's on my dick.

when you flip 666 upside down, it's 999.

 

[Lefty]

When you have confirmed that final number...

Then you divide that by three (03).

Take that product and multiply it by two (02)

The result is the same as before you turned everything upside-down.

Always was, always is, always will be

And that Sir, is just how it is.

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