Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

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Ninjas? Hah!

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That's exactly how team Japan performed last week. ^^

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You do know that's been faked, right?

As fake and real as Santa Claus

#dontstopbelievin

 

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Hot..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDAPAno1vdw

If I have too much money I want that one pure bred ^ and this one too v

naked and obey, wearing carrats of diamonds neck collar, while I hold them on leash; Im wearing full leather outfit with spiked codpiece

"Oh very nice pets you have"

"thank you"

Do I mean by guardians of day and night/night and day?

 

[JPGhost]

Nowadays Im getting fascinated over child rhymes/jokes since that's a part of growing up as American that I didn't experience. ^^

I wanna make thread about it but wonder how is it gonna lead? Well for instance, there are jokes that funny/ unfunny ..if I ask anyone to put funny joke then the joke might not funny for others and it wouldn't be fun.

So ..I rather put them all here from sources I compiled, sort of my "reaction" and I would do this for awhile, maybe you can test how American I perceive those jokes ^^ because tbh I dont get some of them.

Ok lets started!

These are icon-emoticons to describe my reaction instantly without too much explaination:

- very funny, it's killing me!
- amusing/funny (maybe for a couple times)
- it takes awhile before I get the joke but it's actually funny

- funny/ not too funny but witty, however the joke come across acceptable because it's cleverly made.

- Huh? No expression, dont get the joke.
- Really dont get the joke, so I can't judge
- not funny..sorry.

- Like..seriously? The joke is so bad it's even awkward
- HELPP me out from this horrible joke!!!

* maybe there are more emoticons for use but I use them for right now

 

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"How can you tell the age of an elephant?"
- Count the candles on its birthday cake.

"What's big and white and lives in Sahara desert?"
- A lost polar bear.

"What's a polar bear's favorite vacation spot?"
- Brrrr-muda.

"What cartoon animal weights the least?"
- Skinny the Pooh

"What would you call a lion that writes snappy songs?"
- King of the Jingle

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

life vs a liberty
_wot winny?_
liberty got a life
_ooh at a nice _
bit a tinks make cell look varys decor
_ooh at a nice_

thankyou

 

[frankfrank]

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That's exactly how team Japan performed last week. ^^

And that's exactly how team Brazil performed this we...OOPS

 

[JPGhost]

life vs a liberty
_wot winny?_
liberty got a life
_ooh at a nice _
bit a tinks make cell look varys decor
_ooh at a nice_

thankyou

 

[JPGhost]

And that's exactly how team Brazil performed this we...OOPS

But the worst part is..Japan scored "0" against Team US "6"
So like I said...last week it was like we bombed them all over. ^^

 

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John Spain..Hour..

that's right John who born in Spain with date and hour...

You were a former US Marine back then, not so long ago.

Now look at you...

You SLut..

You're the Asian Joe Manganiello

and you so naughty dont u?

I know you want it..in the back

 

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"What would you get if you crossed a baby kangaroo with a TV buff?"
- A pouch potato

"What would you get if you crossed a guppy with a monkey"
- A shrimpanzee

"What's brown and has 8 legs and a big trunk?"
- A spider coming home from a trip

"What kind of flowers would you give an absent-minded squirrel?"
- Forget-me-nuts.

"What's an owl's favorite mystery?"
- A whooo-dunit

"What is a woodpecker's favorite kind of joke?"
- A knock-knock

"Where does a mother octopus shop for clothes for its children?"
- Squids 'R' Us.

"What would you get if you crossed an octopus and a cat?"
- An animal with 8 arms and 9 lives.

"Why did the turtle see a psychiatrist?"
- He wanted to come out of his shell.

"Why don't fish go online?"
- Because they're afraid of being caught in the Net.

"What kinds of doctors make fish look beautiful?"
- Plastic sturgeons.

"What's an eel's favorite card game?"
- Glow Fish

"What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?"
- It had mittens.

"What do baby cats wear?"
- Diapurrrss

 

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Now, as I promised before "What is nostalgia preference"
here a sample:
Once..I read a profile from a daddy which sounded approximately like this:

I'd like to play with guys younger than me, a twink or a toned jock doesn't matter. Anyone who reminds me of a lost love I ever had, he used to has the greatest smile, a warm body, a gentle touch and did I mention when I like 'em young, I mean I like em white?.

Dang!!! He's an attractive profile but I lost him on the last sentence
Tbh, I dont get offended He had done his description tastefully without crudely offending anyone..
That's what I mean by politeness and tbh I truly understand his preference.

That guy actually open thoughts of nostalgia preference..and I realize im actually the same as him..I have my Ori!! <-(his nick name) an arabic looking indonesian boy I used to romantically inclined in a very brief time unfortunately.
It was few years ago when I realized that Im just automatically drawn to profiles with his similarities either physical/characteristic- brooding and intense.. I CAN'T GET OVER Him...I just can't help my self!! Maybe inside this very lusty creature, actually a serial monogamous. ^^

I think my attraction isn't fetish. It's more about past relation, like the guy I strongly bond in the past might left nostalgic variants to new * types of guy I encountered.
It's beyond sex fetishism because the guy could be less than perfect, less than how I wish physically (flat pecs, ok butt, tall and lean muscle) but I could still vibrate to them strongly if they're the "dark" types of guys Isn't amazing? It's beyond superficial measure. ^^

The other types are nothing but lust inducing, just as we men interested in shape and size, we're easily triggered by visual presentation but if we dig inside, actually there is certain criteria of what we actually like and what makes us want more. Like..I was TOTALLY DUMBFOUNDED..when I realize that my attraction to sexy (older) guys are PURE lust...when I ask myself: Do I really want to know them? I dont want to know them. I want to fcuck them all, no feeling, thats it. Desiring sexy guys doesn't mean you want to get to know him ^^

* So what are my types actually?
I'm into dark haired guys- dark eyes-light or tan skin and he looks either *Malay, Pinoy, Dark Irish, Middle Eastern, Brazilian, Latino ^^
thick eyebrows and big eyes! Not small eyes.

I also dont have profound attraction to east asians/ orientals even though I slightly look like them (are they even accept me? ) They're just as same as the blonds, blacks or redheads ...although my experience with a shaman redhead was otherworldly, redheads got a huge positive points for my first time with them. But still..they're not in my core.

Nostalgia preference has no logic in it, however it could be the strongest preference inside of you ..because it dictates how do you want to BOND with someone...unconsciously. It's higher than a mere type or lust specifically because this preference generated by memory/instict/ something that attached inside.

We (human) have ability to change our mindset but nostalgia preference (n.p) is like old habit that just won't die. It's harmless to the extend of being a racist/ ageist, physically discriminating (n.p could create that mask persona) but the only thing N.P could be harmful to you if your n.p is like a habit to date an ex-con or dangerous abusive type of men- thank god we're men and we aren't addicted to Chris Brown's treatment or aren't some of us?

It's rare to be a disadvantage but n.p could create a mild nuisance in you. Sometimes it's annoying to know that you're difficult to "bond" to a new type of guy (fresh page) because you can't get over your past n.p
like it's happening to me a couple times...a very eligible bachelor was in front of me but I never ready for L.Term for fuck sake -_-

Some people not experience N.P because other factors; they could be new to romance like a blank piece of canvas, they could be very urban kind of lovers..they were shaped romantically different than me or they can't distinguish lust (fetish) anymore.
N.P could fleeting in abstract realm too like..if I broaden my horizon, N.P not only occur on physical appearance; perhaps characteric, lifestyle, behavior and even scent from a particular person from your past could become your foremost prime attraction to finding a mate. Aren't we like animals or what? ^^
Im one of those guys who have very strong N.P and I bet it's true to some people too (gay/straight) It's no brainer attraction and it's not difficult to distinguish once you dig yourself down there
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Ok this picture generally excite "bisexuality" in me

When the girl is on the same scale of sex appeal with a guy- it's somehow difficult to distinguish those 2
Although Im still gay though ^^ still gay! Just I respect straight to be straight.
The guy is like:

and the girl is like

Just wow

Another straight couple with equal magnitude is...

Bless them Mars & Venus, Hooray!

 

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Now.. this is how you make red carpet entrance

Idk if that was cheap? Accidentally? Elegant? Or just plain being European?
The last time a famous women bare her boobs on public- I think by Rihanna; I heard sea of outcry say she's being a slut! Cheap clothes! Dont deserve fashion award! and that's in America.

So Idk about her..Kelly Brooke, does UK support her boobs?

I say "YES" for tatas

 

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Her guy friend is majestic looking (very photogenic) but eeeh...

I can still beat him in 2 things

Legs and fashion style

 

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Got served? ^^

http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=sT3gn-G472-#.U8PY8hzF-4A

 

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Lol....
fresh morning humor
https://tv.yahoo.com/news/bethenny-frankel-causes-controversy-wearing-4-old-daughters-114300925.html

 

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AWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

 

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written before, this is copy & paste:
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Just like sweet N.P generated by sweet memory- there is anti-preference generated by bad memory too..
For me, a twinkish blond, slightly effiminate white guy left me a very bad impression. That's why Im semi- against blonds tbh, that include the bleach blond dark haired guys- it shows their natural character -_-, although my experience was with a natural born blond. I was dating them once and he treated me like a doormat, basically he was like a "diva-superstar" or something and I have to provide him with new clothes.
When I can't stand of him any longer, I cut him off then he insulted me really bad like..." Go ahead just GO!! You asian can't wait to get another white cawk!"
That ...insulted me to the root of my psyche and y'all know where the self-reliance came from.
Seriously..I was fumed but I can't say anything back since I was hitting on him first (see- why you shouldn't just hit a guy because he looks acceptably cute.)
But if I can talk back I want to shout "Who the FUCK do you think you are!? Bitch!! You're not my TYPE either!"

Seriously..having sex with the blond is the same as having sex with a really cute black guy because THEY're not the types Im familiar to bond. How can I describe the attraction? It's like a very weak- tacky glue..that just attach you on the surface, although I didn't expect them to know how to bond solidly with me since we never know how 2 people actually really can bond. The tacky glue is just a weak (usually lust) type of attraction but of course they can't be compared to type of guys I strongly attached; body-mind and spirit (the dark types)

After his mess ^
I keep trying to self therapy and reprimand myself that blonds consist sub categories too...geeky blond, jock blond, etc and when they're hot, they're hot, vice versa. I try to separate them as diverse individuals than those "divalicious twink blonds" It's hard to ward xenophobic/racism thoughts when your first time or few times experience with particular ethnic were bad. Just put this in other way around; If you were born and raise white and living in singular white society and one day you discovered too much salt in your chinese food, too noisy and unsanitized that chinese restaurant you've been, then it's easy to brand "the chinese" as your first experience. It's totally understandable, as it's human nature!! ^^ Sometimes we can't think outside the box.
I even hard not to judge harshly at Ethiopians as smelly and trash scavenger people since I know their whereabouts in my apartments.
Question is: Am I came from singular community and didn't merge to Americans in general?
No and Yes, respectively. Im not like Pinoys with their huge community. I didn't merge to both of my root nor new environment and will talk about that later..

Culture clash "hassle" might be bothersome for temporary since we can avoid that by not being around the trigger, right? But it's difficult when it comes for the mating purpose and you realize..the type you unfamiliar are the majority of your dating pool
Here's a thing..I might have stereotype created in my mind telling me: White guys are bad to date (there are more to tell but I choose not) unless they're slightly older (more gentle) or a redhead. I know that is a silly thinking!! ^^ haha but if someone can push my back (just go!) to hit young white guy, I'll dread and back off..seriously. My bad experience with that blond twink actually make me reluctant to hitting white guys younger or around my age. Plus I realize that he (the twink) might shape my desire to liking older guys more
Damn! The electro shock treatment does work!
And I realize that they're not interested in me since I never hit them..the most blond and blue eyes never hit my profile, so good! We're not bothering each other. ^^ (profile deleted, currently not looking anyone)
However, I dont have problem with blonds in NSA and my bad experience doesn't make me skittish in performance either, I've been couple of times with blonds without they knowing the back of my mind. It's only matter when Im about "being serious" as NSA doesn't has responsibility for maintenance, so no need to keep it personal.

Personally ...every race/ethnicity is beautiful in their own way and I dont want to be a racist/picky/small minded person, I keep open to all types, even the dreaded blonds -_-
My hobby to keep all kinds of pictures (Beauties! Catch'em all! :-D) including the blonds and sometimes I have them to showcase to Mr. Belamo eventhough many of them don't go to my personal collection. Sometimes the blonds mixed together with the red heads- confusing me but redheads have certain facial traits..and they look yummier than the blonds.
I post ALL kinds of guys in JUB- they might/might not be my type but nevertheless I appreciate their beauty and sexual prowess overall. Im a good as being a modeling casting agent since my taste aren't biased by personal opinion. ^^

If I really into the guy I posted, usually being overly dramatic like those 2 guys ^ I mentioned a couple times above..yum yum and yummier

And this guy is unique because he entirely shaped differently than what I often likes...just his hair, his face is still dark feature though ^^
Silverfox type? Right now whenever I see young salt and pepper guy I'm like hmm...how is he tastes like?

 

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I might have stereotype created in my mind telling me: White guys are bad to date (there are more to tell but I choose not) unless they're slightly older (more gentle) or a redhead [. . .] Sometimes the blonds mixed together with the red heads- confusing me but redheads have certain facial traits..and they look yummier than the blonds.

:-* :-* :-*

I'm available.

 

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You're a totally different species hun