Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

[JPGhost]

"How do you know when your cat's been on the internet?"
- Your mouse has teeth marks in it.
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"What did the name the dog with the receding hairline?"
- Bald Spot
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"What do you give a dog that loves computers?"
- Doggie diskettes

Seriously, was this joke made in 80's?
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"What did the puppy go to the hair salon?"
- To get a shampoodle
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"How do you turn a beagle into a bird?"
- Remove the B

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"Why did the dog get a ticket?"
- For double barking.
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"What would you get if you crossed a dog with a chicken?"
- Pooched eggs

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"In what age did the sloppy-o-saurus live?"
- The Messy -zoic period.

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"What do dragons like most about school"
- The fire drills

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"Where do great dragons end up?"
- In the Hall of Flame

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"How do you give an elephant a bath?"
- First you find a very large rubber duckie

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"How do you know when there's an elephant in your chocolate pudding?"
- When it's lumpier than usual
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"What would you get if you crossed a parrot and an elephant?"
- An animal that tells you everything it remembers

*All jokes with elephants are basically not funny
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"What do snakes do after a fight?"
- They hiss and made up.

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"What is a snake's favorite subject?"
- SSScience
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"WHat kind of snake wears dark glasses and a trench coat?"
- A spy-thon
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"What would you get if you crossed a snake with bigfoot?"
- SSS-quatch

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"What would you call a snake that drinks too much coffee?"
- A hyper viper.
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"What would you get if you crossed an 8 foot snake with 5 foot snake?"
- Nothing. Snakes don't have feet

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[JPGhost]

"What's a cat's favorite kind of computer?"
- A laptop
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"Why did the computer squeak?"
- Because someone stepped on its mouse.

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"What kind of computer mail do mice exchange?"
- Eeek-mail

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

if ya vibrate check ya nose agots tenor ya pockat

-ans now polite tittar-
polipolipolipolitar

ans now
-jumpindawata_
yeeeeeeeee

thankyou

 

[JPGhost]

^

 

[JPGhost]

New York In The Spring?

WRONG!!

 

[JPGhost]

Now..today we gonna learnt Polygamy Chic- how to...

from hair-do

to how get dressed...

Unlike Amanda Bynes- these dresses are very appropriate in courtroom

all must be approved by the ultimate husband; Warren Jeff

That's right ladies

"Yesss Mr.Warren, we're here to serve you..."

No matter what the weather

or the season..

or 'whorifying that look..

potato sack is always in season for the virtuous/righteous holy wives

 

[JPGhost]

O yeah..and just don't dare to wear color RED (forbidden) hence it's the color of devil.
At first I was disagree/disbelieve but when I think again..color red does affect/altered individual attitude/behavior especially if wore by women (red dress, lipstick, nails, heels, etc)

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Thanks for LMN to brought me to 'anotha culture learnin

 

[JPGhost]

..color red does affect/altered individual attitude/behavior especially if wore by women

Such as..

Queen of Satan

 

[JPGhost]

Essential dignity

What is essential dignity? it's one of a classical astrology system

Essential dignity, in astrology, refers to the relative strength or weakness of a planet or point's zodiac position by sign and degree, or its essence—what the pre-eminent 17th-century astrologer William Lilly called "the strength, fortitude or debility of the Planets [or] significators."[1] In other words, essential dignity seeks to view the strengths of a planet or point as though it were isolated from other factors in the sky of the natal chart.

By comparison, accidental dignity indicates how much strength a planet or point derives from its position in a natal chart, such as its relation to the other factors in the chart: for example, its proximity to other planets, or to the four angles of the chart, or to stars, as well as the aspects (or symmetrical angular connections) it forms with other planets or points in the chart...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Essential_dignity
In classical astrology (ancient times), essential dignity was well calculated as major cause and effect in someone's chart, not so much in modern times. Planet fall or detriment in a sign didn't really affect one's successful outcome. In modern astrology; aspects such as conjunction, opposition and especially square are more responsible for the adverse impact.

For post-Classical astrologers, such as Bonatti or Lilly, the dignities had a hierarchy. The most important dignity was domicile rulership; slightly less important was exaltation. Triplicity rulerships were still fairly important in medieval astrology, but nowhere near as vital as they were for Hellenistic astrologers such as Ptolemy. Terms or bounds rulerships became very much diminished in importance, and face rulers were almost entirely ignored. (Lilly said that the only function face rulers served was to keep a planet from being entirely peregrine—that is, without any essential dignity whatever—which was considered a malefic condition.)
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Many modern astrologers take little heed of essential dignities, with the exception of domicile rulerships (see article on ruling planets.) This is most likely the result of the simplification of astrological technique that occurred when astrology lost popularity beginning in the eighteenth century....

In essential dignity- a planet strength/weaknesses is carefully calculated according to the system. I.e=

*Dont bother if you confuse, only me can read that/sort of ^^
I.e= If your planet in the fall sign; it has -2, besieged by Mars and Saturn -3 and so on..

Why I bother to talk this thing?

Because our life as a soul is somehow reflect to that ^ system, essential dignity could be an analogy of our life quality. For sample:
If you were born rich +8, if you have powerful family and have connection +3 if you pretty and you know it +3 if you 're white +4- really? Idk..
If you born in low income family -5, if you born in 3rd world -8 if you fugly and you dont know it -4, if you're asian -2, if you're black -4 really? Idk..it seemed I heard so much outcry of being born black; from racism, homophobia to the difficulty getting white mate ..dont blame me, even Im (a non black) who's faaaar from their circle could smell something not right...

Do you believe if you're white you're like +4 and if you're black then -4? Do you really believe what Im saying??!!
The thing is..there is no ultimate nomenclature to explain plus and minuses in your life quality but the effect is..personally 'heart felt' for each of us. If you feel being white is like .."the top of this world"- you're free to add 4 or 8 points- if you're supremacist ^^, you too ..could believe that race is doesn't matter, then add "0" for being white. The same system as being black, hispanic, other races or an asian. Tbh, I dont do any better as being asian.
To me personally..being asian is like +4 and -2 altogether. +4 for the blessing born and raise in typical asian family and -2 because wherever I go...I treated as a non sexual object. If you're a regular asian, not a super sexy asian ...then it seems you're casted out from the sexy circle/ uninvited, the desexualization of asian guys is still "hard" in western centric world. I know that ^^ Im part of disexualizing group and I cope with that for the rest of my life. But you're free not to trust me if you think that issue doesn't matter.
If you noticed I said +4 and -2 altogether; aren't that equation canceling each other? Of course they do, just like in math! ^^

In the end result, I got "2" for my asian-ness. It also happen if you're black..you could rate yourself -4 or -8 for being black but think if you're super pretty, athletic like Michael Sam or famous, perhaps your equation is like -4+3+5+8 and in the end you're having 12 and that's a positive number...for being a black guy.

You see?..Our self (body and soul) is like component..of plus and minuses ...
What the use ++++ things in life if you got ----- multiple negatives?

What's the use of being white if you have criminal tendency, abused or kicked from parent's house in such early age with no value learned? Or sick? Or physically harmed? Or being a drug addict? or a convict? ( I say that -100) We never know what's going on inside a stranger other than his/her pretty face.

or..the most famz

And when you see the big picture...what is the point of being part of _____ (put your race there) Isn't race like a very small..component from the bigger picture, which is "you?"
However, it's still mind boggling to think race isn't relevant as a key play to determine one's success isn't?

What about white privilege? People who excel because of their whiteness...?
I say: What if he's not too bright/ pretty/ cunning and lucky? Could every white person becomes superstar? Of course not but this is America with caucasian majority and it's human behavior to helping other human who look like them first (priority) than anyone who's foreign to them- that's why the "privilege" exist.

Our life is nothing but series of components- race included. It's foolish to think that your race defines you and it's also foolish to think your race (as a group) do not make influence/impact to its neighbors. However, you have freedom to rate yourself, your plus and minuses..^^ and every person has different equation..it's the very basic thinking of why Im not really meddle to anyone's business, they have their own.

But it's true an old saying: "Count your blessing" because without that attitude..it's easy to fall and sucked into your "minuses" ..which later you can't get out.

 

[JPGhost]

This is a "white" teddy bear hamster, the most popular/sold out type of hamster out there

this teddy bear hamster does porn

this could be a 'readhead' hamster consider "the face"

This one is Syrian hamster- the original aryan hamster from Syria, the prototype of Teddy Bear hamster.

Dark and handsome and all time favorite

what chu lookin at boo?

This Syrian hamster is struggling with spaghetti sthick

This hispanic hamster say 'Ole!

This black hamster often mistaken as rat (such ignorant people)

because of its dark fur and facial expression at glimpse but I hope people could see it closely hence it's a perfectly functional hamster with hamster traits and itty bitty tail. ^^

 

[JPGhost]

so what about Asian hamster? Here's Chinese Dwarf hamster ^_^

they're so small and cute

http://www.bearriverranch.com/Animals/images/dwarf_hamster.JPG
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Adopted but not too happy ^^

and they multiply alot too

And...this is cat.

He really likes all kinds of hamsters (which is a bad thing)

 

[Essex Boy]

Hamsters have nice faces but they are devils in disguise. Of all the neighbours' pets I've looked after during the holidays hamsters have been the most troublesome, worrying and high-maintenance of the lot. I'd rather take half a dozen Great Danes for walkies.

 

[Essex Boy]

If you want to read some first-class nonsensical ramblings, go to a master: www.djo.org.uk/household-words/volume-v/page-49.html
Start from "Shirt buttons" and by the end of the page you'll be hooked.

 

[JPGhost]

Hamsters have nice faces but they are devils in disguise. Of all the neighbours' pets I've looked after during the holidays hamsters have been the most troublesome, worrying and high-maintenance of the lot. I'd rather take half a dozen Great Danes for walkies.

Geez what is your actual job?
Animal rescuer? Housing worker? Social worker?

 

[JPGhost]

2 days ago, I was in Third Place Book mall doing my work because you know...the kid above me love to stomping -_- and I have no idea why this summer their noise meter keep increasing? (if it's not the kid, his mom too love to vacuuming). That rotten kid above me supposed to play outside?!

Since my head and my apt literally heated up (87 degree) during the evening then I rather go somewhere safe.
So..I went to the mall..chill out, doing my paper work in Third Place Book - mmm..mm ..mm my favorite place Surrounded by books and people who mind their own business- totally me!!

Around 5 pm or so..suddenly the mall cafeteria stage full of people (they usually have performance from local artists/ musician).
I sat in VIP chair already since my table is facing that stage- that was before chairs around me getting quite occupied by people.
I thought..what's going on? But I didn't bother to ask..'letse what kind of performance today? I was doing my work although I kept alert to what's going on.

Finally around 7 or so..I saw 2 guys on the stage- they are book authors! Yay! I never went to book author- meet and greet.
I dont read book lol ^^

Especially self-help book like this:

http://www.theminimalists.com/lml/
But because one of them is cute, so I gave them time..to listen to their speech.

they were actually worst than my guess..what is it?
They talked about self-help guide of "How to become a minimalist hipster?" These guys/ 2 rich white kids from suburb, got job fairly easily and then lamenting first world problem of how "AMerican Dream" didn't actually make them happy.

They felt their job routine and never ending consumerism (partying, Ikea spending and drungks) turned them to empty void/ sort of like zombies; unable to find the meaning of life.

I was like really? I told y'all...never love money for the money sake but I kept my opinion, I want to hear "the beef" of their wisdom.

They kept going on and on..and until the end, there was "no beef" in their speech. NOTHING!! That's it! "Be a cool minimalist hipster like us, peace out folks!"

Really? I've met few priests with better motivational speech. It seemed they're still blank inside lol . Maybe they kept the "beef "inside their book. Otherwise, how come that book became Amazon best seller? You can check if you like, I prolly just borrow from library once it's out.
http://www.amazon.com/Minimalism-Meaningful-Joshua-Fields-Millburn/dp/0615648223/ref=tmm_pap_title_0

They spilled a bit of "how to" become a minimalist."

1. Box all your junks in the boxes, put "stuff you need the most" on top of other boxes and later you'll notice that you just open/use 20% of those boxes. One of those guys said, he didn't use 80% of his boxes- those are still sealed shut. He realized how many stuff- he bought that he actually don't need? The good news: Im glad he donated his unused boxes to Goodwill Those junks are still brand new and would be treasure to someone's in need.

2. Talk/converse little to whoever distract or disagreed with your newfound path. Of course ^^

3. "Should I left my job, avoid consumerism and start living in tiki island?"--- one of the gullible audiences asked.
Of course that's a really bad advice to give to anyone lol. ^^ they said kept your job but make priority of how you spend things.
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It's almost uncanny how their speech just empowered my core principal. I've been up and down in life

(we all do) but my life never be "empty" since there's always something I really passionate.
One thing I didn't heard from their speech is..the importance of being passionate/excited in life. If they didn't tackle that, then they might've published a very lousy book then. ^^
Find your passion/desire as long it's positive and not harming others.
I knew since early age- my mom told me that money is downright evil (destructive). I never want to be rich either, it's never in my wildest dream....So raise your glass to whoever of us not enslaved by money, who knows our passion and aspired!!!

I didn't knocked rich kids door to ask their life whether they're unhappy with money; they're the one came to me and validate themselves that money didn't buy them happiness

 

[JPGhost]

bender and Tovey (sorry Cupid) ^^

Karen and Kien at the

Me and Carey in the gala:

Ravenstar Id card:

Harkey before and after:

 

[JPGhost]

There are some serious fashion going on:

 

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[JPGhost]

That my type is exotic bad-ass after I taken this quiz:

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/resu...ined=7&fromCGI=1&var_masculine=9&var_exotic=6

You want everything in a man at the same time! Masculine, built like a Greek god, exotic and mysterious and even some bad-ass in there too. I think you would really like Freddy Ljungberg, the Swedish soccer player. He's the guy on the right. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

Who's that? Geloge? Is that you?

'Proved that I really hard to please
even though some folks thinks I do not need to be pleased/ easy.

 

[JPGhost]

"Have you had a Bel Ami moment lately?"


hmm...nope -_-