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Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

Im so sad hearing Texas making thousands rally against us ..:(

Yes, those people like this:
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In the name of religious freedom. X_X
 
i-luv me Robot

--%--
Nikto nichego nikogda ne poymet
Takaya lyubov', iskusstvennyi med
Iskusstvennyi med, iskusstvennyi led
Iskusstvennyi rai, skoree vklyuchai

I ya nikomu ne skazhu, chto ya robota lyublyu
Robota lyublyu, robota lyublyu
Robot, robot, robot,
Ya tebya lyublyu, my tak khoteli
Robot, robot, robot,
Ya tebya vklyuchu I poleteli
Robot, robot,
V tvoem serdtse elaktronnye meteli
Poleteli, poleteli, poleteli, poleteli

Robot, robot, robot,
Ya tebya lyublyu, my tak khoteli
Robot, robot, robot,
Ya tebya vklyuchu I poleteli
Robot, robot,
V tvoem serdtse elaktronnye meteli
Poleteli, poleteli, poleteli, poleteli
Poleteli, poleteli

Takaya lyubov', nereal-nyi polet
Iskusstvennyi med, iskusstvennyi led
Takaya lyubov', iskusstvennyi smekh
Iskusstvennyi sneg, I vse kak vo sne

I ya nikomu ne skazhu, chto ya robota lyublyu
Robota lyublyu, robota lyublyu
Robot, robot, robot,
Ya tebya lyublyu, my tak khoteli
Robot, robot, robot,
Ya tebya vklyuchu I poleteli
Robot, robot,
V tvoem serdtse elaktronnye meteli
Poleteli, poleteli, poleteli, poleteli
Seriously, I can't spell any... ^ :mrgreen:
 
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"Look at my hand...this is CD (Compact Disc) I'm so future"


.
..

Not really bitch :rolleyes:
"this" is future:
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I finally solved the mystery of Alexander Despatie's bulge:
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^
cutie 'sure has strange shape of bulge doesn't he? Well..imo, his almost perfect round bulge was shaped due to his gigantic pomelo size balls while his dick is shorter than his balls, so that's why he has that "shape"
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..|
 
So..this is when they got the sample? ^^
Jump Jump Jump to it! (!)

>>the cheaper/sleazier version:
 
Not only us as guys, a twink term applied, I think. There are twink guys and twink girls everywhere in the world. In the girl, that term might less noticeable because of society views (in many cultures) are ok or in favor if a girl is petite/smaller frame than the guy.
It would be garish if a girl is eventually really big/tall...and or has huge shoe size :(

However, in the wave of big-booty culture, backlash of plus size body image, the female twinks too...now bullied, say that they lack sex appeal (unappealing) no curve, skin&bones, mosquito bite boobs/boob-less, 12 years old body, no real woman body, etc...
We can safely assume that Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez and Ariana Grande are female twinks (they're petite, youthful and easy to be skinny) but Miley got the worst insults for her stature (due to her racy behaviors) However, Selena and Ariana are often still gotten praise for the way they look.
Especially Ariana...and she's what prompted me to write my thoughts on this because everytime Im on youtube, watching her vids or read her articles; there must be few guys "cat -calling" her ...Im not straight but boy, is this girl attractive? :?

I've seen more comments geared toward her butt-gape? ) so, that makes me search her butt pic- and I found this one:
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and this:
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Well, I guess It's true that <gape> is many twinks (whether boy/girl) specialty ;)
 
How Dare he mocking helpless/ voluptuous woman walking in NY- vid!! :grrr:
Let send him rape-threat!! :mad:



:rolleyes:
*|*
 
How to know "the size" of a guy you like? Without questioning him directly?

Check his shoe size :mrgreen:
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^
No..not really..but I found really accurate D.I.Y measurement ;)
How?

Ok, this test is to check his circumference/girth of your guy friend penis:

First check his hand...the bigger, the better. Now pay attention when he wrap his thumb to the index finger..such as when he holds an object, a wand like object, a banana or when he making "ok" sign
http://www.photo4design.com/stock-photo-human-hand-gesturing-ok-sign-83923#.VFtEKxzF-4A
^ I found a quite exact sample I want to ******.that a guy's girth "commonly" as big as the gap made by 2 fingers, they're usually intertwined/ touched each other..to show the size of his approximate girth.
Dont date guys with small hands if you like thick dick ;) but maybe the prediction could be off...because porn star size often has girth..untouched from index to thumb..it's like they make a perfect ok sign with their own hand..
http://www.dreamstime.com/royalty-free-stock-photography-hand-ok-sign-isolated-image18601697
now..those guys usually big, thick and very hurtful..

:dead:
 
I think I will be sexually starving if I move to UK. Many of Brit lads aren't my type
It's not because they're not appealing, they sure attract huge amounts of appeal for people overseas..by their accents, some very pretty modelesque anglo face, but for me; surface sensuality isn't enough, I scanned them inside-out and by the mean inside out; I scanned them with my X ray vision to see what's underneath their shirt.

Many British lads are too dry for my taste, they mostly have..TOP frame and proportion (lean,langky,long limbs, flat ass,barely there taint, no curve) and Im not a fan of hairy chest if the body just lean and toned..Id think that'll work either.
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Like in here for sample:
http://manhuntdaily.com/2014/02/flipping-out-paddy-obrian-dato-foland/
I have no idea where Dato Foland came from (is he British?) he looks Southern European to me, anyway..those 2 should make a title like "We're tops and 1 being generous" :##:
#-o No one fits as btm right there!

And these guys:
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Typical emasculate British guys with tats, few thin facial hairs, overly sculpted body
meh
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Im not a fan of Dean Monroe/Ross Hurston face either..they killing me everytime I found a scene with them. Like ..can you please use the other guy? :(
http://www.xvideos.com/video6533477/rafael_alencar_and_ross_hurston
 
But.. like stereotype never come to "dream come true" self fulfillment. There are few anomalies in British lads as well..
This dude for sample:
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Harley Everett
is really hot in my book, and he's british ^^
His body look majestic and his side dick bj scene is quite deadly:
http://www.xvideos.com/video7148751/harley_everett_and_jack_jefferson
^
but as we know, all porn star needs to maintain their physique otherwise they won't look like that last. That lucky bitch above on that scene, he's lucky enough to eat him in his tip top shape ^^

I've seen some inconsistency with his frame, sometimes his pecs smaller/ass flatter but he already caught me in the first place, then I'll follow ..|

Oh, he has bottoming scenes too! Hallelu :=D:
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1620969717
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1400550922
 
^
Mean people often refer her lady bits as "very loose" and might be std ridden but I disagreed. [-X
I still can't forget the shape her "bits" from her sex tape long time ago. In fact, she's very tight, very clean (shaven) and quite beautiful (I can't to those pussy haters -_-..)
hers reminds me of..

plump and fat, just beautiful.. ^

Is that a prop from Xtro?

 
Re: Debauchery...

She is beautiful.

Thanks. Both Kim and Paris Hilton are multi talented women.

Paris Hilton= Average beauty, quite serious business talent ( I heard her 2 bills fragrance empire from overseas)
Kim K= Superbly beautiful, no "virtuous" talent, lots of "idle" talents.
 
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