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Thread of Nonsensical Ramblings

Speaking of brain bug..I just had a bug in my brain disrupting plural to singular to plural #-o
but as we know, all porn star needs to maintain their physique otherwise they won't look like that last. That lucky bitch above on that scene, he's lucky enough to eat him in his tip top shape
sorry for the mess up, I'll change the sentence to all plural then. ^^

but as we know, all porn stars need..
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^ that's like.."Lets make ground beef from a perfectly fine steak meat!" :D

:##:
 
^

Ok, this test is to check his circumference/girth of your guy friend penis:

First check his hand...the bigger, the better. Now pay attention when he wrap his thumb to the index finger..such as when he holds an object, a wand like object, a banana or when he making "ok" sign
http://www.photo4design.com/stock-photo-human-hand-gesturing-ok-sign-83923#.VFtEKxzF-4A
^ I found a quite exact sample I want to ******.that a guy's girth "commonly" as big as the gap made by 2 fingers, they're usually intertwined/ touched each other..to show the size of his approximate girth.

Oh! You can ask him to make 3 point google sign!! :lol:
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and..
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^ big
I see lots of measurements :badgrin:

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Why is that?

because I want them daddies to bottoms :(
 
Re: Debauchery...

Paris Hilton= Average beauty, quite serious business talent ( I heard her 2 bills fragrance empire from overseas)
Kim K= Superbly beautiful, no "virtuous" talent, lots of "idle" talents.

Definetly beautiful.

Paris recently made a new music video. Exelent voice.
 
So, when my view toward British guys/ men in general is like #2223? How about guys from other countries..some countries are very low in my sexual expectation like I would be sexually starving if I move to China, Taiwan or Hong Kong and I would even more starving if I move to central or North Africa :##: and I would be not only sexually starving but also might be dead if I express my sexuality in country such as Libya :roll:

Im not biased just because Im asian ..east asian countries are twinks galore, the men not really bulked up. They have their own appeal but I would remain frigid then. And it's not all about body and size, facial too. One time when I was in highschool, I dated a guy who looked like Jay Park. Who is Jay Park btw?

So he looked pretty similar like^ that which is ultimately not my type.He's vietnamese but more like chinese-viet. In the end of our first date, he was about to kiss me..but I refused, ouch!#-o I dont feel good instead I felt bad to him. I Damien Kyle what in the world I dated him in a first place, I used to think what's inside always matter until the time I had to make physical with a guy whose not my type came through and then it's already too late to run/apologize. :(
So ya'll see..I dislike the notion of "you must be self-hate" when you dont wanna kiss me!! :cry: boo hoo
Well, Im not..I have my own type of asian guys, wthell he was talking about?

Im not gonna refuse you if you look like Tae Yang or this guy for sample
Every nationality (Im tired of race thing -_-) have face I like and I dont like..
In caucasian; gimme a break for Tate Ryder or Adam Killian totaled face -_- and 'not a fan of Matt Damon-like face either
In black; no, I dont hv to be a jerk giving examples, but I said Northern or Central African have physical stature I didn't fond of..
Like those scrawny/skinny and short Ethiopian/Somali with ity bity arms and ity bitty waist like those in and out elevator from my previous apartment before. Their girls are quite modelesque beautiful, their face chiseled like wood figurine, perhaps one of them had chance rising to stardom in Western World like: Iman. But for the guys..? eh...when they getting older they get a lil bit bulked up in the middle and their face is sort of wrinkly.

And..Ow gawd, Im glad that always have sample for everything! #-o
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Pharell Williams is a combination of asian and black face I didn't like. Im sorry, he just sooo not sexy in my eyes. Zero sex appeal and his hat also doesn't help :##:
But is his personality unsexy too? I dont think so..
Im quite enjoying his laid back character in The Voice..personally he's fine. But Im confident to cross guys like him from dating potential just because he's not my type.
Here's a thing.."IF" I think I could remain frigid in country with lack thereof my type, I must be dead wrong.
First thing: anomaly must be happening...just like what happened to British dude above and secondly..there must be someone in the bunch who could turn your knob hot and bothered in the very mysterious way...;)

Chemistry is the most important thing but physical attraction play at least 75% for tops, might be less for bottom (unless they're very picky) cuz they just need someone to play them right ;) so roughly 80%

* Totally unrelated..I just threw away (deleted) all my bears related bookmarks because lots of them are just squeezy but I can't see anything when they copulate each other, therefore they make shitty porn :(
And I dont think Im much excited either when seeing them rl or on the street, not much holler. I might love to see how beautiful their facial hair.. but bears are mostly like the chubbier version of british lads if I really pay attention; flat ass, not enough pecs, huge belly, horrible back view. Perhaps I still hot for them if he's eventually curvy and god's like in Colt Magazine,

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but yeah..be realistic while taste changes overtime. ^^
 
So, if there are some countries which will make me sexually starving, which some of them do the opposite? (Giving me abundant choice?)

How 'bout I make top10 ^^

10. Australia= There are many good lookers from Aussie but something off push them back behind.
9.Indonesia= my hometown, my first gay crush ..it won't be in top 5 if not because of him :rolleyes: that's why I hv soft spot to handsome native guys over there but I admit..they're not like everywhere -_-
8. Vietnamese= Actually vietnamese guys are in balance of east and south east beauties and I've noticing lots of pretty faces in their variants. When I go to Chinatown in Seattle..I often got heartthrobs like "ow this guy is cute, he is too!" ^^ Prolly from Vietnamese guys ^^
7. Philippines= More great looking guys overall plus they're mestizo people (yum) too bad, personally Im not compatible to outgoing Filipino
6.Brazil= They're pigs and cheap, thats why I love em. :cool:
5.Hawaii= A mix of Polynesian,Japanese,Filipino and white fusion beauties created a well crafted cuisine ;)
4.Spain= I wanna experience circuit at least once in my life..at BCN!! (!)
3.Argentina= Marco Blaze,Pedro Andreas, Daniel Marvin nuff said ;)
2.New Zealand= Im sold for their rugby player pictures :dead:
1.U.S.A= :D The land of the freeeeeeeee ! Im totally feel blessed to be here. The option is hugggeee... (*@*) you can taste almost all kind of guys in the world from USA, we have huge range of fine imports. Plus..Miami is a city ranked with the most beautiful people, definitely one of my travel target someday (I've been to Florida but it was very pc; Disneyland -_-)
 
10x cute+hot er than that stupid bieber looking~ Alex meme
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Less than an hour ago Im having my snack time watching Tv live music, today is Jason Derulo.
I definitely like his face :luv2: his body, his dance and everything..except his songs (rather shitty in my ears) -_-
I love how he breakin down like that, doing dance moves while accompanied by his crew of attractive male dancers. The whole setting was already homo erotic to me, idk what the audience thought? He just need to rip it off his shirt like this..
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then start grinding in his jockstrap slowly... :o with the rest of his male dancers. Now the show complete...
(!)
 
Idk if Im tuning with the universe or the universe synchronize with my mind? Not so awhile ago I just described Kim.K as the "Queen of Debauchery" ..with glistening body (sort of oily, slick, glossy..) and her persona is like poisonous dripping honey- sweet and deadly..just like a tarot card: 7 of cups.
And there you go..just yesterday noon? Maybe..her Paper magazine headlines were spread over the net like crazy..

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She depicting herself quite close to my imagery; with oiled body, champagne explosion and drip...all over the place, still with 'liquid' symbolism , in this case: drunkenness..and I saw a wine glass too! (The Cups) I mean ..how close that was?#-o
and not only that...

I also made a brief description about her 'pussy' and now..for a very special occasion: She displayed her super-shaved/barbie pussy to the entire world !!
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http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian.php
Im not gonna talk about moral and things like that...too many already shout their outcry on replies..and perhaps I already gave up when Miley did her infamous..in August 2013 -_-
But I just wanna say...the only thing startled me..from her controversial photoshoot..is how "empty" her eyes are...
especially when she made that blow up doll face...that eyes..haven't been alive or excited for a loooonngg freaking time, I sensed.
People think she did on purpose and might be one of her strategy (for fame) but what I see..it's a melt down..

the whole entire freaky photo shoot is a melt down.
http://www.papermag.com/2014/11/kim_kardashian.php
a very bad one. Im concerned with her sanity, those icy eyes definitely have suicidal thoughts.
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Ok, that's all I can think of..for the theme/artistry..I think the theme is skewed/a miss..
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^ that supposed to be on stands at January 1st (champagne, night gown, happy new year..) and the artistry...unless you think a melt down porn star is a piece of art, for me the concept art is down the drain
-_- (photographically speaking) it's not ..wow! Dramatic/ Intriguing like the works of LaChapelle or Annie Leibovitz.
Those look like quirky porn cover, the one when she ended up gang-banged.
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Well, idk, Kim... I hope you can find happiness after everything you choose and done. :rolleyes:
 
^ It's f****ng amazing.


That woman is beautiful, talented and all of the above. She reminds me of Nikki Minaj here. They have similar butts.

I hope Kim gets richer beyond her wildest dreams.

:=D:
 
^
if she's fucking amazing, she won't mind to adopt you then ^^ Too bad she wont give a shit.
 
so once again..I shot in the dark- :lol:
Ok, that's all I can think of..for the theme/artistry..
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explaining an unknown "shocking" circumstance with my own perception without guidance. It's almost ..very candid, very honest..while still being clue-less.

Yesterday morning, I just knew that Kim K photo shoot was a remake of a well known artist/photographer ..who had "jungle fever" and love to make fun/exotisize black women physical traits such as "huge butts."
http://dontshootthemessenger.typepad.com/dont-shoot-the-messenger/2010/03/my-entry.html
So..Is it because of that photo shoot was made by an artist, so Kim's remake is automatically enrolled as art?

Still not close.[-X

First thing first, there is no way we could classified "art." Art is an unlimited subject and very "unrestrained"..Art is having immunity as high and powerful as the ultimate "freedom." You can silence and oppress a particular art you didn't like but it will die..because someone's gonna revive it before your eyes.

Kim's whereabouts- if you pay attention is stirring and shaking a particular subject in the scale of global consciousness. Just like Miley in question regarding "How dirty dance is too dirty for your eyes? What's your reaction when I slam my butt to a married man?" With Kim; She is trying to revolutionize our thinking of what's low brow and high brow? She's trying to make a bridge between those worlds.
Both Miley and Kim stir the collective conscious-pot of moral and ethics.

It's no surprise..Kim although wasn't born a pauper in the first place but she's one of those celebs who made fame doing infamous sex tape thing, which landed her to another infamous stepping stone: reality ******
She was ejected from high brow society..no matter how classy/stylish she gets,
people still compare her to "trash. She became the face of debauch and morally corrupt young girl of 21st century.
That doesn't made her happy...I knew somewhere inside of her, she regrets her past choice.
She kept trying hard..to be included in the high circle, to be invited to gala or oscar..maybe as high as charity cocktail party and Mtv awards. Sometimes she scored, sometimes not.
Her highest score was when she finally a cover of Vogue, that won't happen without the help of her pushy and crazy husband; Kanye West..cross my dead body.-_-..he's the same person who considered her wife should have "walk of fame" for her status as an outstanding reality star. Im soo glad that the owner walk o fame legacy didn't take his tantrum seriously.
I have to kudos her tough [STRIKE]rear[/STRIKE] heart to ward all negativities from people, she said "Negative people are just like to rain on my parade, so I won't let them." :=D:
In overall, Kim just got lukewarm welcome from people..lukewarm because public dont take her or her family seriously.
Of course the lukewarm welcome didn't satisfy her.
She still wants absolute "win"..it's like "If I can't earn people's acceptance of my "status" then I'll buy the entire company to credit me!!" This controversial magz is nothing but one of her strategizes...a desperate one, that's why I put it under "melt down" category. ^^

hmm..she never yell, she never punch but she's a bratty bad girl at heart, I know.;)

Now when comparing to the original one:
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^ Is that art?
IMO..not really..when I read the description- that art was came by the photographer's "carnal desire" So.. It's erotic art..'still well executed though...IMO erotic art is a slight lower bar from the actual art (especially the vulgar/ hardcore one) Both Kim and the original are softcore so they're safe but Kim failing in other category.
Anyway, who am I saying it's higher or lower? Not my kind of art though, not a piece I would hang as poster from art.com on my bedroom or even living room. I, myself..an erotic artist..I've been doodling gay porn erotism eversince I crawl in my highschool ^^ I dont consider my stuff arts, you get what I mean?
However, the original shoot still winning because of the concept. The concept is about "black woman" the awe, gasp, bizzare and fetishism towards them, a very humanist concept while the model is only a medium to carry the message.

1. The difference from Kim's piece that hers is all about her..
and hers not only a remake piece of "Champagne incident" but a series of self-indulging lewd photographs with purpose to titillating male audiences.
That's why I said..
the art concept was down the drain..:##:


hmm..Im back backing up my original claim. ^^ It's what I see from her..a bullshit if those were by no means a caricature of her, BULLSS ^^
My first impression after I saw hers, it was like a throw back to MAD magz satirical caricature, nothing else.
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Just wait..there'll be another parody cover of her :roll:
2. She copied an erotic art with low concept of execution (supposedly to be erotic)
and turned the entire concept to "herself." The same as..Nicki Minaj made a homage to already shitty and vulgar song "Anaconda." And y'all know, the effect is like drinking a vegetable can juice from pasteurized veggies remains...All nutritions already broken down/sucked out, so what the thing we drink eventually? Trash ^^
That's right
Unless you think that ubiquitous Cambells V8 juice is the staple of healthy drink of 21st century, in your opinion, why not?^^
The results depends with the public..whether they want to accept her as a piece of art or whatsnot..
Maybe she's making a new kind of art?
A self-centered type of art like what Frida Kahlo does, but a hybrid form
like.."Selfi-ism" ^^ maybe?

Ow snap! #-o Just before I finished this writing, I did a quick check and there you go..
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-broke-internet-insists-art-s-proud-them.html
Photographer who took Kim Kardashian shots that 'broke the internet' insists 'they ARE art' and he's 'very proud of them'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...t-insists-art-s-proud-them.html#ixzz3JB0sZmSQ

See..? She's making someone made the approval- from the photographer himself, shame on him, shame Anna Wintour ^^
It's obvious folks, her motives..

Now it's up to you folks, Does Kim K will earn her place in the Guiness book for her talented ass? Only time will tell :rolleyes:
And where's the source of my nonsensical ramblings about her desire to be high brow? Did I made up? Of course not, that was from her astrology chart. Kim has lilith in Leo, she suffer and entranced by fame, it's a pull and push energy for her. She can't run from fame.. ^^
 
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if she's fucking amazing, she won't mind to adopt you then ^^ Too bad she won't give a shit.

No, she wouldn't. You could say the same about everyone in the world, though, and it wouldn't make a difference.

I don't recall Princess Diana adopting anyone.Besides, why would I want adopted by her ..??

Kim Kardashian is merely displaying her female body which is a form of art. Good on her.:=D: I think what she's doing is really brave and she deserves some respect from her peers. She's doing well.

I also love J Lo's booty music video because it' art.
 
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