Time Capsule Thread...what would you add if we buried a box?

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Come-on it'll be fun! I'll add my oversized Marilyn Monroe coffee mug and a thong I wore once...couldn't keep my junk in it comfortably/it was a xspearmint I was conductin' -- I dabble in physical science long as I don't gotta graph nuttin' lol unless it's a pie graph, those are fun

Okay, capsule thoughts? Anyone? What will you contribute for posterity? that gay futurians can see when they open it on July 3, 2111?
Capsule Ideas

I'ma tossin my JUB graph from a previous thread experiment that failed miserably (though not nearly as the crushing blow earlier with my Ice Cream Sundae fiasco) lol

 

[kevbo]

I'll put you in it.

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

where will we bury it?

it's gotta be somewhere inconvenient as hell I suppose, so we have to do a bit of hiking and maybe some jet skiing...I suggest Middle Earth...

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I'll put you in it.

and I'll escape then quickly hand cuff you inside--butt naked...are you familiar with Houdini's body of work?

 

[kevbo]

I'm sure people of the future would much rather find you inside of it. Please, think of the people who have to open this capsule.

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

A Bible...

 

[mbamike]

My vibrating egg.

See gallery for pic.

 

[bankside]

Did anyone read anything at all in this thread after the image of poor barely-contained ShihTzu falling out of his thong?

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

water time clock

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

I never understood time capsules.

If I'm not there when it is opened what's the point really.

odd thinking maybe

 

[evanrick]

ipod, justin bieber, vampires

 

[FlaMan]

A book on the gay civil rights movement...so the future will know what the past went thru..

 

[mark1111]

Some ex's so I'll know where they are.

 

[PreTTy PeTe]

A book on the gay civil rights movement...so the future will know what the past went thru..

which book??

 

[ronboy]

Sir Ron would add......
...a bottle of Sir Chris' Musketeer Specialty Lube, official lube of the JUB orgy

...a clean set of designer sheets in leopard print from Sir Jamie's own design that have appreared on Sir Ron's orgy bed...

...one of the few existing copies of the DVD of Sir Ron's Special Blowout orgy in the mid 2000s, which features PreTTy PeTe, Bradlee, Vannie, Corkles, Christopher123, Chrisglass, Bashful, TelephoneGuy, FrankFrank, Arnell, GL, Gmoney, Elvin, Midnight Prism, Danno, Jory, and many, many others... And, it has the famous scene of Sir Ron in a sling while having fun with his favourite chav in the entire world, Nonimus!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

The ashes of my two dogs that died awhile ago, though i know that makes no sense.

So sorry to hear about your loss Ben, I hope they didn't suffer... and I don't mean to make light of your offering, but I hope the 2111 peeps don't get confused and think we sent them gourmet coffee in decorative, lead lined canisters.
But hey, it's the thought that counts right?Thank you sweetheart

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Sir Ron would add......
...a bottle of Sir Chris' Musketeer Specialty Lube, official lube of the JUB orgy

...a clean set of designer sheets in leopard print from Sir Jamie's own dessign that have appreared on Sir Ron's orgy bed...

...one of the few existing copies of the DVD of Sir Ron's Special Blowout orgy in the mid 2000s, which features PreTTy PeTe, Bradlee, Vannie, Corkles, Christopher123, Chrisglass, Bashful, TelephoneGuy, FrankFrank, Arnell, GL, Gmoney, Elvin, Midnight Prism, Jory, and many, many others.......

k I'ma have to confiscate a few of these items so I can verify aaaa authenticity, yeah, I'll needa make sure they are authentic, and contain no elephant ivory___ it's standard procedure -- protocol...
Oooo I see you haven't yet been subjected to our purely random, slightly grueling pat down and semi-mandatory cavity [STRIKE]grope[/STRIKE] search, yet, Sir. All time capsule administrations are doing it now-a-days.
Just let me just clear my schedule and we can get you in and out and in and out...I'm kidding ya, mmmm I love that scent you're wearing, lift your arms for me, please... It's Drakkar Noir, isn't it? You can put em down now and lift your shirt, higher, higher... ooo nice. That tie really brings out the blue in your eyes -- can I get you to bend over and grab your ankles, please? -- so are you from around here?
**snaps on latex glove/wiggling fingers**
Now, am I gonna find anything up in there Sir Ron? Be honest...and pass me that tube of Musketeer while yer thinking...

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

Some ex's so I'll know where they are.

lol those rascals

ipod, justin bieber, vampires

AWESOME IDEA! But don't ya think his 23 million Twitter fans might wonder where he went to? plus we'd have to add a litter box and a few decades of food and water...Bieber is such a pain in the ass!
So I suppose we'll just put a picture of him instead...

SloppySeconds-ese rosetta stone?

I have a feeling everyone will talk like Mr. Seconds in the future. Call it a hunch lol

Did anyone read anything at all in this thread after the image of poor barely-contained ShihTzu falling out of his thong?

Oh, quit it Banksy...it was just a little scrotum skin I couldn't quite wrangle in, silly

My vibrating egg.

See gallery for pic.

three niner seven, I'ma need backup, we got another possible ivory smuggler here...claims there's only one vibrating egg but I suspect he's got a few tucked away we don't know about yet...
FREEZE! Keep your hands where I can see em mister!

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I would put my mint condition Star Wars error card #207 (1977) in the box
...nothing says GAY like a pic of C-3PO...with a boner

that explains why R2D2 always had a smile on his circuit display

 

[ShihTzuTylenol]

I'm sure people of the future would much rather find you inside of it. Please, think of the people who have to open this capsule.

a corpse is a corpse Kevbo lol