Tips to get your house guests to leave sooner

[Vannie]

Thank you Guys.

 

[TickTockMan]

I find being me is enough.

 

[belamyi]

Why would you have any guests at all?


Why would anyone want to be one's guest?

 

[Peloso]

Did they leave yet Vannie?

 

[belamyi]

Run Vannie, run!!!

 

[nycguydowntown]

3 night MAX--after that you pay

unless you are really sexy.

 

[Charon]

Why would you have any guests at all?


Why would anyone want to be one's guest?

I don't get it, either.

 

[belamyi]

I don't get it, either.

 

[belamyi]

Of course, it's still even more arcane that American houses have hundreds or thousands of built square feet, then a couple or a single unexpected guest comes along and they don't have enough room to accomodate anyone

 

[Araucaria]

You could turn off the air conditioner, insist that it's broken, and the repairman said he'd be there when he gets to it, but he's backed up and he estimates it will be two weeks at the earliest.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Tell them your ex-boyfriend just got out of prison for trying to shoot Reagan and he's gonna be staying with you.

 

[ShadowCat]

Throw a Lemon party

 

[pornoboy]

How to get your house guests to leave sooner

Tell them: Fabu Lousy has left the ghetto and is on the way... ​

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Re: How to get your house guests to leave sooner

Tell them: Fabu Lousy has left the ghetto and is on the way... ​

And I'm bringin my homegirls Shanique and Shataytay and she bringin her baby daddy play cousin Jarrell who gone be outside sellin bags of dope from 12am-6am.

 

[Vannie]

Did they leave yet Vannie?

My cousin Mike and his new wife. He has always been a bit insolent and annoying. A lot of questions and chuckles and he picks thing up a lot to see them. They are out visiting relatives and are coming back to stay overnight. They leave to go back to Michigan tomorrow morning. Yay!

unless you are really sexy.

I'm sending you naked pictures.

I don't get it, either.

I'm coming for a visit soon.

Tell them: Fabu Lousy has left the ghetto and is on the way... ​

I had no clue what that meant. I even googled Fabu Lousy.

 

[Vannie]

Tell them your ex-boyfriend just got out of prison for trying to shoot Reagan and he's gonna be staying with you.

You could turn off the air conditioner, insist that it's broken, and the repairman said he'd be there when he gets to it, but he's backed up and he estimates it will be two weeks at the earliest.

These two things might have worked out.

 

[Vannie]

Tell them it is fucking grandma weekend and you need the room.

Start scratching your pubes and your ass and excusing your behavior because you can't seem to get rid of the damn crabs.

While cooking dinner

Sick!

Thanks all for the chuckles.

 

[Peloso]

Sick!

Thanks all for the chuckles.

We're not done yet!

Baptize them.

 

[Kahaih]

. . . . .

and he picks thing up a lot to see them.

. . . . .

Appraising?

Tell them you are leaving everything to charity. You'll never see them again.

 

[fabulouslyghetto]

Put on a black hooded robe, make a pentagram on the floor using paprika, light candles, chant, if they ask what you're doing tell them an evil demon named Dolly Parton stole your body and you're trying to get it back.