To all REAL guys!

[bastard wing]

So yesterday I came out to someone and they couldn't believe that someone like me could be gay. That always happens to me! (I dunno, maybe it's because I'm very masculine). Whenever I'm out with my straight friends, drinking beer, basically doing all the things that regular laidback dudes do, everyone just thinks that I'm one of the straight boys, and it's so frustrating!!
It's so hard to be me because all gay guys are always attracted to me because they think I'm straight! If I show any kind of interest back they become so shocked and confused that someone who's as masculine as I am might actually be gay that they usually just run away... That, or as soon as I mention that I think marriage should only be for straight people and that us gays (even tho I'm bisexual!) should stick to sex, they become pissed and refuse to respect my opinien.
Granted, I do look very butch (big footballplayer/athlete swimmer body, straight looking clothes, shaved head, etc), and when I'm out drinking I always talk about tits and pussy, sometimes bitches as well. I guess it's because I only have straight friends who are as butch as me that tend to influence the way I talk, lol!1

Now, most of you know that almost all gay guys are feminine flamers (well, of course except for me, and maybe a few others), so how does a normal guy go about to get some NORMAL dude ass??? It's really a big problem for me, anyone else have the same problem?

 

[Críostóir]

Wow, I've seen some threads devolve into insults, but I've never seen so many insults packed into the original post before. It's really quite astonishing. A masterpiece of the subpontic art.

 

[LoveIsNow]

They need to have a button to hide all the threads with the world "normal" in them. I have to go far away before go into attack mode.

 

[Críostóir]

Everyone just click Report Post, say "A more blatant example of trolling could scarcely be found outside Something Awful," or words to that effect, and wait. The Mods will take care of it.

 

[TheHeraldMage]

What a load of codswallop. I wouldn't have anything to do with you either, what with all that shit spewing out of your mouth!

 

[JustWes]

She looks like my aunt.

...dude ass...

That made me giggle a little.

 

[ixthrock]

i think i smell my eyebrows singeing

 

[Jayden]

Someone pass the salt for my popcorn. Thank You.

 

[Tadaa]

_____

As I skimmed thru I noticed the popcorn and realized I must have missed something good.

 

[Joshua_me]

Well, hot damn, OP !

I bet you eat nails and spit rust, don't cha ?

 

[Telstra]

the OP might be honest. People shouldn't judge by 1 post.

 

[G-Lexington]

I'd fuck him.

Lex

 

[Huskerboy]

Oh, fuck... not again!

 

[G-Lexington]

Sure, I'd fuck him again.

Lex

 

[Telstra]

We can't report it. It's funny. I love stupid people.

stupid people is good and fun to be around with.
Evil people is bad and should be killed ................

 

[justsimon]

I'm going to make real popcorn.

 

[nip/tug]

...(even tho I'm bisexual!)...

of course you are sweetie

 

[Corny]

Everyone just click Report Post, say "A more blatant example of trolling could scarcely be found outside Something Awful," or words to that effect, and wait. The Mods will take care of it.

Or maybe they were just reminded of
http://www.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?t=261442

 

[Ekim23]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

that's all I can think of.

 

[Ekim23]

hell yeah !!