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To Pee or Not to Pee--WHERE is the question.

My job required me to work outside as well as inside. Once I pissed into a kitty litter box because I had to go so bad... in a customer's basement sink and then I had to pour bleach into it. Told the lady I was cleaning my hands. At times I just opened the truck's passenger door and let it go. No sense of holding it in...when you gotta go, you gotta go!
 
EJMichaels said:
I'm loving this thread except for all the envy I'm feeling. I bought a few stand-to-pee devices to try but I haven't practiced enough to try them while dressed.
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Didn't they bring out such things for ladies in the army and police to use whilst on duty?
 
rareboy said:
^ I would much rather piss on the roadside than in most of the filthy restrooms in gas stations.
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^agreed



piano1 said:
My job required me to work outside as well as inside. Once I pissed into a kitty litter box because I had to go so bad... in a customer's basement sink and then I had to pour bleach into it. Told the lady I was cleaning my hands. At times I just opened the truck's passenger door and let it go. No sense of holding it in...when you gotta go, you gotta go!
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^easier and more convenient to do than most people realize.
 
Since we'd stopped to party in a college town, it was likely around 2am, or so. We weren't exactly completely sober. 6 of us in a 1972 Buick, headed toward one of the passenger's parents' place. Northern Wisconsin. 2 lane "Country Road" through woods and farm fields. No other traffic for miles.

Someone needed a pee break, so we simply pulled over, and a few of us headed for the ditch. As they were beginning to get back in the car, along came another, and pulled over behinds us. Red and blue flashing lights, and a spot light, suddenly lit up the pitch black night. Luckily, no one was still watering the weeds.

The officer checked out the car, and all of us, with his flashlight. And, when the driver (surprisingly) was completely honest about why we'd stopped, the State Trooper simply smiled, and said, "Carry on! And, drive safely!"

He'd stopped to see if we needed help, and seemed to totally understand, and accept, the need for an impromptu "rest stop" by the side of the road.

We stayed where we were, for a few minutes, after he pulled out, and zoomed off. We didn't, necessarily, want to catch up with him, even as nice as he had been.
 
If you think your job really sucks and you hate your boss walk into his/her office and have a pee all over their desk. Then say "fuck you mofukka lucky I didn't take a crap on your desk..."
 
^pppfft, that's soooo 2013...

NOW it's cool to jack off and cum buckets all over your boss, then walk out flipping the bird.

get with it! :twisted:
 
I'll share this story here....

In having a plumber dude over last night, I suggested we check out if the toilets would flush ok and offered to let him use my bathroom if he needed since it seemed as if he hadn't peed in several hours. He said he was fine...20 minutes later he was in there taking a piss, he did leave the door open but I was sitting at my desk in my office across the hall and could only see the urine stream flowing from between his legs as he had his back facing me.

Told him not to flush as I also had to go, so I went in there when he was done and before he could leave the bathroom for the safety of the hall, I had my dick out and pissing. Of course I kept my shaft in my hand and only thing visible was the head. The look on his face though was of great interest, a slight devilish smile and twinkle in his eye. It was funny, we were both giggling like stoned school girls and he had his fingers on the handle timing the flush at the exact moment I was done. I broke up the tension by finishing with "damn, that was a good one."
 
ElmosToe said:
Told him not to flush as I also had to go, so I went in there when he was done and before he could leave the bathroom for the safety of the hall, I had my dick out and pissing. Of course I kept my shaft in my hand and only thing visible was the head. The look on his face though was of great interest, a slight devilish smile and twinkle in his eye. It was funny, we were both giggling like stoned school girls and he had his fingers on the handle timing the flush at the exact moment I was done. I broke up the tension by finishing with "damn, that was a good one."
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^nice.. and I agree.. good one

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Sometimes I'll flush just before done pissing...timing it so I finish right before the last of the water goes down :lol:
 
ElmosToe said:
I'll share this story here....

In having a plumber dude over last night, I suggested we check out if the toilets would flush ok and offered to let him use my bathroom if he needed since it seemed as if he hadn't peed in several hours. He said he was fine...20 minutes later he was in there taking a piss, he did leave the door open but I was sitting at my desk in my office across the hall and could only see the urine stream flowing from between his legs as he had his back facing me.

Told him not to flush as I also had to go, so I went in there when he was done and before he could leave the bathroom for the safety of the hall, I had my dick out and pissing. Of course I kept my shaft in my hand and only thing visible was the head. The look on his face though was of great interest, a slight devilish smile and twinkle in his eye. It was funny, we were both giggling like stoned school girls and he had his fingers on the handle timing the flush at the exact moment I was done. I broke up the tension by finishing with "damn, that was a good one."
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How come that never happens to me? :-)
 
Portland, Oregon will drain a 38 million gallon reservoir because a teen peed in it.

PORTLAND, Ore. (AP) — Portland officials are once again preparing to flush millions of gallons of treated water because someone urinated in a city reservoir.

Water Bureau Administrator David Shaff said 38 million gallons will be discarded after a 19-year-old was videotaped in the act Wednesday.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/17/teens-pee-in-portland-water_n_5163976.html
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A teen has been charged with public urination.

So, be careful guys!
 
palbert said:
Portland, Oregon will drain a 38 million gallon reservoir because a teen peed in it.



A teen has been charged with public urination.

So, be careful guys!
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It's not the first time. It happened before several years ago by some goober who used to chat in the Gay.com chat rooms. I'd thought they covered those things after the last time someone pissed in it, and they found several dead birds/small animals drowned in it.
 
cgymike said:
I urinated in a bus once ...transit police almost caught me but was able to get away after soaking the seats in urine.


Just let go.....especially on public transport!
After light up a fag or just rake the place...

Of course they have cctv so it's bit tricky to conceal your identity.


Wear a hoody.
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Good God. What the fuck is the matter with you? How would you like it if your mother took the bus and sat in a puddle of some freak's piss. Lord only knows what you injest or what diseases are running through your body. That is truly revolting.
 
I doubt many would find it funny to sit in a pee soaked seat on a public bus. Would you?
 
no, but knowing his posting style, I don't think he was being serious...possibly trolling...
 
mikey3000 said:
Good God. What the fuck is the matter with you? How would you like it if your mother took the bus and sat in a puddle of some freak's piss. Lord only knows what you injest or what diseases are running through your body. That is truly revolting.
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Piss is generally sterile.
 
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