To the anonymous JUBber in my dream

[Willie Boy]

Don’t you have a duffel bag to look after?

Lex

No, I emptied the contents then hung the bag out on the balcony and beat it with a thick pole.

 

[G-Lexington]

No, I emptied the contents then hung the bag out on the balcony and beat it with a thick pole.

I like a guy who looks after his things.

OMG. I was in Denver last February (during that warm week) and forgot to send that message.

Just as well, as it apparently took me over six months to receive it and get ready. Next time, I'll be amply prepared.

Lex

 

[FPNY]

Vannie shows up from time to time in my dreams, at least i think it's him. He's wearing lacy undies and carrying a tray of stuffed cabbages wrapped in condoms...weird, but I get off...

 

[G-Lexington]

Vannie shows up from time to time in my dreams, at least i think it's him. He's wearing lacy undies and carrying a tray of stuffed cabbages wrapped in condoms...weird, but I get off...

Are "wet nightmares" a thing?

Lex

 

[Vannie]

lotion.

That's disgusting.

Vannie shows up from time to time in my dreams, at least i think it's him. He's wearing lacy undies and carrying a tray of stuffed cabbages wrapped in condoms...weird, but I get off...

 

[freefall]

To answer your question, Lex, no, but on another note, I hope I was the one in your dream

Vannie shows up from time to time in my dreams, at least i think it's him. He's wearing lacy undies and carrying a tray of stuffed cabbages wrapped in condoms...weird, but I get off...

New thing learned: apparently Vannie also uses cabbage as diapers. Hmmm ...

 

[Vannie]

Vannie also uses cabbage as diapers.

Very biodegradable.I'm trying to save the planet.

 

[G-Lexington]

To answer your question, Lex, no, but on another note, I hope I was the one in your dream

Let's just say I would've welcomed that message from you...and proceeded with changing the bed linen.

Lex

 

[Willie Boy]

I like a guy who looks after his things.

The contents of the bag weren't really a "thing", although he is mine...... in as much as I am also his.

I'm trying to save the planet.

Been there, done that..... numerous times. Not once have I ever even gotten a thank you. Instead, it just keeps trying to destroy itself. I finally decided I will not waste my time any longer. I've stocked up and prepared for whatever happens. My partner and I can live out our lives in peace regardless of the specifics of any apocalypse that should befall the world.

 

[G-Lexington]

The contents of the bag weren't really a "thing", although he is mine...... in as much as I am also his.

Well, I was referring to the bag itself, but that works, too.

No JUBbers in my dreams last night, although a local rap artist showed up and played a beautiful piano ballad which he entitled "Spain".

Lex

 

[freefall]

Very biodegradable.I'm trying to save the planet.

Mullein leaves would work better, I assure you

 

[Willie Boy]

Well, I was referring to the bag itself, but that works, too.

No JUBbers in my dreams last night, although a local rap artist showed up and played a beautiful piano ballad which he entitled "Spain".

Lex

The contents of the bag, to his extreme pleasure also got beat by a (albeit different) thick pole as well, then he was repeatedly poked with the pole. I was worn out but he was happy.

But yeah, last night we were on our way home...... We did convene our own chapter of the mile high club, right there in the cockpit even! Next time we'll take it to the cabin...... Nothing like flying along under autopilot until...... somebody accidentally deactivates AP...... Talk about feeling the earth move!!!!!

 

[G-Lexington]

And no RL JUB message, either. Ah, well. I shall endeavor to carry on regardless.

Lex