Today we went to...De Efteling

[Harke the Boeotarch]

So my Mom, hubby and I went to De Efteling themepark today.
We went

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then we had dinner back in Delft.

Mom paid for everything.

Discuss.

 

[Lukeee]

You have a husband?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

You have a husband?

Yes. He´s an Ecuadorean who grew up in Queens, New York.

De Efteling is a renowned Dutch fairy/tale park that just about all Dutch people know. He hadn´t seen it, so we decided to go there with Mom.

 

[Corny]

Oh dear .. I was there age 13

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

Oh dear .. I was there age 13

Here´s where being a big child is an advantage.

 

[treanir]

Oh, how utterly standard...

"Efteling opnieuw populairste uitstapje" [vk.nl - Dutch]

(won't deny that it's great fun, though)

 

[Puzuzzu]

I hope you had fun

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

I hope you had fun

We did, but I've had enough of it to last me for two decades.

 

[Puzuzzu]

We did, but I've had enough of it to last me for two decades.

so, you'll be back in 20 years?

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

so, you'll be back in 20 years?

That's a definite maybe.

 

[Lefty]

so why did mommy have to treat you cheap slut you? was she trying to regress you to an earlier, possibly straighter period of your life?

j/k of course, my day is never coplete without at least one snide retort

 

[Puzuzzu]

so why did mommy have to treat you cheap slut you? was she trying to regress you to an earlier, possibly straighter period of your life?

j/k of course, my day is never coplete without at least one snide retort

you need a *spanky spanky*

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

so why did mommy have to treat you cheap slut you? was she trying to regress you to an earlier, possibly straighter period of your life?

j/k of course, my day is never coplete without at least one snide retort

It was her birthday, and she insisted.

 

[Lefty]

of course she did and you being the dutiful son respected her wishes...after double checking for early onset altzheimers right? just a snotty question grasping for a giggle at your expense (of course)

 

[Lefty]

oh, and puzuzzu, can i have my spanky spanky administered by yahoozy yuzie??

 

[Puzuzzu]

oh, and puzuzzu, can i have my spanky spanky administered by yahoozy yuzie??

LOL, Sure!

 

[Lefty]

date, time and location plz. and since this is my "first" time, do i bring refreshments or just the equipment to make them?

 

[Lefty]

and me so clueless in housewares or domestics...where the hell are those divas (martha aka expensive one stewart and jackie aka k-mart girl smith) when a social event challenged male needs them? damn the luck- no, not the luck-just mine.

on the other hand, just had a question pop in my head

pissing and moaning, sweating and groaning
whose brother is this i seem to be boning?

ok, irrelevent and immaterial, ok now i see...
this shitty little ditty reminds me......of me

 

[Harke the Boeotarch]

so why did mommy have to treat you cheap slut you? was she trying to regress you to an earlier, possibly straighter period of your life?

This isn't The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert...

 

[Lefty]

harke, my not so sparky (today anyway) riend. i am only teasing at you not doing body or ego slams, i'm not wwf attuned, believe me, after the slammed shut door responses i got to my posts yesterday i am one of the least likely to be slammin at anyone except mabe in jest