Transplant patient didn't like his "used" penis, so he had it cut off

[RonR18]

The patient and his wife were unable to get past their psychological hangups and apparently decided that having no penis at all was better than having someone else's penis. This is a good example of one of the advantages of being homosexual, since gay and bisexual guys love other men's penises, and thus would take to a secondhand penis like a duck takes to water.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1529270/Penis-in-successful-transplant-is-removed.html

ATTENTION "OLD NEWS" DRAMA QUEENS​

Yes, I realize this is "old news," but not everyone is a castration aficionado like you, so this thread will be new news to a lot of JUBbers.

 

[Nomenclature]

I always wondered what was really the issue for why they didn't want it. I mean, he only had it for a few days, and was able to urinate with it. . .but was it unable to become erect? Would he not be able to feel sexual pleasure from it?


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Anyways, someone tell this guy about this:

Tissue engineers who recently demonstrated penis replacement in animals have now added a vital missing component - nerve cells.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn3672-tissue-engineers-grow-penis--with-feeling.html



They can actually grow fully-functioning rabbit penises, transplant them onto them. . .and they can successfully mate and re-produce, just like any other rabbits. If they can use human stem cells to grow penises, this sounds like it would be perfect.

 

[RonR18]

I always wondered what was really the issue for why they didn't want it. I mean, he only had it for a few days, and was able to urinate with it. . .but was it unable to become erect? Would he not be able to feel sexual pleasure from it?


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The article indicates he was able to achieve an erection "immediately," although I doubt that's accurate. But if that was the case, then his wife probably just didn't want to be fucked by a stranger's dick, and the patient may have felt he was allowing a stranger to fuck his wife. As well, he may have been a homophobic SOB, and decided that it was "queer" to handle "another man's penis" every time he needed to take a piss, especially since the donor may have been gay.

 

[Deandbn]

I think thus is soooo funny.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Really? Seriously? We can DO that now ???


wow.


Browsing through the Penis Catalog, I'd take yours, RonR18! I'd take good care of it, give it a good, loving home.

But seriously... we can do that now???

 

[Anders123]

So, he's like a Ken doll now or what...?

 

[BostonPirate]

if penises were intercheangeable the rich would be hung and the poor would have cock pawn shops.

Men would go for that one hundred percent.

If the thing was working. Maybe it wasnt big enough and they felt insulted by it. maybe it felt the woman feel like she was cheating because she got off on it and it was a borrowed cock... HA

its all a guess.

but its stupid to get your cock cut off. It does more than fuck. Using mine to pee is a downright convenience.

Who knows

 

[borg69unimatrix]

This reminds of me of a story I once read in the Bangkok Post back when I was in High School. Some guy had his penis cut off by his wife after she found out he was having an affair with another guy. His wife then tossed the appendage into their backyard. Later, the police had to subdue a duck who had been carrying the guy's appendage around it's beak. The guy's doctors were eventually able to reattach his penis, but he later requested that it be removed as well.

Anyway, it's enough to give you nightmares IMHO ....

While I HAVE heard of "joking the chicken" or "Jerking the turkey", "Cutting your duck off" is a new one to me!!!

 

[looseliam]

And if I know women, she's now bitching how he doesn't have a dick.

Fuck I'm so glad I don't have to deal with the BS of women anymore.

 

[RonR18]

Really? Seriously? We can DO that now ???


wow.


Browsing through the Penis Catalog, I'd take yours, RonR18! I'd take good care of it, give it a good, loving home.

But seriously... we can do that now???

You can't have my penis, but I'll give you some of my genes so you can grow one just like it if that technology becomes available.

So, he's like a Ken doll now or what...?

He still has his scrotum/balls, so if he goes streaking or something, people will just think he has a small penis that's hidden in his pubic hair.

This reminds of me of a story I once read in the Bangkok Post back when I was in High School. Some guy had his penis cut off by his wife after she found out he was having an affair with another guy. His wife then tossed the appendage into their backyard. Later, the police had to subdue a duck who had been carrying the guy's appendage around it's beak. The guy's doctors were eventually able to reattach his penis, but he later requested that it be removed as well.

Anyway, it's enough to give you nightmares IMHO ....

That reminds me of the poor soul who had his penis ripped off by his irritable pit bull, and a bunch of cops formed a search party to see if the dog dropped it on a street in the neighborhood when he ran away with it. They never found it, so I assume the dog was a cannibal. If the guy had a small penis, that must have been pretty embarrassing for him to have to describe it to the cops, and have it broadcast on the police radio: "Look for a circumcised human penis a half inch in length."

But at least the dog didn't bite the hand that feeds him.

They can actually grow fully-functioning rabbit penises, transplant them onto them. . .and they can successfully mate and re-produce, just like any other rabbits. If they can use human stem cells to grow penises, this sounds like it would be perfect.

if penises were intercheangeable the rich would be hung and the poor would have cock pawn shops.

I predict that stem cell therapy will be available within 10 years that will enable men to add as many inches to their penises as they can afford.

And if I know women, she's now bitching how he doesn't have a dick.

The irony would be if she changes her mind later, and tells him to get another penis so he can satisfy her. And when he balks, she divorces him for being penisless.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

You can't have my penis, but I'll give you some of my genes so you can grow one just like it if that technology becomes available.

Woo Hoo !!!

I'll make armies of them! Penis Zombie Clone Minions!... to take over the WORLD!!!! <Insert Evil Laugh>

... They're MINE... ALL MINE !!!!

<Insert -more- Evil Laughing>

And just what kind of genes are you donating to me ???

 

[RonR18]

Woo Hoo !!!

I'll make armies of them! Penis Zombie Clone Minions!... to take over the WORLD!!!! <Insert Evil Laugh>

... They're MINE... ALL MINE !!!!

<Insert -more- Evil Laughing>

And just what kind of genes are you donating to me ???

RE: "And just what kind of genes are you donating to me ???"

Sperm, of course, in the form of a nice facial.

 

[borg69unimatrix]

Sperm, of course, in the form of a nice facial.

You're such a tease.

 

[spooger]

Several years ago I was doing a literature search about vascular microsurgery for rejoining amputated appendages such as fingers, hands, etc.

I read an article about a poor dufus who had set his riding mower on cinder blocks and was working beneath it with the bladed running and it fell off the blocks. Among other injuries, it cut off his penis and badly lacerated his groin area. The blade (obviously) was quite dirty with grass and soil, so infection was the first concern.

To "save" his penis, it was implanted to his forearm, and the arterial supply was joined to his radial artery and vein (the one you feel pulsing at the wrist) and the nerve. After several weeks of healing and debriding his groin wounds, the penis was removed from his forearm and re-implanted in its normal position.

After several more weeks he was able to urinate normally and achieve an erection. Unfortunately, peripheral nerves are notoriously slow to regenerate and don't always function like new, so he was unable to achieve orgasm. But ... hey he slipped right by the Darwin's list of fuck ups.

And remember John and Lorena Bobbit ?

 

[Snuffy]

I guess he preferred "cut" over "uncut"...

 

[bankside]

I think a medical department full of quacks decided to do some top-rate attention whoring by putting out fake news releases.

We did this great penis thing, and it worked great, and he got hard right away. Proof? OH...Proof....see the thing is we had to cut it off. Yeah, wife didn't like it. Here, come see how we can sew a dog's head onto a goat! We call it a "doat!"

 

[Geoffboyardee]

I'm sorry if I'm out of it but,

PENIS TRANSPLANT?!?!

 

[RonR18]

You're such a tease.

Well, it's the thought that counts.

Several years ago I was doing a literature search about vascular microsurgery for rejoining amputated appendages such as fingers, hands, etc.

I read an article about a poor dufus who had set his riding mower on cinder blocks and was working beneath it with the bladed running and it fell off the blocks. Among other injuries, it cut off his penis and badly lacerated his groin area. The blade (obviously) was quite dirty with grass and soil, so infection was the first concern.

To "save" his penis, it was implanted to his forearm, and the arterial supply was joined to his radial artery and vein (the one you feel pulsing at the wrist) and the nerve. After several weeks of healing and debriding his groin wounds, the penis was removed from his forearm and re-implanted in its normal position.

After several more weeks he was able to urinate normally and achieve an erection. Unfortunately, peripheral nerves are notoriously slow to regenerate and don't always function like new, so he was unable to achieve orgasm. But ... hey he slipped right by the Darwin's list of fuck ups.

And remember John and Lorena Bobbit ?

Yup, it's definitely fair to regard him as a dufus. Having your crotch under a spinning lawn mower blade is about as dumb as you can get. Hell, he doesn't even deserve to have a penis after showing so little regard for it.

The temporary attachment of his penis to his forearm is nothing short of amazing. But it's a good thing he didn't accidentally brush his arm against some conniving woman, because with his luck he would have been framed for attempted rape so she could sue him.

I guess he preferred "cut" over "uncut"...

Or maybe his original penis that was cut off in the accident was uncut, and the donor's penis was cut. So when he realized the used penis was missing its sheath, it pissed him off so much he decided to just get the whole thing cut off. Kind of like, "Cutting your nose off to spite your face."

I think a medical department full of quacks decided to do some top-rate attention whoring by putting out fake news releases.

We did this great penis thing, and it worked great, and he got hard right away. Proof? OH...Proof....see the thing is we had to cut it off. Yeah, wife didn't like it. Here, come see how we can sew a dog's head onto a goat! We call it a "doat!"

Here's another article I just found on the story, and the details provided are very convincing that the transplant occurred. As well, MSNBC has fact checkers to verify the validity of stories before they publish them: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14905485/ns/health-mens_health/

 

[castoono]

I love my penis, but I love all the others' as well. So nothing of amputations please

 

[Swellegant]

I've frequently wondered if one could transplant a penis... I was particularly thinking of this in relation to gender reassignment surgeries, wouldn't it be convenient if you could just switch out parts rather than try to construct a part out of the person's existing pieces.

As to whether I'd rather have someone else's penis or no penis at all, I think I'd be inclined to keep it. But then, I'd also be inclined to shop around: "Hey, Doc, this dick is great, but could you keep me in mind if you get something bigger in stock?"