The complete overuse of the terms "pwn/pwnage" "fail" & "epic."
THANK YOU!
I swear to Jesus Chirst of Latter-Day Saints, if I hear someone else say that again, it's straight to the guillotine!!!!!!
I
CANNOT those phrases!

For the love of Mother Gaia, let them die!
Whew, now that that's over:
-Guys who act like men should have only one hairstyle: What, is this the 1950s? You don't like long hair. You don't like messy hair. You don't like surfer hair. You don't like fauxhawks. You don't like the modern bowl hair cuts. Men are allowed variety with hair too.
-Alcohol: It doesn't make you cool/cute/funny/likable when you drink. You look like an numbnut who's killing your liver and kidneys for God knows what reason.
-Boardshorts, or shorts below the knees for that matter: I wouldn't have a problem with them if I could actually find shorts above the knee in stores. I don't care if Puritans have taken over men's fashion, I want to show some leg!
-Those God-awful, 80s binocular glasses: Now, you know you wouldn't rock those if they weren't a fad.
-Whorish clothes for little girls: Apparently, pedophiles are the CEOs of all these clothing companies.
-Autotune: Nuff said
-"Gangsta" poses: Pathetic teens throw up imaginary gang signs or appear "hard" but shreik at the sight of a black guy in saggy jeans
-People who complain about book movies not being like the book: The movie will not and cannot be a page-by-page replication of the book. Get over it.
-Apathy towards the environment: We only have one planet. Pay attention to it.
-The scarcity of natural, "Black" hair: What ever happened to the afro?
-Guys having low intelligence: It's okay if you don't have the intelligence to accept someone different than you, but do you have to make it so obvious?