Trick or Treat...Damn brats!

[Essex Boy]

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I bet you like jellied eels too, you ghoul!

 

[Vannie]

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I bet you like jellied eels too, you ghoul!

I have never heard the word "rollmops" before.My Dad was a big pickled herring fan,but I think he would buy pickled herring in some kind of sour cream sauce,in the refrigerator section of the store.Maybe "Vita Brand" He also liked smoked eel.We spent many summers at the Jersey Shore,where he found a smokehouse in Keyport.I can remember him smelling fishy if I gave him a hug.I'm not a big "fishy fish" fan,but the gorgonzola and stuffed olives,as well as anything in a vol-au-vent sounds just fine

Back to my Diet.....grrrrrrr!

 

[Kulindahr]

Don't give them sweets, treat them to little bits of gorgonzola and stuffed olives on sticks, rollmops and mini vol-au-vents with anchovies and capers or chopped liver with spring onions. And make them eat it in front of you.

If you gave ME that, I'd be at your door for 'treats' every night of the year!

Actually if you tried that here, you'd be visited by the police, your "treats" would be seized, and depending on where you live you could be subject to a fine.

 

[MoufOfKhaos]

Actually if you tried that here, you'd be visited by the police, your "treats" would be seized, and depending on where you live you could be subject to a fine.

...seriously?

 

[Vitamin]

...seriously?

Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!

 

[HoodedRat]

Actually if you tried that here, you'd be visited by the police, your "treats" would be seized, and depending on where you live you could be subject to a fine.

......

 

[dereperez]

Went to a party last night and got my fair share of treats, and I didn't even have to say "trick or treat"! I can still mostly remember what happened.

 

[Kulindahr]

...seriously?

Yes. All treats have to be in sealed packages from an acknowledged manufacturer, or they are suspected of being doctored with drugs or poison or something. So if I had handed out something like sandwiches for example, I could have counted on four cops showing up, seizing my sandwiches to take to a lab for testing. In this locale, I'd only get fined if they found something they didn't like.

 

[Kulindahr]

Went to a party last night and got my fair share of treats, and I didn't even have to say "trick or treat"! I can still mostly remember what happened.

I got invited to a party and decided I didn't feel up to it; glad I called it that way, because I found out today they had munchies that had been "enhanced" by illicit drugs like meth and LSD.

 

[dereperez]

I got invited to a party and decided I didn't feel up to it; glad I called it that way, because I found out today they had munchies that had been "enhanced" by illicit drugs like meth and LSD.

I didn't get involved in any drugs that I'm aware of...unless you count booze.

 

[JPGhost]

Went to a party last night and got my fair share of treats, and I didn't even have to say "trick or treat"! I can still mostly remember what happened.

Did you met the pizza guy?^^

 

[mikey3000]

I think outside of adults using it as an excuse to host/attend dress up parties, Halloween isn't really celebrated here in Australia. People often say that it has started to catch on, and I've found myself parroting those words too, but I've honestly seen very little evidence of it at all.

Yesterday afternoon only one group of trick-or-treaters showed up at my doorstep and it was just a few high school students. They weren't even dressed up, they were wearing their high school uniforms and probably just decided to ask people for candy on their way home. I certainly can't say it got me into the spirit of the holiday.

Really? I had no idea it wasn't celebrated there. Lots here go over the top decorating. I turn my front lawn into a cemetery with ghosts hanging from the trees, a fog machine, strobe light and creepy sound effects playing on the outside stereo. It has almost overtaken Christmas for decorations.

 

[Kulindahr]

A guy down the street did a graveyard. My favorite tombstone was one that said "I TOLD you I was sick!"

 

[Vitamin]

Did you met the pizza guy?^^

Well, that's one way to put your dick in a box.

 

[dereperez]

Did you met the pizza guy?^^

Oh...that gives me new costume ideas for next year.