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August 18, 2017 - The New Yorker (political satire)
Controversy Over Confederate Statues Inspires Betsy DeVos to Google Civil War
By Andy Borowitz
The raging controversy over Confederate statues has impelled Betsy DeVos to Google the Civil War, the Education Secretary confirmed on Thursday....
“Like President Trump has been saying, the Civil War had sides to it,” she said. “Although I don’t think it had many sides. I only counted two.”...
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Well, with Bannon back at Breitbart, he's not constrained by the White House to do or to say whatever he wants, and Trump seems to be happy about it. I'm thinking it was a planned move, especially after Charlottesville. It lets Bannon be a Nazi without the connection to Trump. Dollars to doughnuts that they'll be in constant contact, though.
Bets?
And another one:
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Trump nominee Sam Clovis: 'As far as we know' homosexuality's a choice, 'logical' LGBT protections could lead to legalization of pedophilia
http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/21/politics/kfile-sam-clovis-lgbt-comments/index.html
By Andrew Kaczynski and Paul LeBlanc, CNN
(CNN)Sam Clovis, Donald Trump's pick to be chief scientist for the Department of Agriculture, has argued that homosexuality is a choice and that the sanctioning of same-sex marriage could lead to the legalization of pedophilia, a CNN KFile review of Clovis' writings, radio broadcasts, and speeches has found.
Perhaps Mr Pence should also look into anti-Stockholm Syndrome conversion therapy.And: Mr. Pense advocates "conversion therapy." As a bi guy I am activated and I'm already half converted.
Perhaps Mr Pence should also look into anti-Stockholm Syndrome conversion therapy.
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The President was clear.
The President was very specific about denouncing hate groups.
The American people heard him.
You didn't hear anything.
We're going to enjoy greater unity.
The President wants to unite all Americans.
More than 1 million jobs created.
I'm not lying.
You're feeling very sleepy.
THIS is conversion therapy!
A.K.A. 'brainwashing'.
White House director of rapid response Andy Hemming is out in his role, Politico reported.
Hemming left his job Monday, Politico reported, citing multiple sources.
The departure was "mutually agreed upon," a source familiar with the move told the publication.
The U.S. military detail assigned to Vice President Mike Pence’s communications team has been removed from White House duties after being caught on video bringing women back to their hotel in Latin America, according to three U.S. defense officials.
More creating new jobs... in the White House...
WH rapid response director leaves job: report
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/347749-white-house-rapid-response-director-leaves-job
I was just reading that. It was his job to scour the news media searching out favourable news stories about Trump and sending them out to the rest of the media. It must have been exhausting for him trying to find just one story.
