Trump this.

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https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article315256318.html

Trump says his Miami presidential library tower will probably have a hotel, too

President Donald Trump’s presidential library tower in Miami will likely include a hotel and could have an office component, too, the president told reporters on Tuesday. “It’s gonna be most likely a hotel, you know? This concept could be office, but it’s most likely gonna be a hotel with a beautiful building underneath and a 747 Air Force One in the lobby,” Trump told reporters asking about what will fill the upper stories of the planned highrise.

 

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^^where's the vomiting reaction emoji when we need one