Trump this.

[KaraBulut]

When you can't be sure whether it's The Onion or a SNL cold open....

https://twitter.com/x/status/2043854633010102495

 

[fallsguy]

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/15/trump-diet-coke-soda-kills-cancer

“You know, we were on Air Force One the other day, and I walk in there because he wants to talk about something, and he’s got an orange soft drink on his desk. He’s got a Fanta on the desk,” Oz said. “And I say, ‘Are you kidding me?’ So he starts to, like, sheepishly grin. He says, ‘You know, this stuff’s good for me – it kills cancer cells.’”

 

[KaraBulut]

Trump has given a couple of interviews to Maria Bartiromo on Fox that highlight how incoherent he has become lately.

In an in-studio phone interview, Bartiromo gives him a softball question about gas prices.

The look on her face at his answer is priceless.

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In an interview at the White House, it got loonier.

When asked about UK's economy and the impact of higher oil prices, Trump started talking about windmills and immigration.
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He still thinks he ended 8 wars and that will keep Republican majorities in 2027.

And the war is almost over.

 

[rareboy]

When you lose one of your most loyal fart catchers...

 

[fallsguy]

 

[KaraBulut]

This is what happens when Trump says that he likes you.

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5833902-pope-leo-brother-louis-prevost-bomb-threat/

A bomb threat occurred at the home of the brother of Pope Leo XIV on Wednesday night, police in Illinois confirmed.

The New Lenox Police Department issued a statement acknowledging the threat at the home, but after a comprehensive search, it was determined to be unsubstantiated.

No injuries were reported and residents in the area have been allowed to return to their homes after evacuating, per police requests. Bomb-sniffing K-9s were used in the search.

And another Catholic chooses Cheeto Jezus over the "Vicar of Christ who speaks from the truth of the Gospel".

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/5834220-stefanik-trump-pope-leo-feud-defense/

Rep. Elise Stefanik (R-N.Y.) on Wednesday defended President Trump’s criticism of Pope Leo XIV, after the twomen got into a public spat over the weekend about the U.S. operation in Iran.

“I don’t want to see the Pope as a politician. The president — we know his leadership style. He’s going to stand strong for the American people. The president is a political figure,” Stefanik, who is Catholic, said during a Wednesday appearance on CNN’s “The Situation Room.”

“Of course he’s going to engage in politics when he’s politically attacked. I don’t want to see the Pope get involved in domestic politics,” she added.

There's a fix for these cafeteria Catholics.

 

[rareboy]

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[smokeshadow]

One should be aware that it's not nice to piss off his Eminance

 

[Alistair]

 

[Alistair]

 

[Alistair]

 

[Alistair]

 

[80KGold]

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Nah, I’ll wait for the special pussy-grabbing edition.

 

[nataku]

 

[rareboy]

 

[fallsguy]

 

[KaraBulut]

TeleTrumpies.

 

[fallsguy]

 

[fallsguy]

 

[rareboy]

Let's hope the voters do the right thing today.