Tubaboi - Archived Blog Posts

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No, not really. But it is going to rain here in sunny San Diego...contrary to popular beliefs, we DO have seasons. Not just Hot, then Cold.

Anyways, I am listening to this piece called "Variations on 'When Johnny Comes Marching Home' for Piccolo and Band"...and it's not so bad.

Hey, great news, the Jazz chart I wrote has been picked up for a world premiere by the Lane 29 Orchestra http://www.lane29.com, and I am REALLY looking forwards to hearing it played by someone other than my computer...so sterile...so lifeless...ick.

- sam

 

[tubaboi]

I rented Anchorman today, and GOD DAMNIT, THAT IS THE FUNNIEST movie I have ever seen.

So anyways, I went to the Japanese market in Kearney Mesa today, and if you have never been to a Japanese marketplace...get off your ass! It's fun! I bought some soba noodles, Pickled Ginger and 'Ton Katsu' (breaded pork cutlet)! Sooo good!

I was definitely the tallest person in that market, and I felt great. 5'7" is tall? I didn't think so...but apparently...it is in the world of the Japanese Marketplaces.

Hey, I have to go back to watching my movie now...but i'll be around!

 

[tubaboi]

I was at the local hangout for the SDSU Varsity Band after a women's basketball game, 'Woodstock's Pizza' on El Cajon Boulevard and College Ave.

Everyone was talking about a party that they were going to tomorrow night at one of my fraternity brothers' house. I stumbled in on the conversation, and said "Hey guys, what party?"

The host, who will remain anonymous, pulled me aside and told me that I was not invited, because 2 of the other people who live in the house do not like me, for whatever reason. (The knife was in at this point)

These are my fraternity brothers. They took an oath to care for me as a brother, and I, the same oath. (They have now taken the knife, and twisted it)

Kappa Kappa Psi til I die? I think not, because these traitors to the cause have for one reason or another, they have decided to not invite me to their party.

Breaking News: Just now, I found out that the person who doesnt want me there told the party host to lie to me and say that he "forgot to invite me"

FUCK YOU, SAMUEL WALLACE, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

The End.

 

[tubaboi]

Ok, so all of you partying last night, celebrating the year 2005, you're all way behind in the times.

I, being Jewish, run on the Jewish Calendar, and according to the Jewish Calendar, we're halfway through the year 5765.

Let's do some math: 5,765-2,005=3,760.

The rest of you are 3760 years off. Please reset your clocks and buy some new calendars.

The year 2005 in the Jewish Calendar was 3760 years ago...so, the year for the rest of you was 1755 BCE.

In 1755 BCE: The Law Code of Hammurabi, the oldest existing code of laws, is carved into a stele in Babylon.

First year of the Jewish calendar is 3760 BC.

It took the rest of the world 2005 years to create laws to govern their peoples.

Bottom line: Buy new calendars.

 

[tubaboi]

ATTENTION: IF YOU DONT WANT TO READ ABOUT MASTURBATORY HABITS, STOP READING NOW. Alrighty, now that 3 of you have stopped reading...

I am in my house, doing what I do best, Masturbating.
I am sitting in my chair, watching a great porno made by a fantastic company, Cobra Video's "Citiboyz" division.

I am really getting into it, and pumping away furiously.

Suddenly, at the moment of climax, the doorbell rings! I lose control of my *ahem* fluids, and twist my head (the one with the brain in it) towards the door instinctively. Not a good idea.

For those of you who don't know, I am very powerful when it comes to the ejaculatory procedure...I can usually shoot at least the length of my bedroom...maybe 10 feet or so, no joke...so this is a pretty powerful nozzle here.

The fluids immediately entered the space between my eyeball and the socket on my right side. rendering my temporarily blind in that eye. The doorbell continues to ring.

For what seems like forever, I am trying to pull my pants up and rush to the door with my now red and swollen eyeball trying to escape from it's fluid filled prison.

The person at the door was my neighbor who just asked if I was going to be home tonight so I could water his plants. I almost clawed his eyes out.

I still can't really see 100% out of my right eye. But, this is not the first time this has happened. So, I am sure it will get better.

Moral of the story: if you're masturbating and the doorbell is ringing, don't look at the door and shoot yourself in the eye.

 

[tubaboi]

Yea, for I have returned to the message boards.

I have missed you all.

More to come.

 

[tubaboi]

I am on strike!

I will not post until the thread about the Rise of Anti-Semitism sinks into the thread pool out of sight...

I am physically ill with the amount of people who took the idea that all I did was make personal attacks against Muslims and the other people who have died in the Holocaust.

I would like to take this moment to say that you people should go fuck yourselves...and one day, when your relatives are killed by some Suicide bomber on a bus when they are going to pick up their kids from school...then I will come back, and say the only thing I can...

I TOLD YOU SO.

Israel will always be there. Palestine is a faint memory. Until there is peace, it can never exist.
If you disagree, then that is your perogative.

I hope you all get a clue.

Strike!

 

[tubaboi]

I ordered 2 KG of some "Plastic Finishing" chemical over the internet

it was free...and I guess I just felt the necessity to order something off the website.

It's called Neo...something...whatever.

Any ideas what I should do with my Free 2 Kilos of this Fun 'Plastic Finishing' Chemical?

- t

 

[tubaboi]

The Art of War is bullshit.

Enough about that.

I had a chicken bake today. I also went to the Farmer's Market and a garage sale.

The drag queen at the garage sale (Dressed as a man) was HOT. I should have gotten his number.

My 2kg of chemical should be arriving any day now...same with my Free 60GB Photo Ipod.

Peace, yo.