Twink Athletes

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28 year old British footballer RYAN YATES who plays for Nottingham Forest!

"Boxt!? You must be fucking joking!

I'll suck it here and now!"

 

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"If you'd like to bend over boys I'll happily put the mascarpone in your tiramisu!"

 

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"So the rider now comes as an accessory when you purchase any bike over £2,000 in value but hurry!

This offer must end 28 February!"

 

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In the English Premier League we have two hunky horndogs of a similar age who are diametrically opposed!

MATTY CASH is smooth, well groomed, clean cut and his pucker hole is so clean you could eat your dinner off it ( no pun intended!)

Then there's scruffy, unkempt JACK GREALISH who wouldn't be overly fastidious after a six pound dump!

So the choice is

CASH IN THE ATTIC or GREALISHIOUS ON THE GROUND FLOOR!

The jury is still out!

 

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Gorgeous 24 year old Daniel Maldini is the son of Paolo Maldini whose tight little 22 year old arse drove us all wild in the 1990 football world cup!

 

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So want to be in the ring with him and in greater proximity to his own ring!

 

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"For proof that scruffy, smelly, unkempt Grealish can actually scrub up quite well just look at the middle picture!"

 

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Spanish footballers GAVI and PEDRI appear to have tied the knot but I can only assume that this is a fake!

Then again that is the stuff "fairy" tales are made of!

 

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A goal mouth is a very big target but a twink's hole requires a very steady aim!

 

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Manchester City 1: 0 Leeds at full time today!

One can just imagine Man City's blonde viking Erling Haaland fucking the shit.out of Leeds humky Dominoc Calvert Lewin!

 

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I took your wife up the arse last night Cesar and once the match is over I'm going to do the same to you!

 

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-Just keep going kid!

'Stepdaddy will be right behind you ready to break your fall!

 

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"Your target was to score three goals and you didn't score one!

However I have no intention of missing MY target!"

 

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"Hey Draper how about you drape your sweaty match worn knickers over my face!?"

Guaranteed to cure any hangover!"

 

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Shaving your pucker hole could shave a second off your time in the 100 metre sprint but just to make doubly sure I'm going to give you a special "protein" injection!

 

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Hey Joselu! That's one wedgie I really want to pick!

Do you offer your fan base a "pick and sniff "service!?

 

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"Just remember that fizzy energy drinks like Lucozade tend to rot your teeth but I suppose that could be quite an advantage if you don't want to run the risk of puncturing a guy's todger when you're giving him a blowjob!"

 

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Gorgeous British cyclist Ethan Vernon! Love this pic of him hard at training while I'm hard at the other end giving his beautiful buns a good sniffing!