Um...is this really what you meant to say?

[Críostóir]

Saw someone at the gym today wearing this:

Yes, his ass was labeled "Fuck This." I had a brief conversation with him later ("You done here (at this machine)?" "Yeah, all yours.") and he didn't seem gay to me, though it's often hard for me to tell.

I really wonder if he had any idea that he was inviting all comers to a party in his ass. (And yes, I know Asking Alexandria is a band or something. Irrelevant.)

 

[gingentleman]

Perhaps it was a case of false advertising after all...

 

[Críostóir]

Looks just more like an attitude thing, maybe not gay so much as sort of a "kiss my ass" blowoff.

No?

Probably how he meant it. Straight guys are often so completely clueless that it's silly.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

gonna try this one

it a meannnnnnnnn anythin folkys what know it wanna it mean?

 

[Simon25]

If he wants it then should give it to him right, otherwise why ask?

 

[DJ1990]

Now that I think about it I should wear a rainbow wristband to make my faggotry visible in the gym.

 

[medic1]

Right off the subject but who the fuck is sloppy seconds i have seen his posts
before and not one has made any sense. Is he just an idiot right back on to the
subject ref pants---Me Like.

 

[DJ1990]

Right off the subject but who the fuck is sloppy seconds i have seen his posts
before and not one has made any sense. Is he just an idiot right back on to the
subject ref pants---Me Like.

Yea she's just crazy as hell......I just ignore her now but before I thought she was funny.

 

[Sha-Rok]

I want those shorts!!!

 

[hylas]

wow... it could be a case of "gay in your face, bitches", but it looks suspiciously like heterosexual machismo gone hilariously wrong.

and if i say 'wrong', of course i mean 'right'.

 

[doctorsun]

I once saw a pair of poker-themed boxer shorts that had "All In. No Limits" written on the ass. Douchey straight guys like to be ironic.

 

[SLOPPYSECONDS]

fuck this ya ASSSSSSSSHOLESSSSSS?
guess assholes got minds fa it but not wear suits fa it in public --- light"

KOOL!

so dat mean it fa folkys what of minds what OOOH

titters

ans all da other meanins too



any way back ta polishin buttys ta keep da moon company at night

 

[Críostóir]

wow... it could be a case of "gay in your face, bitches", but it looks suspiciously like heterosexual machismo gone hilariously wrong.

and if i say 'wrong', of course i mean 'right'.

This sounds right to me. I can't imagine what the people who designed that particular piece of band merch were thinking. Unless they were trying to slip one to...um, put one over on...um...well, you know! the douchey straight guys.

 

[WellingLuv]

Could be meant as a double entendre? Or an inside joke?

I would assume it's been pointed out to the guy before by friends or whatever, but maybe he just doesn't care about the implications. I actually think it's kinda ballsy for a straight guy to wear shorts like that, assuming he realizes the play on words.

 

[Sha-Rok]

Just remember, you've been warned.

It will be fun to say the least! Haha!

 

[mxpxl199]

Kind of funny, kind of hot, kind of intriguing--yes.

But more than anything else, vulgar and low class.

 

[frankfrank]

Straight guys are often so completely clueless that it's silly.

True. Remember what the "Tea Party people" initially started calling themselves about a year ago when their movement began to gain notice...TEABAGGERS.