Under the pool table

[MrBarbrey]

I lay as the light from the sun wakes me and i hear Kim say................Matt are you naked,and i realize in fact i am all but my hat and boots and nothing else..........one hell of a thursday night i had

 

[gmoney]

Details, Matt! We want details!

 

[Huskerboy]

I've never had that kind of experience under MY pool table?! I'm with gmoney... we want details!

 

[MrBarbrey]

well i remember bits and pieces....i do know i had sexwith one girl then went for another after a few more drinks and couldn't get it up...my friend augusta let me listen to a voice mail i left her trying to get ahold of my friend Josh saying i broke my dick i broke my dick it wont work lol then somehow or another it got spray painted and it looks like a smurf nutted on me

 

[Huskerboy]

Whew! Sounds like you DID have one hellova night!

You'd better make sure she didn't break your dick... and be prepared for a phone call from Smurfette. Pappa Smurf is NOT gonna be happy if you knocked her up!

 

[Huskerboy]

I'll bet it's twat snot from Smurfette... unless Mr. Barbrey is starting to swing both ways now!

WOOO HOOOOO!

 

[MrBarbrey]

I do now everybody seen my junk last night my friend Black said i came out the room naked and said next in line

 

[MrBarbrey]

noo i dont think i was fully limp yet lol

 

[sixthson]

then somehow or another it got spray painted and it looks like a smurf nutted on me

Probably gangrene.

 

[Huskerboy]

Any clues as to where the blue balls came from???

(One night my better-half and I got 'creative' with markers that were SUPPOSED to be washable... If you're anything like me, you don't look good with blue balls either!)

 

[MrBarbrey]

Any clues as to where the blue balls came from???

(One night my better-half and I got 'creative' with markers that were SUPPOSED to be washable... If you're anything like me, you don't look good with blue balls either!)

my fav pair of Abercombie jeans now have blue paint on them and i had it all on my neck and throat

 

[MrBarbrey]

In my younger days,I've woken up outside, in fountains,under the boardwalk, in my
car, or on the train 53 stops from my house.

I also woke up with a dog licking me as I slept one off on the foor of a closet.

No pool tables yet.But hey, theres always the weekend.

I wanna party with you!! you know how to pass out

oh teach me drunkie wan

 

[Joshua_me]

oh teach me drunkie wan

"Drunkie Wan" !

Oh shit.....

I LUV it....

There may be hope for you yet, Mr. B.....

 

[Fucker29]

This thread ----» useless without pics.

 

[MrBarbrey]

Pull up a barstool Grasshopper!

First let me grab my glasses i'll need em in the morning

 

[MrBarbrey]

If i haven't told you before, i'm telling you now - you're wierd.

but isnt that why people love me hahahah

 

[Joshua_me]

Did you check for blue chalk marks around your ass ?

 

[honooryuu]

i wish i could have had a night like that. i havent been fully drunk since i turned 21...especially because im always broke

 

[MrBarbrey]

everybody pitched in 5 or 10 bucks i drank more then my share lol

 

[honooryuu]

lol nice! i need to go out soon...or i may go crazy