Underwear shopping and questions

[fuzzy64]

So some of you may remember (or not), that I really wanted the undies in this pic:

Well, I found them on Amazon and I really really want them! The company that sells them is Andrew Christian, and besides having sexy underwear and a whole bunch of sexy t-shirts that I LOVE, their models are oh so gorgeous. Some of you may not like the clothes, but who can deny the satisfaction from those cute guys!

But first, a few questions.

Has anyone worn their clothing before? If so, what did you think?

I don't really spend lots of money on clothes, but do you think that their prices are fair (regardless of if you like the style?) Am I just cheap for asking this?

And last, the problem. When a box addressed to me ends up on my doorstep, I get asked "What's in it?". I know that you guys may say I shouldn't care, but I don't really want to deal with telling my family I just ordered some freaking sexy underwear. So, what should I do?

So far I've thought of two options to solve this.

1. My mom usually works from home, but Tuesdays and Thursdays she works out of house. So, if I can somehow get shipping only on one of those days...
2. I get the box as normal, family sees it and asks, I lie and when I go to my room and "open" the box I get something else! Don't know what to say is in the box though...

Suggestions? Opinions? Other associated responses?

Dude grow up it's a pair of underwear, it isn't some major dilemma...

 

[Singularity]

Here's the perfect way to prevent having people ask stupid questions when receiving a package:

You get a package from Amazon (they all look the same, BTW) and someone nosy asks what it is. All you need to say is:

"Oh, these are the materials I ordered to constuct my doomsday machine."

After they give you a bewildered look, you look back and say:

"My package is none of your Goddamn business!"

 

[pwnorton]

Here's the perfect way to prevent having people ask stupid questions when receiving a package:

You get a package from Amazon (they all look the same, BTW) and someone nosy asks what it is. All you need to say is:

"Oh, these are the materials I ordered to constuct my doomsday machine."

After they give you a bewildered look, you look back and say:

"My package is none of your Goddamn business!"

I like that! It's something that I would probably say.