Urgent, I'm having people over, need help!!!

[james1200]

honestly...lots of drugs and liquor will do the trick...if you can't get any oxycontin, some weed will do. and lots of liquor.


and how dare you steal my name?

 

[Swellegant]

Pillows on the floor are a great way to accomodate extra guests, so yeah, go get some. But don't go too cheap. Look for a sale at Bed Bath & Beyond and get something nice-looking that you can stack at the top of a closet or under a side-table when not in use.

Get some sodas and waters as well as beer... not everyone drinks alcohol, and not everyone drinks pop. Maybe a fresh-fruit plate along with the pie and popcorn in case anyone's on a diet.

Nobody makes witty conversation on purpose. Just talk about what you'd ordinarily talk about and let the conversation develop on its own. If you run out of movies, board games are another good way of centering a group around a table for conversation.

And fucking a woman does not make you bisexual. I figure you have to have more than thirty percent of your total sexual experience (including and especially masturbatory fantasy) with a member of the opposite (or same) sex before you should consider yourself bisexual.

 

[brandon84]

^ Yhea, That's how to have a fun fun fun party. I don't do drugs but most people do but I do drink like a fish. Get some Grey Goose and everybody will get loose. You guys will have so much fun. Also, it's fun to watch scary movies when you're drunk. I wish I was comming over. You have just inspired my next party. Thanks!!!

P.S. No, you're not bi just because you fucked a girl. I've fucked girls many times and i'm still 100% gay. I don't know why I ever did ti but I did.

 

[antdak]

Sounds like you got things under way. Good advice from Robert ^^^. Just relax and enjoy!!

 

[sissyboy]

How about a few bags of chips,snack crackers(possibly some dip) and maybe some soft drinks? If you really want to go nuts, you could think about some simple appetizers.Chili cheese dip, maybe a cheese ball. All really simple stuff. You may also wish to consider a folding chair or 2...And don't forget about the movie(s).

 

[metta]

Pillows on the floor are a great way to accomodate extra guests, so yeah, go get some. But don't go too cheap. Look for a sale at Bed Bath & Beyond and get something nice-looking that you can stack at the top of a closet or under a side-table when not in use.

Get some sodas and waters as well as beer... not everyone drinks alcohol, and not everyone drinks pop. Maybe a fresh-fruit plate along with the pie and popcorn in case anyone's on a diet.

Nobody makes witty conversation on purpose. Just talk about what you'd ordinarily talk about and let the conversation develop on your own. If you run out of movies, board games are another good way of centering a group around a table for conversation.

And fucking a woman does not make you bisexual. I figure you have to have more than thirty percent of your total sexual experience (including and especially masturbatory fantasy) with a member of the opposite (or same) sex before you should consider yourself bisexual.

great advice on all accounts. I was thinking the same thing about the board games. Board games can be a great way to get people to interact. And if they are cute, do naked twister....hehe. At my neighbors parties, they often make up their own games. They are always fun and sometimes naughty and you learn things about your neighbors that you really did not want to know....TMI...TMI...oh well...they are a blast!

At various parties, we have also done wine tastings, martini tastings, coffee tastings, kettle chip tastings (before they were available to the public), ethnic foods, etc.

 

[james1200]

^ Get some Grey Goose and everybody will get loose.

true...all you need.

 

[pjlikesporn]

I also like the idea of snacks--maybe a couple of cheeses.

 

[Kurn]

It'll go fine!
Let your nervousness make you stronger and wiser and a gentleman that people admire. So it is. Say something to that effect in the morning of the day of the partly. Say it again a few times during the day.
And the deep, natural breath thing really works.
Let us know how it goes, whether up, down or neutral.

 

[justsimon]

Quick and easy (yet impressive) appetizers. None of these should take more than 30 or so minutes:

Bruschetta

4 or 5 Roma tomatoes
1 package of mozzarella (fresh mozzarella is good also)
Fresh basil
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar (1 tbs. or so)
Salt
Pepper
Garlic
Baguette

Preheat oven to 350.

Dice the tomatoes and mozzarella into ¼” cubes (can be bigger). Place in a bowl. Drizzle olive oil over and mix until all contents are wet. Add a bit of vinegar. Add to taste chopped basil, salt, pepper and chopped garlic. Mix and let sit.

Slice baguette and arrange pieces on a baking sheet. Drizzle with olive oil. Bake until crisp.

Serve as dip.


Smoked Salmon Wontons

Package of won-ton wrappers (you should be able to find these at any large supermarket)
Standard sized package of smoked salmon (freshly smoked is better)
Cream cheese
Green onions (not too much)
Egg
Oil for frying (not olive)

Pour 1-2” oil into sturdy pan and set on med-high.

Chop smoked salmon. Mix about 4oz cream cheese with salmon. Add chopped green onions, but save a few pinches for the sauce. Mix.

Beat egg into separate bowl.

On a dry surface, lay out won-ton wrappers. You’ll probably need at least 30. Place 1 tsp. (no need to be exact) in the center of each wrapper. Fold in half diagonally and rub a bit of egg on edges to seal. Take the acute corners and fold them into the center so they overlap. They should be able to stand up with a bit of prompting.

When oil is hot, (gently) place wontons in pan. Keep them separated, but fit as many as you can. Depending on how much oil you’re using, you may have to turn them. When they’ve browned, drain them on a stack of paper towels or brown paper bag. Continue until all are done.

Serve with sauce (see below). For an extra touch, slice green onions into long strips and decorate plate.


Wonton Sauce

½ c. Tamari
Splash of rice Vinegar
1-2 tbs. brown sugar
Few pinches of chopped green onion
2-3 tsp. grated ginger
Salt and Pepper to taste

Mix and heat in a small sauce pan until hot.


Vietnamese Salad Rolls

Lettuce
Peanuts (crushed)
2 limes
Shredded coconut
Small peppers (you choose)

Separate lettuce leaves onto plate. In small serving bowls place peanuts, finely diced lime, shredded coconut, and sliced (and deseeded) peppers. Make it all look pretty and serve with a sweet chili sauce (from a bottle).

To eat, place condiments on lettuce leaf, roll up and enjoy.

 

[brandon84]

^^ You're making me hungry

 

[justsimon]

My brother always calls me in a panic right before a party. One more...

Artichoke Dip

2 small jars of marinated artichoke hearts
½ c. or so Mayonnaise
1c. or more Parmesan cheese
Garlic (to taste)
Salt and Pepper (to taste)
¼ c. Bleu cheese (if you like it)
Baguette

Preheat oven to 350.

Drain artichokes. This is very important. In blender pulverize ingredients (aside from baguette, obviously).

Pour into oven safe bowl and sprinkle more parmesan on top. Bake until cheese bubbles. (Check in 20 mins.)

Slice baguette and spread onto baking sheet. Drizzle olive oil on top. Bake until crisp.

Serve as dip.

 

[NameTaken]

honestly...lots of drugs and liquor will do the trick...if you can't get any oxycontin, some weed will do. and lots of liquor.

^ I agree (and not jokingly).

 

[Croynan]

^ I agree (and not jokingly).

Why is this not surprising?

Any luck with the new best seller you are writing?? Without being "sober" how does one write and or know what they are writing about and or what they are doing with the characters and where the plot line is going?

 

[NameTaken]

[/COLOR]Why is this not surprising?

Any luck with the new best seller you are writing?? Without being "sober" how does one write and or know what they are writing about and or what they are doing with the characters and where the plot line is going?

I actually write better song lyrics when I'm NOT sober, because the emotions flow better without inhibitions!

 

[douseiai]

Quick and easy (yet impressive) appetizers. None of these should take more than 30 or so minutes:

Bruschetta

4 or 5 Roma tomatoes
1 package of mozzarella (fresh mozzarella is good also)
Fresh basil
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar (1 tbs. or so)
Salt
Pepper
Garlic
Baguette

Preheat oven to 350.

Dice the tomatoes and mozzarella into ¼” cubes (can be bigger). Place in a bowl. Drizzle olive oil over and mix until all contents are wet. Add a bit of vinegar. Add to taste chopped basil, salt, pepper and chopped garlic. Mix and let sit.

Slice baguette and arrange pieces on a baking sheet. Drizzle with olive oil. Bake until crisp.

Serve as dip.

i was gonna go to bed without dinner and now i dont think i can

 

[c0n0rm]

No that just makes you cuntaminated.

Don't forget the lube.

 

[justsimon]

i was gonna go to bed without dinner and now i dont think i can

Oops. Sorry.

 

[me12121]

Now I'm hungry . And nothing is open at this time of night.

 

[james1200]

I actually write better song lyrics when I'm NOT sober, because the emotions flow better without inhibitions!

you tell him...and what self respecting musican wants to be sober?