Verbal diaharrea on a date..

[Sunshine]

For tonight's entertainment I was sitting back by the pool answering emails when I got one from this guy I went out with like twice.. he wanted to take me out again and I kind of spaced out and thought about the first couple times we hung out together. I can vaguely remember some of the stupid things I said that night and it's just entertaining...

My best was ...

- We're driving up to a park in the middle of the night, tons of trees, no houses for miles, HUGE lake, EXTRA spooky moonlight... -

the first thing I said was "This seems like the perfect place to kill someone...theres no one around and a huge lake back there..." attempting the funny...

That was an awkward 5 minute silence...



Your turn.

 

[Sunshine]

I don't go on dates...we argue about who is top and who is bottom and which one pays...

Seriously, I tend to be fairly tight lipped on dates because I get nervous...unless we have drinks (which is a BAD idea.)

I think whoever asks the person out should pay. =/ but thats just me. Mainly why I don't ask people out. XD I haz no moniez. If I haz dem I would pay. I like to spoil people. =/

 

[puka-pride]

are you taking me into the woods so you can rape me?

-what? no

damn!

 

[Sunshine]

Me too and me too.

I do remember one date where the person I was with started trying to hook me up with a total stranger.

Yeah, that went well.

lmfao! do you live in whorelando? Everyone does that here. Everyone has fucked everyone and they all know each other it's EXTREMELY disturbing to me. I've had like 20 people message me before and go "YOU SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!?" and I'm like "who?"

 

[The_Reaper]

I don't usually go out on dates either; not for lack of trying mind you...

Although, the last ones that you could actually call dates...I spoke quite a bit more than I usually do around new people.

But I managed to keep my 'stranger' comments to myself.

 

[kevbo]

Have you ever heard about Ed Gein?

*silence*

 

[LatinoSTAR]

Well, Ive never been on a "real" date before...hahaha....i usualy just invite them over to my house to like do something....you know..

 

[kevbo]

jamesdude's post reminds me of another:

"That Budweiser went straight to my rectum..."

 

[Sunshine]

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....I bet its fun inside your mind.

 

[RationalLunacy]

I'll take you on a late night date to my back yard. Imagine the awkward look on your face when you come face to face with a wildebeest in the moonlight.

 

[Paws]

Not on a first date, but:

"The first time you talked to me, were you drunk or why else did you choose me?"

Me to another guy.

 

[ZeoStar]

lmfao! do you live in whorelando? Everyone does that here. Everyone has fucked everyone and they all know each other it's EXTREMELY disturbing to me. I've had like 20 people message me before and go "YOU SLEPT WITH MY BOYFRIEND!?" and I'm like "who?"

Wow, is it really that bad up there? lol I would've thought it was less so because of how huge and utterly confusing Orlando is (to drive in).

Though, these quotes are exactly why I tend to be the listener. Don't wanna say something to fuck it up. haha I haven't been on a formal date yet, but when I meet new people, I always listen to what they have to say and then provide feedback. Made me a good number of keeper friends thus far.

 

[Lightsage]

The words "Socially" and "Inept" come to mind...

Doesn't help that I'm slightly anti-social either...

Verbal diaharrea is the LEAST of my worries.

Though that's because I talk too much anyways...

Too bad no one realizes what the easiest way to fix that problem is.

 

[puka-pride]

*on a second date*

oh cool they offer that course (college course) at my college you should totally apply for it there next year.. you can stay with me since i'm gonna be moving close to the school...

(then it occurs to me i just asked the guy to move in with me on a second date and blush furiously and change the subject fast)

 

[Coffee]

That's when I came out with an older men (+5) and we kind of liked each other. When he's taking the motorbike he told me to wear the coat because it's quite cold then. But I don't know what on earth I was thinking then and I said "Holding you would be warmer". OMG, and there was another men nearby, I didn't know if he overheard us. If so, he must stare us behind our back....