Voyeurism in public toilets

[caligula]

There was this bar in Montreal back in the early 90's called K.O.X or Station C. It was an old postal station turned into several bars. My first vist to Montreal since I was a kid and I went there for my first anniverssary. While I was in the bathroom using the cattle troft to piss in, someone had turned out the lites. This guy reached over and started giving me a hand job, I was hard the second he touched it. My partner walked in turning the lites on calling my name. I told him what happend rather then not saying anythin and risking that he may have seen what was going on. Were still together. and BTW K.O.X was an awsome club.

Oh fuck. I thought you were Senator Larry Craig! Sorry about that.

And the reason your BF never ditched you like the filthy whore you are? He was in my OTHER hand!

Stay away from the bogs, baby. You were lucky to cure your dick-drip last time, don't risk lightning striking twice. Them places are just crawling with pervs like Telstra.

 

[RationalLunacy]

Just don't touch. Unless you want piss all over your pants. And a bloody nose if you take that as a cue to bend down.

You mean I could get pissed on and pissed off all at once?

 

[caligula]

^Caligula's back!!! Welcome back bitch!!!

Hi there, Marley!

Lilbit and Telstra let me out of my genie bottle on Friday. I've missed you all. Especially you.

But Christ, you've aged in your avatar since last I was here! You look like shit in a can!

 

[pocono]

There is (or at least used to be) a remarkable bathroom at the Paramount Hotel in New York City. All the fixtures were stainless steel and every wall was a mirror. As a result, no matter where you were in the room you could look at anyone who was taking a leak without even being noticed. It was kind of strange, kind of amazing!

 

[dpnice]

Is it just our younger members who find cruising in public toilets so objectionable?

Most of my sexual encounters as a young man resulted from spending time in these smelly, dirty places. The things you do for sex. I met some incredible men and had some incredible experiences.

Though it does seem a thing of the past now, part of our history.

Glimpsing at men's cocks whilst pissing is something I have never done as I find it impossible to pee in public (I have always been told this was a gay trait) so I always use the stalls.

 

[westindianstud]

Yeah Noelie, let me know when you are coming to London. I will give you some pointers mate

 

[wanky_window]

the white box comes

 

[HouseOfLove]

More likely one of these:

They reflect everything when they are clean

Yes, it was one of those.

Glimpsing at men's cocks whilst pissing is something I have never done as I find it impossible to pee in public (I have always been told this was a gay trait) so I always use the stalls.

why do you find it impossible to pee in public?

 

[cyclops35]

Oh fuck. I thought you were Senator Larry Craig! Sorry about that.

And the reason your BF never ditched you like the filthy whore you are? He was in my OTHER hand!

Stay away from the bogs, baby. You were lucky to cure your dick-drip last time, don't risk lightning striking twice. Them places are just crawling with pervs like Telstra.

Not a filthy whore. Now go and have yourself a nice day!

 

[Lord Booticus]

I think some of you need to learn Men's room etiquette:

 

[caligula]

Not a filthy whore. Now go and have yourself a nice day!

Oh Mary. Now old One-Eye's gone and got sniffy with me!

Does this mean I can't pull you off again?

But you were so NICE down there! And if you continue reminding yourself to bathe daily, you'll even stay that way!

At least your cheatin' BF's not particular. And he sure ain't clean either. You two must stink up a storm on one of your 'Linx-free' weeks! Peeee-yewww!

But I loved every second of it. All three of 'em. That's how long the little bastard lasted. Hopefully he's a little less EAGER with you.

Well, Merry Christmas to you, Cyclops35! That sad old shut-in Lilbit sends you love and kisses too. She would have been there pulling you both off along side me, but she doesn't get out much. She had to make do with the lovely snaps I took.

 

[cyclops35]

I have no idea what you are going on about? Do you always talk too people like this?

 

[caligula]

I have no idea what you are going on about? Do you always talk too people like this?

Charming!

And after all we've shared??

Consider the loan of my titanium enforced, Tyra Banks-signed maxi-dildo now OVER and return it to me post-haste. It miss that stinking thing. But for Christ sake soak in turpentine first.

And the answer to you second question is, of course, yes.

 

[cyclops35]

Charming!

And after all we've shared??

Consider the loan of my titanium enforced, Tyra Banks-signed maxi-dildo now OVER and return it to me post-haste. It miss that stinking thing. But for Christ sake soak in turpentine first.

And the answer to you second question is, of course, yes.

Well let see, your not funny, your insulting, and the only one your amusing is yourself. Not a very nice way to make a first empression on someone or a good way of even making friends.

 

[caligula]

Well let see, your not funny, your insulting, and the only one your amusing is yourself. Not a very nice way to make a first empression on someone or a good way of even making friends.

Very true. There's nothing funny about those smears on my beloved dild. Scrub it like there's no tomorrow, One-Eye, and then run it through the dishwasher just to make certain!

When I shove that thing up Ravenstar's quoit again I want it shining like Jacko's first Grammy.

In other news, your Nana says hi! You should write her more often.

xxxx

 

[caligula]

Or cunnilingus.

 

[caligula]

Or felching.

 

[cyclops35]

Don't pay Cali any attention cyclops. She's always like this. Cali is an acquired taste, like brussell sprouts.

I plan to do just that.

 

[gdude30]

Oh those metal urinal tray thingys.

They have that at Concerts.

When I need to use the bathroom men are crowded around that.

I would be a very erotic scene if people under 18 were denied from going to concerts.

That's why I don't see voyeurism in public toilets a real turn on. Becuase there is usually always a little kid or child wandering around and that kills everything..

But then again. I've never been to a freaking bar...

So I'm sure that's different. But as for public toilets to everyone I say no.

I don't usually piss at a urinal either..

Too nervous for that >_>"

 

[caligula]

I don't usually piss at a urinal either..

Too nervous for that >_>"

You're safer at the piss-trough Gdude, trust me!

That little one-eyed tease Cyclops is all foot-taps and fluttering fingers at any cubicle you dare enter! She's insatiable! And deeply unsanitary... Plus she won't give up my signed Tyra Banks dildo

When you run into the tart in the bogs at your next MGMT concert will you pull my America's Next Top Phallus out of her arse and see if the nail polish I put on the tip has dissolved?

I fully expect that it has. The girl's gone BITTER on me!

And this, just days away from Christmas.