Voyeurism in public toilets

[LilBit]

Well, Merry Christmas to you, Cyclops35! That sad old shut-in Lilbit sends you love and kisses too. She would have been there pulling you both off along side me, but she doesn't get out much. She had to make do with the lovely snaps I took.

I hope you didn't need them back, btw. They're kinda wet.

 

[LilBit]

Did you put them in the washing machine Lil?

So... dirty... can't get it clean...

EVERYTHING IS DORK-SAHDED!!!

 

[gdude30]

You're safer at the piss-trough Gdude, trust me!

That little one-eyed tease Cyclops is all foot-taps and fluttering fingers at any cubicle you dare enter! She's insatiable! And deeply unsanitary... Plus she won't give up my signed Tyra Banks dildo

When you run into the tart in the bogs at your next MGMT concert will you pull my America's Next Top Phallus out of her arse and see if the nail polish I put on the tip has dissolved?

I fully expect that it has. The girl's gone BITTER on me!

And this, just days away from Christmas.

What the hell are you talking about "

 

[caligula]

What the hell is your siggy about??

Hello, by the way! Remember me? I SURE remember you...

And last time we were "on the floor" together you had one very pretty "pet" and it was certainly a "friend" to me.

A fair-weather friend, sadly.

As soon as the amyl bottles slipped from your nostrils you sobered up and saw yours truly in a VERY different light indeed, GDude, which was a disappointment to me, I'll be honest with you.

However, there's always NEXT Mother's Day, so I live in hope of a repeat performance from you. Gimme a bunch of carnations again and I'll be quite prepared to stick 'em anywhere that makes you sing like a girl!

(It's all coming back to you now, isn't it?)

 

[Telstra]

What the hell are you talking about "

............ thats called girl talk i think.

 

[LilBit]

What the hell is your siggy about??

Hello, by the way! Remember me? I SURE remember you...

And last time we were "on the floor" together you had one very pretty "pet" and it was certainly a "friend" to me.

A fair-weather friend, sadly.

As soon as the amyl bottles slipped from your nostrils you sobered up and saw yours truly in a VERY different light indeed, GDude, which was a disappointment to me, I'll be honest with you.

However, there's always NEXT Mother's Day, so I live in hope of a repeat performance from you. Gimme a bunch of carnations again and I'll be quite prepared to stick 'em anywhere that makes you sing like a girl!

(It's all coming back to you now, isn't it?)

Wow. You even managed to lose ME on that one...

 

[LilBit]

way to make me snarf my wine ya bitch. God I love you!

 

[caligula]

STILL drinking, Ravenstar?

Well, I guess your cheap five buck clean-skin is a step up from last Christmas's lighter fluid.

How ARE the burns, by the way? Did you rethink keeping the lighter fluid inside your bong after that?

 

[caligula]

Wow. You even managed to lose ME on that one...

Christ. Maybe it's ME that needs to sober up then!

 

[caligula]

Oh you goddam bitches, just TRY to make sense of Gdude's fucking siggy! Go on! TRY!

I was riffing on a theme!

 

[LilBit]

Christ. Maybe it's ME that needs to sober up then!

Like I said, darlin', SNIFF the poppers, don't drink them.

Oh you goddam bitches, just TRY to make sense of Gdude's fucking siggy! Go on! TRY!

I was riffing on a theme!

And your siggie makes so much sense?

 

[caligula]

I've gotta depart now, girls. But I can't WAIT to drop in a little later to learn of how avidly I've been discussed in my absence.

xxx

 

[gdude30]

What the hell is your siggy about??

Hello, by the way! Remember me? I SURE remember you...

And last time we were "on the floor" together you had one very pretty "pet" and it was certainly a "friend" to me.

A fair-weather friend, sadly.

As soon as the amyl bottles slipped from your nostrils you sobered up and saw yours truly in a VERY different light indeed, GDude, which was a disappointment to me, I'll be honest with you.

However, there's always NEXT Mother's Day, so I live in hope of a repeat performance from you. Gimme a bunch of carnations again and I'll be quite prepared to stick 'em anywhere that makes you sing like a girl!

(It's all coming back to you now, isn't it?)

How can you not understand it?

26 Letters in the alphabet.



Unfortunately for you I took down the only hint of the meaning behind it

If someone actually knows that it means then I've made a new frand

You are a dirty dirty pervert :O