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Wait. You DON'T eat bbq sauce off yourself on a stoop?

Absolut

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If I see this commercial one more time during my Cardinal games, I'm going to scream and/or vomit. It's unfortunate that Hardee's (Carl's Jr. outside the midwest) is a sponsor of them.

Because they are hoping that every single man watching will pop an erection, run to Hardee's, and buy one of these vile creations.

Thanks for contributing to the obesity of this country, Hardee's. Idiots. I'd almost rather watch Paris Hilton eat a nasty burger on top of a cars' hood. Oh wait...#-o

Don't worry - it's only 30 seconds of Padma Lakshmi "eating" a burger on a set of stairs. It kind of reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Krusty is filming the scene of him doing the same thing, the director yells cut, and says as spitting it out "Blech! I almost swallowed some of the grease!"

Do you think she swallowed? :lol:

 
I don't understand the advertisement. She was obviously treating the burger like a penis. A round penis that squirted bacon hot sauce instead of cum. So why would a straight guy buy that? He might get it for his female lover (or the gay guy he's fucking) but he will definitely not get it for himself because now he thinks it's a penis. A penis. Penis.

I want to buy that burger now.
 
^ I am confused.

You want to buy a penis?
 
i must admit... padma is a stunning woman.

and i find the burger erotic.

but then again i find anything with bacon erotic.

well, almost anything.
 
Welcome to life in the 21st century. Sex sells EVERYTHING. We can't let gays marry but no one complains when a young woman gives oral sex to a hamburger.

There's an ad for a local Pull-A-Part where every single line is a sexual innuendo. "Need headlights?" "Want something smooth and hard?" and there's an attractive blonde slutting around the junkyard.

Is it art immitating life or life immitating art?
 
It's a damn good burger! It seems to take forever for them to cook it though.
 
Omigod I think I just got a hardon over a woman... Or maybe it was the hamburger...


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Hardee's makes me sad. I think I would only eat there if I was a.) stranded on a desert island for 3 months and hadn't eaten anything or b.) was so extremely hungover that a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit (which is still rare for me to eat) from McDonald's wouldn't cut it ;)
 
Is there a male version of this vid? A hunky, shirtless guy who's perched on a sexy car w/ the burger in hand. And somehow the BBQ sauce drips down his washboard abs. Surely there's a guy version of this. Can we get a link to that?
 
Alpha1851 said:
Is there a male version of this vid? A hunky, shirtless guy who's perched on a sexy car w/ the burger in hand. And somehow the BBQ sauce drips down his washboard abs. Surely there's a guy version of this. Can we get a link to that?
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But, aren't all women "worried" about calories and such? ;)

That's why you'll never (unfortunately) see a commercial of the same caliber, in the same sense. Sad, but true. Although maybe you're on to something.

Maybe you can go with the "Bod Body Spray / Shampoo / Body Wash" commercials? :lol:

Granted they aren't eating the soap, but...well, ya know...

(sorry about the shitty quality - it's one of the few I could find)

 
Absolut said:
But, aren't all [STRIKE]women[/STRIKE] gay men "worried" about calories and such? ;)
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:p:p:p Actually Abs, you're probably correct. That's very clever of you. I never thought of that.

Transpogue and Abs, you guys are fast w/ finding the hunky men advertisements! Yummy! :gogirl:
 
^ OK.

As much as I hate to say it, I do think that commercial is hot.

Although the phrase "doublepitstochesty" makes me laugh :lol:

I also enjoy the Axe one where the women in the apartments below the guy showering are [STRIKE]stripping[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]molesting[/STRIKE] getting fresh with the pole going down through their respective apartments, courtesy of the guy's shower drain...
 
^Oh, that's hot too, Yooper! I must be a horrible youtube searcher b/c I came up nil.

Transpogue, I can't believe you think Padma's a fixer upper. Gosh!
 
shaggyvox said:
"getting fresh" :lol: i don't believe i've heard it put like that b4
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I could try and find a video of Flo Rida's "Right Round," but YouTube is being a total chode about that song right now...

;)
 
Alpha1851 said:
Transpogue, I can't believe you think Padma's a fixer upper. Gosh!
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While I do think she's pretty, I think she joined the Hardee's whoredom of Paris and Jessica Simpson.

Granted, I'd flash my shit for like, a bajillion dollars to take one bite of a burger I'd never eat, splash soap on myself, dance on a car, or lick bbq sauce off me.

Yeah, I'm evidently that cheap. :help:
 
I also enjoy that song, as many that I've spoken with do not!
 
I give up. :(

Last summer there was a Hardee's/Carl's Jr. ad with a hot guy leaning against a fence post eating a burger. The copy was something like 'Burger. Fries. Coke. Don't bother me. I'm eating.'
 
^ Thanks my dear.

But it is hard to try and find it tomorrow. YouTube, I think, are hard their tries to remove it as of late...
 
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