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Linxus87

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I guess I should start by saying, we don't actually have a cooler where I work (come on, I'm a cashier at a department store). Well, anyway, a coworker was talking to me about how I shouldn't move out of my parents home until I'm finished with college and such. She mentioned her daughter wants to do it, despite her objections. She then brought up the girlfriend question, and I told her no, I didn't. She asked why, and I gave her my reason, that I'm gay (I could have lied, because minutes before, she was talking to a customer about how late she was at church and shit yesterday). The conversation kind of turned out like this:

Her: You're gay? You're lying right?
Me: No, I am.
Her: You're saying you don't like girls? You like boys?
Me: That kinda is the definition, yeah.
Her: Why? Don't you believe in God? Y'know, God made it for man and woman to be together, not man and man?
Me: I believe in a higher being, but not specifically in the Christian's depiction of God.
Her: God wants you with a woman, not a man.
Me: Well, regardless, I'm still gay.

There was a bit of a break, then she brought it back up, talking about how she doesn't understand why gay people make the choice to be gay. I told her it's not a choice, but you believe what you want to believe. Another coworker overheard, and thought I said I was engaged, lol. I corrected her, and she was relieved talking about how I'm way too young to be engaged :lol:

My Christian coworker, I believe she was telling every worker she could. Or at least those that spoke Korean, just so I couldn't understand. One woman she told turned to me and asked if my name was such and such, and she started with "My son is..." but the Christian stopped her from saying anymore (or so I assume, since she quickly spoke in Korean, and the lady shut up, and didn't say a thing when she left.

Ah well, I have no problem with people knowing, as my last workplace everyone knew, and was cool with it, I can only hope my current/new job is the same.
 
Same thing happened in 10th grade Biology for me.

Except.. It started when I was hitting on a boy, his friend overheard (she would be my crazy christian)
 
Thank her profusely for outing you to the entire workforce, then ask if there's any personal piece of information that she'd like you to share with the public at large.

Lex
 
G-Lexington said:
Thank her profusely for outing you to the entire workforce, then ask if there's any personal piece of information that she'd like you to share with the public at large.

Lex
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Haha, yeah, if only I could. I do think she was completely in the wrong, and a part of me wanted to throttle her since she thought by telling others my sexuality would make the day go by faster (it was completely dead yesterday where we work). I'd be happy to tell people, but I never do unless they ask or bring up if I have a girlfriend, then I correct them.

People claim I'm too much of a pacifist, since I let people do shit, but I never want to fight back...
 
Well, it looks like (other than her) that you're doing fine with it. As it is, it sounds like one of them may have tried to set you up with her son. :) In which case, perhaps thanks really ARE in order.

Lex
 
Wow, it p..... me off sometimes when people try to impose their beliefs over others... She have no right whatsoever to out you to the whole place just because she thinks her God disaproves you! Be carefull now, in the next few weeks she might try to hook you up with a girl just to show you what the "right way" is... #-o

Oh well, as long as it doesn't bring you any problems at work and can get you to know that other coworker's son... I guess that's ok ;)
 
Hey Linxus,

I know you said your not Christian, but for informations sake here is a good article on just exactly what the bible does and does not say about Homosexuality...

On a Side note: as you can imagine being Bi and Christian is almost worse then Gay and Christian, Technically we bi guys have a choice... LOL Blows up the whole argument over this is just the way I am.

Anyway, Hope this helps,

Joshua
 
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