ways to say you are pooping

[alley]

Excuse me, I have to use the restroom--is usually a pretty good one.


My ex use to say "I have to take a shit."


Lovely.

 

[ozguy]

How about "Gotta go give birth to a politician."

 

[Sunshine]

" Imma go pewp nao, kthnx bai! "

"Pewpin' tiem nao!"

 

[ozguy]

Launching a rectal rocket.

Launching a corn canoe ....... ewwww!

 

[Sunshine]

"o Hay Look! Morse Code!"

 

[Ram]

I don't think I will use those phrases. Pooping can be a boring activity and it would be lovely if I still am able to talk to someone...

 

[Orlandude]

I'm on the throne.

 

[Phydeaux]

Excuse me, I have to use the restroom--is usually a pretty good one.

What ever happened to having a touch of class...

 

[Triple G]

Taking a dump

 

[Jerry]

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Droppin' a deuce

 

[CorporalAris]

I'm prairie dogging.

 

[ozguy]

"Strangling a python" is an expression you'll hear quite often down here.

 

[FPNY]

heaving a havana

 

[unloadonme]

"Strangling a python" is an expression you'll hear quite often down here.

cf Syphon the Python which means pissing.

 

[frankfrank]

I've always wondered...because it's something you're getting rid of, why isn't it "GIVING a shit"??

If you "don't give a shit" shouldn't that mean that you're constipated?

 

[Johnbarrowmansbitch]

I usually refer to "having a shit", tho my bf always says, "im manning the torpedos" hahaha

 

[irish1]

"I need some private time."

 

[Blueboy369]

"Pinching a Stank Pickle".

 

[wraithsa]

im evacuating my bowels
im taking a number two
and my PERSONAL favorite

i go poopoo

 

[RationalLunacy]

#2........