* On my first visit to the Greek isle of Thera (Santorini), I had taken a boat that circled the islands so you could island-hop and wait for the boat to come back around.  Going down from the main city (which is 800 feet above the caldera) on the steps, about half-way through, is a little cave that people stop to get out of the sun.  I was in my mid-20s, and there was a Cretan boy, 18, maybe, but I didn't know, who was perched inside the cave on a seat.  I sat opposite him while he flirted like crazy, saying he was going to spend the night there, would I join him?  He sat with his legs apart so that I could eye his balls, and I noticed he closed up when the occasional tourist came by.  But, let me say, all Greek guys are flirts!  He may have just wanted a companion.  At any rate, I wanted to catch my boat, so decided not to spend the night there.  I did get his name -- Georgio -- and tried to phone him back in Athens where he was visiting an aunt, but got her on the phone and she couldn't speak English!  Sigh.  I always wondered why I didn't spend the night and wait for the next boat, but what a fantasy!  A Cretan boy in a cave overlooking the Aegean. . . .
* Like a lot of the posters here, I had an early teen fuck buddy-thing with a straight neighbor the same age, that went on from elementary to high school.  We had one last session -- and were getting good at it! -- right when we parted for different colleges. Flash forward thirty-something years, and this week we got together again.  Talk about strange!  He was hiding it from his wife 
 
* On a cab ride in SF once, the driver, a hot young Brazilian guy, asked me if I liked to top!  We stopped at my place for a quickie, and then he left:  I had to follow him out to the cab as he had forgotten to ask for the fare.  Maybe he felt paid? 
 
* Speaking of hearses, I had a brief fling with a mortician, who told me that his boyfriend had recently died in a car crash, and not knowing, his job was to prep a body -- which turned out to be his boyfriend.  He went into a lengthy spiel about putting on the makeup, leaving me a bit aghast at it all.