Weirdest/creepiest personal ads you have seen

[Corny]

Today I saw

"I'm an applebottom, bottoming for mac users only"

wtf

 

[treanir]

Re: Weirdest/creepiest personal ad you have seen

I think that's hilarious.

Well, sorta funny at least.

 

[bankside]

It was only a matter of time before the Apple community intersected with the "Furry" community.

"Oh Leopard! Fuck me Leopard! Fuck me Harder!!!"

"Now let's "Dock." What gets you hot, man? Classic Tiger or 3D Leopard Docking? On the left, right, or all the way down the middle?"

 

[Corny]

"Oh Leopard! Fuck me Leopard! Fuck me Harder!!!"

OMG .. now i have the temptation to write him a message "hmm i might be not a mac user, but i am a leopard RAWWR that runs on an apple, too"

 

[TygreBryte]

The creepiest one I ever saw was posted repeatedly over the course of years in regional alternative papers bar/mags here in the midwest. It said something about "insatiable orally-oriented older gentleman wants..." and then I don't remember the rest. But it certainly left me with the DO NOT WANT feeling, and I couldn't imagine it would treat anyone else any different.

 

[treanir]

^ Hmmm... I just translate that as 'daddy with a penchant for sucking dick'. Can't say that creeps me out. I think you'd have to get *really* graphic for that to happen.

 

[Corny]

"no looking for sex at my place, no uncles please"

I guess he means "daddies" with that

 

[treanir]

"I'll have sex with you, just not with your brother."???????

 

[Eternaldarkness]

You = have your own imagination..
Me = horrified at mines.

 

[treanir]

Nah. Some ads are *too* specific to be real.

 

[Ram]

another reason to post this

 

[Corny]

"i got a minimal pussy"

ok not that weird but still